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比賽三點開始,由於是決賽,出場陣容基本上除了我之外,也沒有太大多改變。當我們來到場館,留意到對面已經到齊了,還有一群女生當啦啦隊。站在身旁的大杰氣沖沖地說:「屌,人地連女都帶埋黎,我地連打氣團都冇,心淡啦!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA3bTakbKmbZ
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我:「屌,咁容易受世俗影響!我地今日唔炒佢地三十分以上,我去食晒佢啲女女」195Please respect copyright.PENANA1uzXt2MQ5R
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Ming:「咁好為難你姐,所以我決定同你一齊去食晒佢啲女女」195Please respect copyright.PENANAye23acWEQo
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輝:「你地可唔可以認真啲?就算炒唔到三十分,我地都要食晒佢啲女女」195Please respect copyright.PENANAKedezDwf2E
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大家:「隊長英明,一於食晒啲女女!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA9hRdBRYsYv
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不過對手的實力,整體而言不算太強,畢竟這種賽事只是業餘水準,只有我們這群閒人才願意降級虐殺,一般有水準的都不願參加。當裁判示意比賽即將開始,我們按照早已商議好的策略,由我(PG)、細杰(SG)、呀Dee(SF)、大杰(PF)加埋呀Ming(C),作為先發嘅五人組。我們五個人的平均身高1.93,相反對方整體身高差太遠,相信只靠身高足以控制戰局。195Please respect copyright.PENANA2yuYHlret1
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整場賽事正如我們所料,單方面虐殺對手,比分為70-35,成功以大比分贏得冠軍。可是,那群替補球員在我們比賽期間,竟然成功拿了對面隊女生們的電話和IG,甚至有人約了下次一起打籃球,簡直是不要臉。195Please respect copyright.PENANAeAPp79yMln
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Jason:「你地場上咁努力,我地場下一樣咁努力」195Please respect copyright.PENANA66SW7b55eW
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Ming:「我地就出汗水,你地就出口水,你地開心啦」「咁都要佢地嘅英姿幫我地吸引到班女女先得,我地先可以食到女!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAe82dMTkVSS
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我:「呀Ming,你認住佢地班仆街,搞到幾多兄弟冇得溝女,冇得出pool」195Please respect copyright.PENANAy9oU6GZDhB
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輝:「你唔好係到煽風點火,明明你自己身邊咁多女,你又唔介紹佢地識!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAU5Jd3QpzfK
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Dee:「阿威,係咪真㗎,阿輝講嘅係咪真?你有好多女!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAewdGmuSzjM
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我:「全部都係輝哥啲fd,同我完全冇關係」195Please respect copyright.PENANAYMBY4g3t8N
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輝:「我地唔好咁容易因為女嘅問題而傷大家感情。今日我地贏對方三十五分,我決定請大家食餐好!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAPZAUf2FIuX
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大杰:「今晚我唔得,約左女朋友食飯。下次先再食過」195Please respect copyright.PENANAh4IQNxWrlO
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Ming:「大杰,你幾時有女朋友?點解你會出到pool,點解呀!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAcPGvVKRPWu
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我:「大杰,你走先啦!你再唔走,我驚你俾呀Ming佢地碎屍萬段」195Please respect copyright.PENANATLXLXq7e5n
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順利護送大杰離開後,回頭看到阿Ming和Dee頽廢的樣子,更不斷要求大家一起做單身男人,歧視所有有女朋友的男人。一群人則笑著走到餐廳,途中我又收到Bobo所send的美食照片。195Please respect copyright.PENANAPaXDfODTNU
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Bobo:「你份手信——石狩鍋,好好食呀!!😍😍」195Please respect copyright.PENANAj6hegZ2veA
我:「你真係好賤格,好彩我都唔輸蝕😁😁」我馬上再影了張海鮮焗飯給她看。195Please respect copyright.PENANA9zbjsRVGj8
Bobo:「你搞到我好想食呀😳😳」195Please respect copyright.PENANAiHDsHFcAyS
我:「俾你止下渴,等你返黎我帶你去食最好味嘅海鮮焗飯🤤🤤」195Please respect copyright.PENANAvGCXQ411Hx
Bobo:「一言為定♥♥」195Please respect copyright.PENANAauQ8vZNpDs
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不知道是不是警覺性降低了,阿Ming看著我的messages,我也沒有察覺到。195Please respect copyright.PENANA8FwD8eC33j
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Ming:「唔怪得知阿威會放走大杰,原來佢自己都有女,真係冇天理!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA8HEtRESGVf
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我:「我個fd姐,係咪咁都唔得先」195Please respect copyright.PENANAAOnt36hFsD
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Ming:「如果係fd會用『心心』符號,你當我係白痴呀!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAHvLmYAVL4F
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Dee:「燒死佢!燒死佢!」195Please respect copyright.PENANAXTXPloqDBC
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我:「我諗送你地去青山好啲」195Please respect copyright.PENANAWhSl4jInYr
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輝:「又係到講咩,我應該冇miss到任何嘢」195Please respect copyright.PENANAbFZIuQEtvz
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Ming:「有人send『心心』符號俾你個好兄弟,佢仲話係普通朋友,邊有普通朋友會send『心心』?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAfMJx5pZj63
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輝:「阿威,係咪Queenie呀?」195Please respect copyright.PENANAmBJN5fbGbV
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Dee:「我諗唔係,個名係B字頭,肯定唔係咩Queenie!」195Please respect copyright.PENANA3CZhKCPAWD
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