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No Plagiarism!SHAfxSXBGtZPtkf7ltkXposted on PENANA And so I learned the power of the cow. It was quite simple really. It mostly consisted of learning various lengths, and pitches of mooing. For example mooo moo is how you levitate objects. And if you say moo moo mooo you could make any nearby non-living object explode. And no that is not their language. Just like saying bippity boppity boo is not part of ours. The cow training only took about an hour. I began to wonder if my mom was worried about me.
"About my parents..." I said to Betsy.8964 copyright protection783PENANAsgNiioAOq5 維尼
"It's fine, we made a decoy of you."8964 copyright protection783PENANAiy96YMJpHJ 維尼
"Really? How?"8964 copyright protection783PENANA08a7y44pPh 維尼
"The will of the grass" the cows mumbled.8964 copyright protection783PENANAYFKeQPs7cS 維尼
"So you're saying that my parents don't know the difference between a man and grass?"8964 copyright protection783PENANAYmg9WDCTpy 維尼
"The grass is all powerful." They replied.8964 copyright protection783PENANAJAKo8aKXNY 維尼
"Right..." I said.8964 copyright protection783PENANA5YpXH1Ktcl 維尼
So, now that I learned the way of the cow, can I go home now?8964 copyright protection783PENANAuFNLJFX8x1 維尼
"No"8964 copyright protection783PENANAzJhhhmGKCE 維尼
"Let me guess, the grass disagrees"8964 copyright protection783PENANAlzFVnzSr6N 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. You mustn't argue it's power."8964 copyright protection783PENANA45lq0f87hn 維尼
"Right, yeah I'm leaving."8964 copyright protection783PENANAjyfHQzDc39 維尼
The grass tied around my leg.8964 copyright protection783PENANAeZWcrgTJ8s 維尼
"Moo moo mooo" I said hoping to blow up the grass.8964 copyright protection783PENANAJmM9K4dU3v 維尼
The grass did nothing.8964 copyright protection783PENANAEtCacW26Uo 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. We must praise it." The cows said.8964 copyright protection783PENANAIeEB3CE0Tt 維尼
I wanted to go home, but apparently I was stuck.8964 copyright protection783PENANAZrC0rf9V6L 維尼
"Fine, when I free all you're bovine friends, the can I go home?"8964 copyright protection783PENANA2bw3JMONsv 維尼
"If it is the will of the grass."8964 copyright protection783PENANA7bzSYIS0O8 維尼
Right. I thought. Let's do this thing.8964 copyright protection783PENANAMeibD5kTe6 維尼
"Wait," said Betsy, "first you need the sword of the grass."8964 copyright protection783PENANA0PMF53SNLX 維尼
She handed me a sword.8964 copyright protection783PENANAif7qO0c3zo 維尼
"I hereby dub you sir Waldo" the cow said handing me the sword.8964 copyright protection783PENANAjujRRHJVrG 維尼
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