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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkozm4QxY5k
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Harrison Ford:534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3F5sJtOg10
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ckJp8kWmn
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDQ6IPkXcz
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M. Night Shyamalan:534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKWpszN9nU
Curses! You've caught me.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyRZ8BUBps
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDFhGH14ZH
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M. Night Shyamalan:534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXc6re7scs
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjEpXnTkK7
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtRDEZY0w1
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNIy02PDN0
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lGDVZjcra
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M. Night Shyamalan:534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv21HnPCoeG
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4eElOckHb
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNHJklNjmd
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Bernie Sanders:534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvF3Z6lVU2
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYv7on4mASY
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Robot Hitler:534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k96TNU1Pv
NEIN!!!!534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSL7f7XFhO
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniyshxGIyL
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Robot Hitler:534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsGAv8Yl3q
Yeah right!534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9iOHn7mZ6
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Bernie Sanders:534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡau5GiNJOd0
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXpq94GYbs
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw8QY4dnQu
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Robot Hitler:534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgnsOXzVrg
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH4nghavS3
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Velociraptor:534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtVLpth0ic
(Keeps throwing bananas)534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7trZGMVSb1
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgNL4nHCVC
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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