Nick and Julian burst into a fit of unbridled laughter after absconding from a Russell St Club X.
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‘Man that guy was running around in there totally butt naked!!’ Nicholas screamed.
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‘Wait wait, surely he was just wearing a beige leotard..’
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‘Pfft, dude don’t be fucking naive, that guys fucking dong was flopping around like a pool noodle, he wasn’t wearing no leotard.’
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‘Fuckkk man what was that guys issue you reckon?’
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‘He was circumcised dude I saw his cock!!, he’d been fuckin’ hood robbed. That nigguhs cloak was stole, Kelly Rowland style bro.’ Now he’ll never know.’
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‘So he was running around like that because he’d been circumcised as a child?’
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‘Well we don’t know when the procedure took place, it could’ve happened yesterday, that sorta thing messes with a man’s mind you know what I’m saying?’
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‘That’s really dark man, maybe there’s a chance he was also porn si..’
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‘DUDE LOOK AT THE CHICK ACROSS THE ROAD!! HEY BITCH SHOW US YOUR FUPA.’
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A portly businesswoman across the road scurried down an alleyway scared away from the judgmental wolf calls of Nicholas Anthony.
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‘Dude, why are you yelling at that woman?!’
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‘SHE HAD A FUCKING FUPA, I’ve only ever read about them I’ve never actually see one in the wild, this is insane!!’
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‘What the hell’s a FUPA?!’ Julian asked Nicholas genuinely puzzled.’
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‘Dude,
Fat
Upper
Pussy
Area
Get with the program you fuckin’ nig nog.’
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Nicholas Anthony abruptly awoke in his car to the sound of government mandated pornography playing soft but obnoxious over the radio. His intuition told him the participants were mixed race and three was a crowd. He had dozed off on his way home from the undercover briefing. His mind conjuring up memories of a more innocent time, when adult stores were the minor and not the major and the sight of an overweight woman’s buxom gunt could bring tears of joy to a teenage face.
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