「望咩啫你。」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxPBJnJixQ
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這句毫不浪漫，沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話，卻成了我們的開場白。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6PCXTnAfS
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時間要退帶一點，我要先自我介紹一下。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErGzETy0gx
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我叫方禮賢，一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuz0k2pCBvo
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當然，除了我沒有六尺高之外，還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動，沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm5kvkeiAE
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其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢，應該和我十二歲那場大病有關，我也忘了是什麼病，總之是類似氣管收縮，只有躺臥床上才能呼吸，一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Egx1st3R1
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結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期，差點連畢業禮也去不成。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjN4AclwRB
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怪不得我運動那麼差，練不成傳說中張家輝的身材，原來有原因的。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU99dp11S9A
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可是老媽總是說，我練不成好身材，根本就是懶，那個病在中一時早就好了啦。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ193QTmylms
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喔，是嗎？951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcML5zK3hB
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好吧，我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶，平日最喜歡就是躲在家中，什麼地方都不去，然後一口汽水、一口薯片，一邊大笑地看電影。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGP9LApazV
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什麼叫人生享受？ 這就是人生享受！951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiApjqt50v
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「阿賢，你咁嘅樣，邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊？」每次看到我這個模樣，母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcDMrT1f63
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這個時候，我總是開玩笑地說：「媽，女仔唔係睇『樣子』，係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KSnfFCZJ7
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後來，我才發現，在香港，根本連「搵食」都不容易。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu8ZtTxPhQ
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我記得，曾經網絡上流傳一段句：951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1OKmDSbNb
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生，容易。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M3OmpAWSK
活，容易。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmNd4g8WDF
生活，不容易。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKnW65b1F2
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如果套用在香港，那就是：951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxbh0xHp1n
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生：容易。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXL3kdaoudp
活：容易。951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1MZM6T1rT
在香港生活：FUCK OFF951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXNS9dKUPy
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「媽，女仔唔係睇樣子，係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6lQLhzPU7
「仔，如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你，乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩？」951Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sHRInr1aw
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