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No Plagiarism!VG1GIKWLuCEZl7BUCmSOposted on PENANA And so I learned the power of the cow. It was quite simple really. It mostly consisted of learning various lengths, and pitches of mooing. For example mooo moo is how you levitate objects. And if you say moo moo mooo you could make any nearby non-living object explode. And no that is not their language. Just like saying bippity boppity boo is not part of ours. The cow training only took about an hour. I began to wonder if my mom was worried about me.
"About my parents..." I said to Betsy.8964 copyright protection757PENANAOPGjvOPsvi 維尼
"It's fine, we made a decoy of you."8964 copyright protection757PENANAnztZwwVnqo 維尼
"Really? How?"8964 copyright protection757PENANAyTJFvVsJWX 維尼
"The will of the grass" the cows mumbled.8964 copyright protection757PENANABLjTRvvnf6 維尼
"So you're saying that my parents don't know the difference between a man and grass?"8964 copyright protection757PENANAHSYIcUSKeU 維尼
"The grass is all powerful." They replied.8964 copyright protection757PENANAmAtAJxzsrx 維尼
"Right..." I said.8964 copyright protection757PENANAbCplhP8ZS9 維尼
So, now that I learned the way of the cow, can I go home now?8964 copyright protection757PENANAAhZPPCA7j3 維尼
"No"8964 copyright protection757PENANAECayjNIFem 維尼
"Let me guess, the grass disagrees"8964 copyright protection757PENANA0myDSdlzn4 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. You mustn't argue it's power."8964 copyright protection757PENANANf30fzeUil 維尼
"Right, yeah I'm leaving."8964 copyright protection757PENANAInF5gpySb1 維尼
The grass tied around my leg.8964 copyright protection757PENANAeec1suGWKQ 維尼
"Moo moo mooo" I said hoping to blow up the grass.8964 copyright protection757PENANA3TdE3K9it6 維尼
The grass did nothing.8964 copyright protection757PENANAuUFkD62PO4 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. We must praise it." The cows said.8964 copyright protection757PENANA8tu3VjSIqj 維尼
I wanted to go home, but apparently I was stuck.8964 copyright protection757PENANAkvSGK5sYvn 維尼
"Fine, when I free all you're bovine friends, the can I go home?"8964 copyright protection757PENANAkBWuvJE5KJ 維尼
"If it is the will of the grass."8964 copyright protection757PENANAY9lHDiO60j 維尼
Right. I thought. Let's do this thing.8964 copyright protection757PENANAVJxM5Uq7VB 維尼
"Wait," said Betsy, "first you need the sword of the grass."8964 copyright protection757PENANAYsvOEhZgPy 維尼
She handed me a sword.8964 copyright protection757PENANAeTkgSHVd4c 維尼
"I hereby dub you sir Waldo" the cow said handing me the sword.8964 copyright protection757PENANApOA38ZWkbz 維尼
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