「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDnHnj76IU
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDo30t1Q5rA
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOgX1eZUjM
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Q9ZwHEzIj
其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUYUsRjPdi
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SHIT！724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ky2eGljjY
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ331LfaM9Mu
「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KnXFZiRcF
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwf8kwbimh
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OtlodIhar
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4TtOAMNVb
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQj3diGMJw
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjCylBb5qv
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yK95VuTMt
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcJfhbz9fK
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQTgcGx9e7
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDGlq4R5TZ
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmbNSiXrs5
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一陣溫暖。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VrGIzi5iH
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeza0SmracQ
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOFBYvcUal
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOmvixFAfi
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44WMu69qOx
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElMzJKHmsC
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWFMuMbezl
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYsCVnZvZO
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOWeWpREDC
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7Eh48km3v
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOxUMqTMDD
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH3pzDVFaM
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3K3UrNga8X
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSOTl5Q61b
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSo4o6En0q0
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好像不太禮貌。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCq6Qvsyt8
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我決定正常一點。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2A4cuvlqoe
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「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRP841K86N
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yl1G0OpkR
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZz9DuCKaUF
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeaVgnHja8
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZiiIPMCvu
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFmRdjUM4c
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ARiEJALkO
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCLIjXrBcn
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2gAzVEtOs
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxWri1Qc4f
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS0YIdvDsI
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuQ6UH1vbP
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxle4Vx4xx
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqfcYMnaCk
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLIhsGfbpr
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQkWNGwB9N
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UV8ppHskI
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwvzuFCcjB
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI12mJjIO8
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qltTbp5Oa
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiPTK0bmKm
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkgxWYROnl
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDA5gdfyQqc
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpejQ7qMKO
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEoecyBIyj
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrbIRiVgBp
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bMGaS1Z66
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7Z64WjX0L
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwJ0vy5rQX
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGmks0U3xY
因為她笑的時候真的很美。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRWTGLa3x1
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbW4nfOCdq
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDEVzJnG84
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我說了一個笑話。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20laiRxBXc
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我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fdIPFw9As
724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC46iBKVMSR
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRteV6Qdpn9
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她：「……」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaEChUKOn4
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我：「……」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8zGdYxmHv
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毒撚最忌有自信。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC2UZKOjot
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這話是可信的。724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCxYQD71TZ
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724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwPJgRSoSG
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi3KK7nMRJ
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」724Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFftOeteeAP
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