《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvCO5enQnE

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeGbg0neM2
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「答對囉！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oC8OZvuit
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9LnXuB5Uk
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKQbbAgpJy
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「咦咦咦！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIw775ggvlV
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLltHT8o7Y
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1mgv9TE8s
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「要開始囉！一號！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUNoYUiVaq
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是三岐。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpqynDZGEZ
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDnpdvKBCW
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrckcPajBIK
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs99jWIeW2A
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後面追著兩個人。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ207oBwO4dW
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreQrybHYNO
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd72IspK49o
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvbQOiCT8k
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我加快腳步。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxr0IaWXNK
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwGfSw5Zzq
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVFykrHLDR
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmYMUXPqAb
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltpgkAGX3W
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnu0spg2sX
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3MI771j2k
我開始默默祈禱。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5QjQOl7ac
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhexOqFFw6v
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMRVM9dNQH
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三岐走下台。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWF1YSQ1Ix
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoWfnKBzzD
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBsykKru0x
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0OzezZu1M
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq2fWGKGYP
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZQ90VY1r8
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxqbkBROfc
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFEu38zw02
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUyFaoS7Rg
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「五十。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxdMIv4gdc
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizY4zHx0Hw
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNu8oi2j2q
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sOjaxOidH
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaZJxt2AWi
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZmqYEzMx3
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「因為這是背景設定。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcMpX8JJfB
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8kWPBzDJN
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO9SM1nwJu
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「再縮短一點。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkJvBrJeP6
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc7EQJvblE
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「再短一點。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSGyyIaqS7
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DRqUdHg09
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7muLG5nndD
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzFC4h0gZe
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「世債哈樓。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBCnCuaGke
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYQNCnxc3I
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEtTbwZ6Ic
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3PzWIKsGg
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「請把酒放回桌上。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqoK52icDr
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyL8vLon4rr
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKZe88HbI8
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkiSTD9ifi
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmWaOeQ3Bx
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IVh8OFv7P
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxNa7lkYyi
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mqJ5vMuQw
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGb7OIrlM7
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlexDQmWC7k
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9x3BSouiQ
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5z5Dofjk3
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「貓公爵是什麼？」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vspPaZbQM
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiJ0HsqNbg
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS9Xcwe6OT
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxCEyx11gK
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBdjwLC3j3
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnSxOkfw1K
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPemDN9eFo
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「三等於八。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6J50AZ33Wm
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuCMmYd6Of
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ippAfCzDr
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VBjbVeCtR
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTyR7dbTCv
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3pa05UGfW
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXizNoeLTq
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你們這群小王八蛋。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXVBJHP7nK
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5uLGK1Qsa
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUczVqAuQ5I
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59QCJ6aKLt
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrH5vdwO2y
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVd6xdbtkYV
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMgRaCz3vO
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4K9tGk4qD
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT63wcHV0a4
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Cp8gFIt3M
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXXsraLhfd
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo8fub92kj
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvRNMtfDAo
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9kgqpMzuP
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLr3YYffnFE
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fCGKB2Ilb
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoXF444704
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj8bWroVrp
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「廢話！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppuObxOuit
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINdR0PuUFX
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUfNIHv56J
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZdoJHwpl5
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「三等於八等於五十。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtagrRHftf8
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxgt3RZj16
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvCI8Uc2zT
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqLMHbPHYf
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouKZEKIWaV
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVW8174sAJ
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4Y5t4r9fv
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEPttA8bUk
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2gTMcEDu1
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumyfzRB7Vy
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHjaGB9F74
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJD6NdGt0I
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAewQYGhGv
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7pfGX14xO
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5S4YYvtkl
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiwE4VswLO
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcifbRR5zjS
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsc3fbHHVA
這時，小女孩───」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4skkBFCVC
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayGmt8R0j5
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVrWAyD08w
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7TkvAp0J4
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOrmtRGSAD
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRN1uUaJjY
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「完美結尾！？」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYf5SLjKMY
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbrAOrhbuQ

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqUTElvRwR
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqIK1KtoKb
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當日結果：267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KlWGFFnsN
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難得沒有事件發生。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHArQEbt8p
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