《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsAeLkOpyj

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ispqrdzRS
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「答對囉！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUgYAgZBEV
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2i3PojLwy
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJmF4KikAp
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「咦咦咦！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBqNmL6KAG
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVXTPkcI3a
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZAGFlGDWK
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「要開始囉！一號！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTvUtx8rcs
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是三岐。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibSStlkAcS
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOO52IyrRT
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb8vw96LQ3
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLMw6Pt4ff
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後面追著兩個人。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH5GyYkvJ6
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmiwhZDS9E
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDG1Ji6u2qR
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaid2rAC7yV
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我加快腳步。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgihoOjMvHB
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrczDwD6T2
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8U2vJdnZy
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNf6sJA8uyn
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnezfrc2MM
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ybQCKfWvm
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBXJTaSAs0
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefzMP1eTN2
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zCw5fPZj0
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三岐走下台。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHgK0jg49h
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBzq7nEtMD
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHSW0HncTg
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmK4FLuTRX
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmeT7QF2N5
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcTRSYqRq6
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH83ChotXa
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I3BQ4TkY7
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvI1I3Y53f
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「五十。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGLo7V3cqJ
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BJcTb579f
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPTWVVCbOM
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEF5AiTdJq
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAzGk74j5v
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKrGOjMOvO
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「因為這是背景設定。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2nBhBKgRB
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKK8YsPe3XC
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UEnq5eVcy
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「再縮短一點。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7m5HNkqIe
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaCkbTvnI9
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「再短一點。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYJHiJrQ7E
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxK67JOjCC
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyl9e2oNea
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfTtDhRCoY
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「世債哈樓。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebmBCZ43ph
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu4ZHg0tdH
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYu1tZat51
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucthZVvl7N
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「請把酒放回桌上。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m2S2jK5cm
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbI1SctPdq
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKxIVqcqYY
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4N7Sx7Fih
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MALf4U48a
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQDYbxSnJe
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqQSAtm0zz
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KP0eYjbiN
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqg8BmeGSm
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt61RDjskc2
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOf9DNnRZs
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDXpsWMwK9
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「貓公爵是什麼？」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9X7ztGVng3
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhPpCk7Fzp
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZG6vMxMBq
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuDkkZeCYb
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBqRh7FQlb
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nG1GigQhU
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIQYRPRu1l
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「三等於八。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRij2o4wZ7
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNIYkFqR3q
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmbSrvOChO
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHelEzwNkKu
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx0dt17CWU
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5ACDpq1F2
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SeVYGGgYY
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你們這群小王八蛋。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhYiNZjBTR
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdYi0f2SUH
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpf1ElWYCK
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbgOXo0YmJ
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKxkZh1jY1
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1tvgrY75H
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoptTFaMJ2
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J3ltYwvln
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Nik3AFDH
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaMBzXAaed
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「廢話！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iMMbrkcoC
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuy0rGd9TU
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV2HbQWo30
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbO5MBdTCk
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9Ij64Wj2M
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMDAyQhh7f
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVN8wNew7Q
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRYpikoPNp
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkG8ebIpQ1
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI9qVWQ1X0
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFy3xTf3JQf
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSegONiQauy
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hlw30wEc1
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKQkbskZi1
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRQHr5cThZ
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyXrOGYCNX
這時，小女孩───」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS7fDyRBUI
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQ8GEbQuyC
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSP4wlbvqQ
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGWrVr1Gwk
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡga0iAN4VEy
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「完美結尾！？」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBCJ0fT2SZ
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebFZBodX4B

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlJAMT7FP1
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFr2tXxNO9
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當日結果：246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtU80Etk7H6
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難得沒有事件發生。246Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHZ3xinpli
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柳困依然單身。

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