「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVN6lugvbN
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqnEiPQv1v
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7WmUzhvZx
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy6lLKb8nl
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「我聽唔明。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZAj4oPnIT
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3qD53D44F
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskFihx4whR
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這個原因，遲點會說。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiHS1sdMjP
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDKkj45WXC
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmFSSCmZ6D
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBkc3DkbBl
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazlzNqUSt6
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0CEQ2lBdZ
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvM422gNkh
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRe4Z5vdo1x
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaYcQZDrZo
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUwBzEWOZy
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdvCzoiFzC
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe1kBWc7DX
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKsvyavD2Y
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChXJLIwdL9
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocmJcluke4
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCeJR9PM0H
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRQfZifILB
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rRjARlrxI
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世事往往難以預料。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlcuCCkdET
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7SGE3rSLH
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKsV6rOHDF
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是的，真的那麼剛好。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FWdwUtqv9
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeEaEo4k5t
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyVAYLy3jZ
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQoQMXn6kB
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他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnmA3w8AY5
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqvrvpR9g7
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWH8K745bP
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFnsYKhOCA
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「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9dTXl8jkJ
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nyX4CVoWM
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84VOgZjRcU
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM9w54zIfk
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「唔信！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSALibhTAwt
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJLDxQ8PTW
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nknMhOeVQ
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYLkVBwzGO
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy049vdP6EN
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「咩點？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycHsjcmUpq
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「佢無打你咩？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOmzuC3AR7
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYChHVnzo7
那麼奇怪？585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPYAMKESaX
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylmiNv7IvQ
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「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVkH00Upz6
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「係咁就原諒你？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94pEzjmEsg
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「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H4chV4XQo
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TWry1GXNt
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2LCxHKqVs
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算了。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4GSnxxRKw
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoE1IRYQTB
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpjtTxMdTo
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzdKefToUR
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTXWS25UCZ
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZEYtkEdpu
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可是他……585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpTGzBRsCb
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我該怎麼說呢？585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSwN7Gm2Tm
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6K901kGRt
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPYSwLBAlT
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雖然動機未明。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfIZ6htjq3
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtlMS2sFdx
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO195eJew1w
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他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uXULJN8aT
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShYM9MTIKt
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqszHre12do
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rstJaEWbW
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我說了，不原諒還好。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNdu4d82Ur
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FjLNXHGux
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5npDMKbrl
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不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LiMevkDiF
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlm36Nyxbel
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所以？585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBBYjw5OwY
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXupGUjh4v
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesnV29xHWy
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7XjPXhxay
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGfqHdHTSR
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總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhywVPIXy2
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又回到我的故事。585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO0nh1DoQ1
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「望咩啫你。」585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxIgiEroJX
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