咔——789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEDUoXkkSp
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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNjBwh8gKh
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4ap7qBJO8
媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QAXQRqiP1
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVaesEdtRN
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ggbumBAyV
喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM3KndnRnk
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZqli7wSzN
「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2ennRrISD
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQrF4tbBWZ
大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlwv8bjjO5
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQIiJ6UNmz
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrU0vSIR7w
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KaZlBikgn
我嘗試解釋道。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EsJlnubBe
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqoEpVDrXu
媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUPc9xg9Tm
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw0QsWTk6m
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFzcEP71rF
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWHRcWXMqA
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67PJYcNchr
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Usa4s6ALJ
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbr4urCgWb
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nsrakUnQM
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y8vz1ryop
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTQ0S8EOr3
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkYv3jHs5Y
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcbyWXPewo
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG7QQbHS7b
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OsWeaCZCw
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIwBuBAbdq
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrxqtTH0SR
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84eW6vOByr
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6192nnSwa
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WsZuHQx0y
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd2D9G5H8g
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1UsHoAMLi
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqbWTWUvIU
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfC9ghR341R
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIkMHiMYvg
算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiieUCzuRZv
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5AFvyFRfz
我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtpgJpfzyM
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhxfVEBF3k
推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHP9QvcOy6
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKQ3InLsbA
「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW22VF2cAd6
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaOzOz7ikQ
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6OD3T0Xxq
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBEvJl3NPs
「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lHaLJGhFO
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0JoceQt0k
「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fkz8LvKHP
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjQmZIhPlP
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI71nEMXVL
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkdZbifQRe
「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AojNj6sMa
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZ3mobJYcV
「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JNVjLtzxF
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHskCWyK4G
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UXfaJzOP0
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZwD5L1UoI
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbFGYhVnPY
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIim165AzVv
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf37MnNT5WS
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbGscVUkFQ
我個樣似好開心咩？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE5qRJeWwD
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8hMH5XGEM
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KqLENhU0F
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBFprz139Z
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PyKf60uM8
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1TWYoGcF7
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Sj84MA3Hl
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk0KjRnf5n
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKowQGaiq7O
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdqtJ0ZcZG
「上次個哥哥？」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAfjnqNPnR
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAPCCvqW7R
「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPvqS8QiPV
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93avKCTsjH
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSeSOia7oU
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI21bjmu3IB
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqqYuGGKfo
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUciPBrLuNb
越黎越過份喇你．．．789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWKPdFuCFZ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI9cfxVZzn
姓趙嘅。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXVIaovL7a
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC04NOy6bM
「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6le8isODu
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKWQpmMfTE
「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMB6Chq3Mf9
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLAZZaawC1
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTL2J76Gni
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSIV1BDaPa
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點解呢？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9pEqnAFD0
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSbWFVFMPy
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmCQZqN9IQ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qvdXWYSd0
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw694hytNZ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uJR4a1nG3
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYJuwo0ymv
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUclYGoZm1s
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTomAdvtOY8
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCFlqE8omW
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojG4aDarC5
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Tv2xMvdez
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSYMXtkkop
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFEcqP7SRG
其實我都知道點解。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtOJYHIWZU
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rABBk8MCO
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFpCobkKfQ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV8q9tLzxK
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22YYSi9kxc
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYsWGfwO5X
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rCmOFdCnl
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4FD8iBO89
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiznYpIC3ML
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlvv1oesyk
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ah8m4vEx7
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9BKmCrTXb
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHhQM1G123
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyhnKlYFyu
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBofPc2nn0
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uklOyP0by
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvegZsmBy0
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5iPR8zNQ9
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPsWMTfMo2
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu8CHhokYN
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLNiCpRqII
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOXtwdmdtt
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEGk3qRgYr
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUlCVAj984
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlOlPntRjg
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa7PPWVSja
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9CfiXTTyG
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDShYPucybT
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4NN9HD8S6
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pYSosPGoB
tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUjDLgQHV4
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEl99dtapQ
呢個人真係唔識情趣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs0QcPsfAL
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqn3p9bI8n
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ346005jaAH
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYWn4vZ0jT
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKGCNflFkc
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHtMiYwYjG
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQeEbUWhts
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j1losM5IH
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnm3R1V8tBH
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIlH2lbIJv
nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qrmLd7Shb
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSGUJuErLr
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IxDFT5xZ1
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlunxxPgRB
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKibl8VsUq
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNzUG2X20u
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYBMp7KxGP
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQVn9SJMxG
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC7JE00472
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeSKJdYfIv
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrrz5GYkf5
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZJlptPFzj
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD8wATIiSg
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMdKWKt3WI
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyYMcRiEBZ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCI6yrEnWG6
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpU5XkKcME
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdi8alvRWs
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiJhCbNQoL
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nooneremember：係係係～係到。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qKyQ7Eh4M
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nooneremember：晚安喇，我都準備去訓喇。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTMNiz7YW1
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tiffanynoname_214：嗯，咁先岩架嘛，早抖！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxevTtRIEoR
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nooneremember：早抖喇，快啲休息喇。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8l4UqYAQ8
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀，所以話阿，女人就係咁！佢可以做，你唔得。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBynSt0n7ie
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyecjqRF5rI
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係愛阿？定係責任呢？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMVw4ofBrm
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而話要訓嘅我，其實都未可以咁快入到眠，唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁，或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDSvYZwYOo
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口頭上係咁講，但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksv229knoj
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