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「喂!左邊最高嗰個,地下有支筆喎。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAyuZ94AcMwq 維尼
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我應咗佢一句,跟手呢個塊面圓圓哋嘅中坑阿SIR 就㷫住咁行過嚟講:「阿SIR 話你跌咗支筆,依家叫你執起佢呀!」8964 copyright protection620PENANA9E0E7O8WdY 維尼
「喂…支雷射筆唔喺我㗎喎!」8964 copyright protection620PENANAkIbhF8SUUZ 維尼
我好明白,衹要我掂過支雷射觀星筆,佢就會屈我持有攻擊性武器,所以我打死都唔可以畀佢得逞。8964 copyright protection620PENANA4yLHWpIxop 維尼
點知佢眾目睽睽之下,想撳我落地,仲想放支筆入我個褲袋度。8964 copyright protection620PENANA63yzR4vonh 維尼
之但喺我都有番咁上下高大,佢一時間都撳唔低我。8964 copyright protection620PENANAWDFQFuJhJi 維尼
佢面都紅曬咁叫人幫拖:「喂!搵人過黎,畀返支筆個仔。」死喇,我眼尾到真喺有兩個便衣行緊埋嚟。8964 copyright protection620PENANAOABacoJVyJ 維尼
「權哥!權哥…等等。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAwN3p5YWf3M 維尼
差些少就畀三條友屈到我之前,及時有個熟識嘅身影出現救咗我,佢就喺我哥哥個同期,依家做緊沙展嘅梁承佑。(Marcus Liang,下略為Marcus.)8964 copyright protection620PENANAuuNwAkvdXg 維尼
講真,我喺聽唔到佢哋企埋密斟啲咩,但喺都估到九成九。8964 copyright protection620PENANAw2XW6qPt2W 維尼
首先Marcus一定會同個中坑講:「權哥,個仔喺劉SIR 個細仔,唔打得。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAotFh4wlozL 維尼
阿中坑條氣梗唔順,一定頂返佢:「邊差個劉SIR ,成間館十隻手指都數唔曬。」8964 copyright protection620PENANA3LCS8qgIET 維尼
呢個時候,Marcus就會懶係野咁笑兩聲,之後勁嚴肅咁講:「總警司:劉尚智,我哋阿頭個阿頭。」8964 copyright protection620PENANArZ9g8vHhRx 維尼
中坑個心就實笠水㗎,但佢唔會輸咗個勢,嗱嗱嗱,爆粗喇:「咁即喺點呀!唔L洗做啊?DLLM 唔識教仔就咪L生啦,畀嘢人哋執手尾……」8964 copyright protection620PENANACok53oRlcm 維尼
咁Marcus都好識做嘅,咪幫佢打完場囉,點打?佢會咁講:「唔洗嘮氣嘅,權哥,仲有成班曱甴任你攪㗎,少個仔都唔算啲咩啫,嗱,我同佢阿哥同期出班嘅,當畀次機會我幫佢教細佬。所以個仔等我攪掂,總之我拍心口,唔會有手尾要你跟。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAGJ6x8UMTCd 維尼
咦!佢兩個嗲完行緊返嚟喎,等我企返直啲先。8964 copyright protection620PENANAwOwyzNz0Uf 維尼
Marcus懶係惡咁,敦起個款,行埋我度講:「你呀!跟我入房錄口供。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAkUcqx1JPFy 維尼
好哪,扮唔識我,我跟你行!我實跟你行咖,我仲戴住成身裝備跟你行㖭。8964 copyright protection620PENANAzXyM55IVdZ 維尼
「入去!」8964 copyright protection620PENANAnh8sTFdyCB 維尼
終於行到入間房仔,嘩,間房無人都開到個冷氣鬼死咁凍,嘥曬納稅人啲錢。8964 copyright protection620PENANAHu94fHq9AW 維尼
「你唔喺坐呢度,坐對面。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAvoVyWOrIwU 維尼
我日日黎坐嘅咩,唔知坐邊就梗㗎啦,洗唔洗咁大聲喝我呀!8964 copyright protection620PENANAkE1Tx7ZHKN 維尼
跟住佢開始粒聲唔出,坐正喺我對面,眼尾都唔望我,自己就好似做家課咁猛寫野,我就一路睥實佢,睇佢幾時先開聲講野,話時話佢啲英文又寫得幾靚,最衰個人鍾意扮曬嘢呢,乞鬼人憎……。8964 copyright protection620PENANAffJYsxJFzu 維尼
「我唔鍾意男人㗎!你唔好再睥住我。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAtGQoh415uh 維尼
哦…呀大支野肯開聲嘞咩,好,你講我咪搭嘴囉:「我唔知你鍾意咩喎,我淨喺知你嬲咗我同發我脾四咋喎。」8964 copyright protection620PENANABtNUk7OnCS 維尼
嘿嘿嘿,佢好鬼渣㗎,一畀人撩佢就會發忟憎,之後就會駁嘴:「嘖、邊個得閒發你脾氣嘖!」8964 copyright protection620PENANAwZecsk1tRi 維尼
「咁你仲咩唔聽我電話吖?」8964 copyright protection620PENANAKiuD87ZIY5 維尼
佢當堂反曬白眼:「阿哥呀!我要返工吖嘛!」8964 copyright protection620PENANAOCdoG06Igy 維尼
「短訊都唔睇嘅?」8964 copyright protection620PENANAguZxhmhpSn 維尼
佢塊面已經紅過關帝廟入面個關公,同埋復仇者聯盟個幻視,深呼吸口氣先再講:「出action要鎖手機㗎,我 full gear 走上條街度,同你嗰班曱甴手足打緊仗,你都唔關心吓我,會唔會畀啲磚頭扔中嘅,淨喺識問我做乜唔睇短訊同聽電話!」8964 copyright protection620PENANACgHtpGmc1I 維尼
「你做乜一輪嘴鬧我啫,依家喺咪問吓都唔得?仲有,我哋喺示威者,唔喺曱甴,唔該,唔好將我哋去人格化……咁你有冇畀磚扔到呀?求其企埋一邊,等够鐘就收隊吖嘛,衝咁前抵畀人扔㗎你。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAwxyi8mLEq3 維尼
佢聽到忍唔住笑咗一聲,再講:「喺喎,大SIR 叫衝,你有本事吞撲咩!九十幾對眼望住,你哋唔上街我咪有得準時收工。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAnnPReq3xsf 維尼
「關我哋咩事,喺個奶媽唔講人話啫嘛……你仲要直踩幾多個鐘啊?」8964 copyright protection620PENANAV3T5WLBca7 維尼
Marcus 嘆咗口氣,諗咗一陣先講:「無風無浪,零六就收得。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAkXJ3bo4J6u 維尼
「吓!仲有成六個鐘喎,?死喇,咁我洗唔洗落臭格坐四十八個鐘㗎?」8964 copyright protection620PENANAknOEeDQOuM 維尼
佢伸個嘴向前,又攝我伸長隻耳仔聽佢講:「依家識驚嘞咩,等我寫完文件,帶你出停車場通道走喇,記得留喺屋企等我返嚟。」8964 copyright protection620PENANA0QY0FI3nL1 維尼
「好……咁洗唔洗買野你食啊?」8964 copyright protection620PENANA4oBTsPsH0c 維尼
佢戚起條眉,做左個好怪嘅樣出嚟,之後再話我:「六個鐘頭先返去,買乜都變曬味啦,不如我收工去麥記買早餐全餐你食好過啦。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAafXAqctdwO 維尼
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我講唔到一半,就畀佢插咗嘴:「熱香餅吖嘛!仲成個細路咁。」8964 copyright protection620PENANABg1Ks7IVby 維尼
「哈哈,喺啊!我喺畀你呢個淫蟲拐帶左嘅兒童吖!」8964 copyright protection620PENANASuBKp0gbp0 維尼
我想行去攬住佢,點知畀佢擋住咗,佢仲叫住我:「喂!咪啦,有 cam睇住,一陣畀你老豆睇返就大大鑊!」8964 copyright protection620PENANAtqOB2jLhhR 維尼
「唓!有幾大鑊,最多咪乘機出櫃,話畀佢聽我喺HeHe,我有呢個基因喺你遺傳嘅。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAkjvavfX3xc 維尼
Marcus 聽完喺度喪笑,抹一抹眼角滴笑左出黎嘅眼淚水,先再講到野:「阿少爺仔,佢喺你老豆,你做咩佢都會原諒,我唔喺啊…總之你今晚上我屋企等我喇,唔好再搞搞震,OKAY ?」8964 copyright protection620PENANACZtLKb5b8v 維尼
「好喇!但你零六返唔到屋企要留短訊畀我呀。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAkNSCATlbBX 維尼
佢搓咗我啲頭髮幾下,跟手又講:「嗯,乖啦,等多我一陣。」8964 copyright protection620PENANAF3PnEVXU2e 維尼
我之後無再出聲,乖乖哋咁等Marcus做完野,之後送我離開。8964 copyright protection620PENANArRccPeK9LX 維尼
我有時會諗,原來我唔單止自細想做警察,估唔到依家我長大咗仲會直頭愛上咗一個警察。8964 copyright protection620PENANAtXUt3CjDf8 維尼
我除咗一個做警察嘅爸爸,做警察嘅哥哥,我仲有一個,依家仲未可以向全世界公開嘅男友,而佢都喺一個警察。8964 copyright protection620PENANAJMIwBAAoiQ 維尼
我好希望外面呢場時代革命有一個所有人都滿意嘅結局,等再過多一段時間,我就可以努力為自己打拚一場彩虹革命。8964 copyright protection620PENANATP3SYTAG4N 維尼
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