「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEM0bfuIG3
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWttLgQFwS
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsWgdZ3H5a
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvLvSoDV9R
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuo2MHeAx2
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcW6WXvYiH
「我聽唔明。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDyhrvSSsY
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNnkXGFlqa
「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1leWHzSaY
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEhqWTWNDI
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspldabmz3t
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這個原因，遲點會說。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAvCFJpKzd
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvKnSEl7l4
話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavhjSBxT4Q
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QnWuVrC1F
全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPahEa8t6ue
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0thzxVXl6m
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1MTrUHLzq
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBR9metKWvL
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuwpUYQUaC
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rRbogotXp
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuLW8SdC8m
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7H2Er7kCto
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JDPjHXKO0
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrsBndUUCw
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1hUS1jR6h
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSln79V3115
然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxVu6VojOh
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4bnTIbbQn
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaNi7lTab3
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLD5VdaNhl
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf48vqfIpLd
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgGbvcPOV9
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkNURudBvm
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiJXjlx50W
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSShW7Qnwv1
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdPf2tTSy8
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG87IqfKroI
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5pQlC9Foa
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5PD0shRPw
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPLFSl2KoI
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ViFRMIy6y
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4kXQ1nsPq
就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwxrsJjMUf
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpG0aa4atR
世事往往難以預料。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rtSljJcwW
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBov4dHkIa
當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAum88uwhs
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGsz1yECAd
嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo1wIbdJw6
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcPUvMjyV7
是的，真的那麼剛好。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh91BUk6rxF
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOvjVxRtfj
就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPsNjTmzG7
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfz6ilhaTQr
劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvSwgZazzT
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gXmqaa1iC
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqibbuC9SaY
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi3pNpwUtE
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme29Nln5jm
「你點先唔嬲啊？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPhBd3TbIL
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZwfiaYf8f
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPWQO9CrFX
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg32BFRzZi
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡor8U3htgUm
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNu9Bvh6or
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxBUmBpOvG
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hHcJtPph4
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOP3iXDykib
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKcA7ElA3D
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpcr3nXpGp
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkHpeHEpMK
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdkT0K62Vn
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvza6UvOp6
「唔信！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8arb4Yb0U
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8pg0ZHpIh
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNn4BWDxLo
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33Du37aUGE
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJNQUryRr1
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bjJU7TDuT
他又加了句，「除左妳。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqes95Fw1I
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPc6uVTH40
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPEJMijqCi
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptCctWD80Z
「咩點？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyq6XKfeUKn
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQlsyBJwqS
「佢無打你咩？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPk1X4tjIV
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsqrkrkSn5
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgmXHFTuZG
那麼奇怪？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2XfNI8MhP
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRRNGPwb9f
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfGRwfS2Zq
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzyC8aLnHy
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn93MadEu1
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBV9MSs2OGr
「係咁就原諒你？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMlr967xzj
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxNkbNqiXf
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsidPJfEnw
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAT48XcTRc
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdWLKP6y8o
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCLngJ0uZJ
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1WTZh8tJC
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutsHGB5PuA
算了。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1keoX66JP
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI77cueMYjH
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ229N4Afjie
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRVfvlC2eh
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiRyb4LO7d
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBa1KjcSIv
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LBvZyDiRM
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dXNslDB6J
或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRS6nq75o5
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eW954lYkJ
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHXLonnQbM
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可是他……581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCTndQ3rsF
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我該怎麼說呢？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY70jZvwwN6
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vJPrRNYaM
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gfHri460f
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmagf4OOBr
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEXFNDpui8
雖然動機未明。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLeL2hMRu4
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxZFNH4ikB
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx36xoXVls
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKeJH5TZmd
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg5zHP0bon
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4e4Htk2ck
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBGcKYv6bi
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oq5iUC3tn
也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyGpkJKtLC
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5j4e9dOSA
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthwAlVuk42
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MweC03vKJ
而是「Chloe我幹你」。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUKiLyDZAo
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oyaJrsCNk
我說了，不原諒還好。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aTdoFaSAc
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXHg6lSIPc
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpiqkcnwii
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZoXvhUZvF
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ382DXqpqHG
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAcdfsz1Nt
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElcv6fkODx
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ5B8Y4m8T
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvTb3bvDXR
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aSPWXkpah
所以？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS34TQY8iqN
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKkXmebj6F
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF5hpXi7Kq
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmCzLaAtrt
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXyYL89c0p
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgCXGJ8dK4
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQw6B9f0lp
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDDHxC8Hov
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs0QtUi7JG
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5cOOG5JO4
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdYSj0MJUt
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvKR9wqg1s
又回到我的故事。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEdoXudoxn
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581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nkKra9MBJ
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581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo5ErdiqyV
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNemyA2nFZI
「望咩啫你。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo7jWu2S0F
581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWxwRCYZ5Q
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