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現送上吸水大笨象，神奇水馬騮各一份。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjOccR4jBD
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新城市分店釀起內鬼疑雲之際，希爾頓分店同時亦牽起了一股小風波;422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjdvseEshd
醜婦終需見家翁，宅男家中千日好，各種撲朔迷離的關係亦即將要浮現在水面之上。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRjKfxVwvv
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「牛柳......牛柳......」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvLthjSsxu
獲邀景方雄邀請進入廚房內部，被他所炮製的乾炒牛河迷得神魂顛倒的我，足足維持了唸出牛柳二詞十幾秒有多。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsyKBWZMg2
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直至到我聽到一股似曾相識的聲音在我耳旁炮轟著的時候，我才取回意識「甦醒」過來。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjtCUJTWxG
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「為何他會在這裡的!」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7dWuUWG5M
希爾頓分店總經理麥默明一身紅色旗袍裝扮，正對著我的好友景方雄呼喝著。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2eE7NZkXe
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「他......是我的好友畢時，你認識他?」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdecLZi61Tc
默明從來沒有試過如此猙獰對自己作出斥責，讓景方雄大為感到錯愕。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KQ32555iL
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「好友?你知不知道他是新城市分店那方的人呀!422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfRqgVD6EZ
你任由他進入我們分店的廚房內部，他大可暗中在我們的食物裡頭做上手腳，危害我們分店的聲譽呀!」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0Arril3aM
得知我為景方雄的好友後，默明心裡更加之感到憤怒，沒有想到自己的男朋友竟然會欠缺如此基本的危險意識。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGobfAkWnZ
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「哈，默明，你想太多了!」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwC79PTRMH
對於她所構想出的陰謀論，景方雄亦只能一笑置之。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcfqKqg83t
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「實情是你想得太少了!422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57kexuU32k
很有可能，我們的麵粉之所以被灑上紅色油漆，就是新城市那幫人所為!」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5IJNUMaQP
默明咬牙切齒作出反擊，事無忌憚的把心底裡頭的想法在我這個「新城市幫派」人士前大聲道出。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKC0KHg2GLm
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起初，我一直沒有任何機會亦無意在二人對話之中插嘴，但當我得知希爾頓分店同樣受到紅色油漆損毀食材後，我便當下意識得到整件事情並不簡單，大有可能有第三方人士想拖垮兩間分店的生意，又或者是在挑釁離間，意圖釀造今下互相猜忌對方的局面。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiyuBxtSvZ
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「你們分店也同樣遭受到紅色油漆襲擊?422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntf3i9Eeym
新城市分店的河粉及意粉同樣亦遭受到紅色油漆破壞!」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qBSwKir8F
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真理越辯越明，景方雄先是向我介紹默明是他的現任女友，然後便與我一起把我擔任新城市分店兼職生的來龍去脈完整道出，目的就是為了查明默樂雞大賣的真相，協助外父大人孫望連在日本親子丼大賽取勝，順道獲得取他在凱旋門的首期資金援助。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANwlNhF8yM
同時間，我亦有將新城市分店遭受破壞的情況仔細說出，以及我之出現在這裡純粹是受間時所託確保監察員是否持平的在執行著職務。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jpQcrrMax
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在稟述其間，默明沒有作出任何的插嘴，一直在聆聽著我的解釋，但全程均表現出質疑及不相信的神情，很多時間更揚起帶有惡意及敵意的竊笑，明顯就是認為我正在諸多狡辯。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ofiZotgRN
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「真好笑!新城市分店默樂雞大賣?我未曾聽過!」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV6ujTkkqS
默明沒有就新城市分店作出過任何的市場調查，故此並沒有這個概念存在腦海裡頭。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2L3sG2ohqk
但當她把這話說出後，她腦海亦同時間憶起妹妹默宋間中亦有提及過新城市分店有很多食客均有購買默樂雞的習慣，只不過她並沒有對此大為在意，因而沒有作出調查。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQWA9ORWtx
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「先暫且把紅油事件放在一旁，就當作你這個幫忙外父如此荒誕的理由是真確存在，如果你真的是想讓他取得比賽勝利的話，那只要請教阿景製作親子丼的方法不就行了嗎?422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9Hmxdw7CB
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你是阿景的好友，他廚藝是多麼的厲害你應該是一清二楚吧!422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcPKP7Rk5b
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況且，默樂雞還默樂雞，親子丼還親子丼，就算你真的是掌握得到所謂的默樂雞大賣真相，我完全看不到對於製作親子丼方面有任何幫助!422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYre1twF5a4
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編作故事的話，麻煩也編作一個稍為合情合理的故事吧!」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCguCSK48W
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如默明所說，與其麻木追尋新城市分店默樂雞大賣的秘密，例不如向景方雄討教炮製親子丼的方法，這才是幫助外父孫望連取勝的最有效辦法。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVIZVfMFfX
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這點我當然是相當之認同，只是當日在景方雄家中進行「津露狂歡」晚會的時候，他已明確表示自己對日本菜式並無深入研究，在此事上愛莫能助。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebE1hu0HfQ
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「前幾天的晚上，你那道天婦羅炸蝦飯做得非常出色呀！我還記得你自稱自己為日本之鬼，甚麼日本菜式也難不倒你。」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8CEnJ4mcp
默明用手肘頂撞了景方雄一下，用上質疑的目光注視著他。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayUZwKfw5Y
「如今好友有難，箇中更涉到婚後生活的居住問題，你為何不幫一幫忙呢？」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukhgI0tf2Y
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聽到默明的這一道嘲諷後，我當下感到異常震驚，無法理解為何自己的好友會在當天晚上欺騙自己。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYMnpwlvXT
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「當天晚上，你不是說自己對日本菜一竅不通的嗎？你講大話？」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU2tqHYElj
我雙眼瞳孔異常瞪大，心底裡悲憤交集。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzpYMpcRJZ
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「嘿？」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwsxENqTPQ
默明苦笑一聲，雙手交叉放在胸前，「吃著花生」靜觀事態的發展。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQcDoj3MJL
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「畢時，我......我並不是有心欺騙你的。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNoeGhKJTM
事實上，任何國家的菜式也難不倒我，我甚至乎曾經到訪過北極，就連北極熊的熊掌也懂得如何妥善炮製。」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuNtjd3a4g
景方雄瞄了默明一眼後，隨著臉露尷尬的朝著我進行懺悔。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvQbYcVbs1
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「我之所以訛稱不懂得炮製日本菜，原因是我跟你的那個未來外父孫望連有著一段過節......422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHPUZJKI4R
就算你是我的好友，也無法蓋過我對他的憎恨感，我無論如何也是不會幫助他的。」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSMJHYOI8W
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「你跟孫望連有著過節？這是何時發生的？」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTT881CvMQD
外父孫望連的年紀大我十五年有多，而景方雄跟我年紀均是二十九歲。二人有著頗大年紀的差距，理應沒有交集才是的，何來會有過節發生？422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjZJmT5OeO
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「舊事不重提了，我也不想談及那些咸豐年代的陳年歷史。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBechWBPfkf
大家好友一場，我亦不妨告訴你，我將會以爭鮮壽司店的代表身份，四個月之後便會到日本當地跟孫望連在同一比賽裡頭一決高下。」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s75R9KV4L
時到如今，景方雄已看不到有甚麼值得需要隱瞞的地方，明確道出自己是參賽者的身份，百分之一百不會對競爭對手孫望連作出任何的協助。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWucdMtsftW
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「吓？你要到日本比賽？為何你沒有跟我提起的？」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1i8Ugy9jO
風水輪流轉，此際輪到默明大感詫異起來。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uxKP6zEfQ
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「比賽日期實情跟你的生日非常接近，本身我是打算給你一個驚喜，一同到日本旅行慶祝生日之餘，順道又可以一覽我比賽的英姿。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdrlIz9GB7
不過事到如此，我亦無謂有所隱瞞，盡情開心大踢爆算了！」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡva7qEGGS7X
景方雄的語氣略帶嘲諷意味，暗指若不是默明推波助瀾把整道事情弄僵的話，他亦不會在此預先公開把秘密揭曉。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrC6bPROxf
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「痴線，誰稀罕跟你去日本旅行！」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU3xe9HY0r
默明側起已泛紅的雙臉，擺出架子不願與景方雄作出對視；422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpZW76Ap7R
景方雄一眼便看得出默明心裡實情是興奮無比，純粹是為了維護矜持才沒有在臉部表情上展露出來。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eDwz0oy4D
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懂事的他，自當然不會公開拆穿她的把戲。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMCboFGO6h
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「畢時，你要怨我的話我也沒法子，這次可以算是為千載難逢可以一解我對孫望連怨恨的機會，錯過了的話恐怕不會有下一次。」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2hPGxihPQ
景方雄深情的嘆了一口氣，右手極不自然地觸摸著後腦。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggvtzLvON3
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「我倆的關係......不會因此而破裂吧？」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjeNsGLFui
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「嗯......實不相瞞，暫時來說的確是有些少破裂。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxDAChpqsB
只不過呢，若然你能夠讓我在你的津露品牌獨創一種口味的話，那麼我相信裂痕亦會瞬間自然地百分之百癒合！」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHTZxsMpOg
我故弄玄虛道。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLb7mss7Ny
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「嘖，還以為你要說甚麼，這對我簡直就是零難度可言！」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbS2fCe7Krb
景方雄擁有津露代理商事業的八成股份，在產品研發上有著相當之大的話事權，要創立一種新口味的話根本不成任何問題。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTN3RcMBR9
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「一言既出，不可以不算數的呀！422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fmljKbx9a
我要創立的新口味就是......」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4jani3SAo
為免外人麥默明偷聽得到我的想法，我故意在景方雄的耳邊說出極為詭秘的三個字。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrFnY9Ctx3
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「嘩！嘩.......422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsW8xMpin2T
你真識玩！你真識玩！」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzuMgkCdST
得悉我那道驚天地泣鬼神的主意後，景方雄亦不得不對我甘拜下風。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN25rWNSHW
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叮噹！422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzV5f2eRgTh
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門鈴一響，陳世深立刻飛奔打開家中的正門。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUhbOzQloC
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「這是陳世深的貨件，你是不是本人？」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDBbJyHoNU
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「我就是！」422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RYylGfsRl
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