Technically NOT a story written by me.521Please respect copyright.PENANAfQjhUrtP95
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.521Please respect copyright.PENANAEf0bEbYruz
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.521Please respect copyright.PENANAvj2ZP0zD7n
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 521Please respect copyright.PENANAOSwAd52vja
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 521Please respect copyright.PENANAK2H6JCiFl9
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 521Please respect copyright.PENANAPkuPwNXjeN
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 521Please respect copyright.PENANAoryRnNt67R
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAjAOkoJdoBJ
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 521Please respect copyright.PENANAY0CQLfu8rN
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 521Please respect copyright.PENANApN12XPTpjq
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAbmB9afMgam
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAALc9HhlVUj
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 521Please respect copyright.PENANAVLu1DoDTR8
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAsgyIK1GbNT
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 521Please respect copyright.PENANA4rXFYVoN99
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAYylipbFiF7
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 521Please respect copyright.PENANADuGtp4ir1u
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 521Please respect copyright.PENANAJZmUZ8HsCr
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 521Please respect copyright.PENANA9PJqOnuKX1
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 521Please respect copyright.PENANAKIBiiE8CiP
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAxNL1f6EMw0
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 521Please respect copyright.PENANAUiw88f8beg
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAmCJ79zFwo7
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 521Please respect copyright.PENANA3vBuhsnGhn
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 521Please respect copyright.PENANAcI3vJ5neKI
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 521Please respect copyright.PENANAIishxTiCMd
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 521Please respect copyright.PENANA41XdVfPVKc
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 521Please respect copyright.PENANA4f5HbupvaR
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAU1iGmq0ADV
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 521Please respect copyright.PENANANvrhn5SoBV
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 521Please respect copyright.PENANApu3bpLTGZD
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAYtSSSpzs1R
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 521Please respect copyright.PENANAUqOt1RM73B
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 521Please respect copyright.PENANArnvdgJFkI7
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAdOkl4AniHo
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAyvoiTfFP19
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAIdnzESqfy5
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 521Please respect copyright.PENANAvtSJOIW9pS
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 521Please respect copyright.PENANAAinoNkjfiM
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 521Please respect copyright.PENANAAvXLHErEmr
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 521Please respect copyright.PENANAL63PBOA76k
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 521Please respect copyright.PENANA5FZtkT76G0
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAptIb13KqPX
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 521Please respect copyright.PENANA4pJp8FMgVC
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 521Please respect copyright.PENANA1odjkAePLz
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 521Please respect copyright.PENANAYcGeq1wx89
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 521Please respect copyright.PENANAlhmj7vGGqY
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 521Please respect copyright.PENANA2TbNflt9Dz
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 521Please respect copyright.PENANAEYMxHwHSJf
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 521Please respect copyright.PENANA5xIj8c4etd
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 521Please respect copyright.PENANAi9NtkoQb2d
Tobex: I have never heard about it.