咔——789Please respect copyright.PENANAYEDUoXkkSp
789Please respect copyright.PENANAjQq4iJo7I6
推門入到屋,我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼,換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。789Please respect copyright.PENANASNjBwh8gKh
789Please respect copyright.PENANAM4ap7qBJO8
媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇,而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。789Please respect copyright.PENANA2QAXQRqiP1
789Please respect copyright.PENANAkz9kBaEL3M
見到我推門而入,兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。789Please respect copyright.PENANAvVaesEdtRN
789Please respect copyright.PENANA5ggbumBAyV
喂喂喂,應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀?789Please respect copyright.PENANAJM3KndnRnk
789Please respect copyright.PENANADZqli7wSzN
「死衰仔,咁快番到黎?你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛!」未等我出口,媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。789Please respect copyright.PENANAb2ennRrISD
789Please respect copyright.PENANAJQrF4tbBWZ
大佬,我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架!789Please respect copyright.PENANARlwv8bjjO5
789Please respect copyright.PENANARQIiJ6UNmz
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係,只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼,當我見到媽子好似定啲時:「唔係呀,佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」789Please respect copyright.PENANAqrU0vSIR7w
789Please respect copyright.PENANA9KaZlBikgn
我嘗試解釋道。789Please respect copyright.PENANA3EsJlnubBe
789Please respect copyright.PENANAmqoEpVDrXu
媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境,由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。789Please respect copyright.PENANAoUPc9xg9Tm
789Please respect copyright.PENANARw0QsWTk6m
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛,死蠢!生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅!」媽子埋怨道,同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。789Please respect copyright.PENANApFzcEP71rF
789Please respect copyright.PENANAUWHRcWXMqA
老豆扮聽唔到,繼續埋頭睇書。789Please respect copyright.PENANA67PJYcNchr
789Please respect copyright.PENANA4Usa4s6ALJ
「下次會架喇,你地兩個呢?唔係醉哂架咩?」我反問道。789Please respect copyright.PENANAVbr4urCgWb
789Please respect copyright.PENANA7nsrakUnQM
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街,點解而家仲咁精神,點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊?789Please respect copyright.PENANA8y8vz1ryop
789Please respect copyright.PENANAHTQ0S8EOr3
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡,睇黎我估得冇錯。789Please respect copyright.PENANAtkYv3jHs5Y
789Please respect copyright.PENANAZcbyWXPewo
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。789Please respect copyright.PENANAaG7QQbHS7b
789Please respect copyright.PENANA9OsWeaCZCw
「呀仔,新年快樂呀!」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。789Please respect copyright.PENANAeIwBuBAbdq
789Please respect copyright.PENANAnrxqtTH0SR
「老豆,新年快樂...?」我自然反應咁答道。789Please respect copyright.PENANA84eW6vOByr
789Please respect copyright.PENANAv6192nnSwa
「唉~眼訓,入去抖下先~」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊,唔等我問出口,直接轉身離開...789Please respect copyright.PENANA8WsZuHQx0y
789Please respect copyright.PENANAtd2D9G5H8g
「算,我都入房,冇眼睇你!」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我,搖搖頭就入左房。789Please respect copyright.PENANAT1UsHoAMLi
789Please respect copyright.PENANALqbWTWUvIU
「...」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。789Please respect copyright.PENANAfC9ghR341R
789Please respect copyright.PENANAvIkMHiMYvg
算!沖個涼訓覺,唔理你地。789Please respect copyright.PENANAiieUCzuRZv
789Please respect copyright.PENANAm5AFvyFRfz
我今日真係好開心呀,我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐,係咪呀,哈姆太郎~
咔——789Please respect copyright.PENANAvtpgJpfzyM
789Please respect copyright.PENANAWhxfVEBF3k
推門入屋後,細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野,未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年,讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。789Please respect copyright.PENANATHP9QvcOy6
789Please respect copyright.PENANAqKQ3InLsbA
「家姐,收工番黎喇?新年快樂!」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。789Please respect copyright.PENANAW22VF2cAd6
789Please respect copyright.PENANAAaOzOz7ikQ
對於窮苦人家黎講,有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受,細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。789Please respect copyright.PENANAV6OD3T0Xxq
789Please respect copyright.PENANAQBEvJl3NPs
「小雅番黎喇...咳——咳———」789Please respect copyright.PENANA5lHaLJGhFO
789Please respect copyright.PENANAE0JoceQt0k
「媽,你咁夜都唔訓,病未好番哂呀?琪琪你又係嘅,唔叫媽咪去休息下!」789Please respect copyright.PENANA8fkz8LvKHP
789Please respect copyright.PENANACjQmZIhPlP
「唔係呀,係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅!」妹妹琪琪申冤。789Please respect copyright.PENANAaI71nEMXVL
789Please respect copyright.PENANAFkdZbifQRe
「新年嘛,緊係點都要一家人一齊,本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。789Please respect copyright.PENANA0AojNj6sMa
789Please respect copyright.PENANACZ3mobJYcV
「得喇,我去整啲湯圓先,琪琪你留肚呀!」789Please respect copyright.PENANA4JNVjLtzxF
789Please respect copyright.PENANALHskCWyK4G
「得喇,我多多都食得落!」琪琪應道,的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。789Please respect copyright.PENANA0UXfaJzOP0
789Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZwD5L1UoI
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內,打開電磁爐準備煮食時,細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。789Please respect copyright.PENANAqbFGYhVnPY
789Please respect copyright.PENANAIim165AzVv
「係喇,家姐你咩事咁開心,番工番到笑笑口都有?」789Please respect copyright.PENANAf37MnNT5WS
789Please respect copyright.PENANAUbGscVUkFQ
我個樣似好開心咩?789Please respect copyright.PENANAPE5qRJeWwD
789Please respect copyright.PENANAc8hMH5XGEM
「有男朋友喇?」琪琪露出奸笑。789Please respect copyright.PENANA0KqLENhU0F
789Please respect copyright.PENANACBFprz139Z
「你再講呢,唔同你買新衫架喇!」789Please respect copyright.PENANA4PyKf60uM8
789Please respect copyright.PENANAf1TWYoGcF7
「喂喂喂,唔好呀!」一聽到可以有新衫,唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫,琪琪即刻敗退。789Please respect copyright.PENANA5Sj84MA3Hl
789Please respect copyright.PENANAvk0KjRnf5n
但係見到家姐滿臉春光,琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。789Please respect copyright.PENANAKowQGaiq7O
789Please respect copyright.PENANAJdqtJ0ZcZG
「上次個哥哥?」789Please respect copyright.PENANAnAfjnqNPnR
789Please respect copyright.PENANAYAPCCvqW7R
「都話左冇囉!係都唔會係佢!」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人,我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。789Please respect copyright.PENANAmPvqS8QiPV
789Please respect copyright.PENANA93avKCTsjH
「下,但我覺得佢幾好呀,係喇!下晝佢先黎過探我地!」789Please respect copyright.PENANANSeSOia7oU
789Please respect copyright.PENANAI21bjmu3IB
聽到呢個消息之後,我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。789Please respect copyright.PENANAfqqYuGGKfo
789Please respect copyright.PENANAUciPBrLuNb
越黎越過份喇你...789Please respect copyright.PENANAGWKPdFuCFZ
789Please respect copyright.PENANAHI9cfxVZzn
姓趙嘅。789Please respect copyright.PENANAxXVIaovL7a
789Please respect copyright.PENANAEC04NOy6bM
「都話左佢唔係我男朋友,記住下次唔好再理佢,唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道,我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。789Please respect copyright.PENANAV6le8isODu
789Please respect copyright.PENANABKWQpmMfTE
「哦...」見到我呢個表情,琪琪點點頭,唔敢再多聲氣。789Please respect copyright.PENANAMB6Chq3Mf9
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789Please respect copyright.PENANAE49Kt9NGsQ
沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。789Please respect copyright.PENANADLAZZaawC1
789Please respect copyright.PENANARTL2J76Gni
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我,今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。789Please respect copyright.PENANACSIV1BDaPa
789Please respect copyright.PENANAmPSAQeF1Gd
點解呢?789Please respect copyright.PENANAy9pEqnAFD0
789Please respect copyright.PENANAjSbWFVFMPy
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢?」789Please respect copyright.PENANAOmCQZqN9IQ
789Please respect copyright.PENANA9qvdXWYSd0
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢?」789Please respect copyright.PENANAbw694hytNZ
789Please respect copyright.PENANA0uJR4a1nG3
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。789Please respect copyright.PENANAiYJuwo0ymv
789Please respect copyright.PENANAUclYGoZm1s
開左床頭燈,我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。789Please respect copyright.PENANATomAdvtOY8
789Please respect copyright.PENANAkCFlqE8omW
書枱後嘅牆上,五年前同五年後,差別好大。789Please respect copyright.PENANAojG4aDarC5
789Please respect copyright.PENANA1Tv2xMvdez
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。789Please respect copyright.PENANATSYMXtkkop
789Please respect copyright.PENANAAFEcqP7SRG
其實我都知道點解。789Please respect copyright.PENANAjtOJYHIWZU
789Please respect copyright.PENANA5rABBk8MCO
可惜身為懦夫嘅我,明明知道,但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。789Please respect copyright.PENANApFpCobkKfQ
789Please respect copyright.PENANAcV8q9tLzxK
唔知道,你最近過成點呢?
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中,突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。789Please respect copyright.PENANA22YYSi9kxc
789Please respect copyright.PENANAxYsWGfwO5X
我望一望係ig嘅notification,分身收到一則訊息。789Please respect copyright.PENANA3rCmOFdCnl
789Please respect copyright.PENANAG4FD8iBO89
tiffanynoname_214:我番到喇!789Please respect copyright.PENANAiznYpIC3ML
789Please respect copyright.PENANANlvv1oesyk
nooneremember:乜咁耐嘅?789Please respect copyright.PENANA5ah8m4vEx7
789Please respect copyright.PENANAg9BKmCrTXb
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站,連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊,佢點解而家先番到屋企?789Please respect copyright.PENANAJHhQM1G123
789Please respect copyright.PENANAHyhnKlYFyu
tiffanynoname_214:岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼,一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。789Please respect copyright.PENANAtBofPc2nn0
789Please respect copyright.PENANA6uklOyP0by
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。789Please respect copyright.PENANAwvegZsmBy0
789Please respect copyright.PENANAV5iPR8zNQ9
nooneremember:唔將我當一回事喇家陣~789Please respect copyright.PENANAMPsWMTfMo2
789Please respect copyright.PENANAhu8CHhokYN
tiffanynoname_214:好多野唔係要靠講架嘛,在心中阿!789Please respect copyright.PENANAuLNiCpRqII
789Please respect copyright.PENANAWOXtwdmdtt
nooneremember:我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真,因住食食食,食到變隻豬呀!789Please respect copyright.PENANAkEGk3qRgYr
789Please respect copyright.PENANAgUlCVAj984
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。789Please respect copyright.PENANAMlOlPntRjg
789Please respect copyright.PENANAOa7PPWVSja
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖,「不能吃太胖喔,會被殺掉的!」。789Please respect copyright.PENANAF9CfiXTTyG
789Please respect copyright.PENANADShYPucybT
789Please respect copyright.PENANAF4NN9HD8S6
789Please respect copyright.PENANA6pYSosPGoB
tiffanynoname_214:新年流流,唔準死死聲!789Please respect copyright.PENANAnUjDLgQHV4
789Please respect copyright.PENANALEl99dtapQ
呢個人真係唔識情趣。789Please respect copyright.PENANAAs0QcPsfAL
789Please respect copyright.PENANAfqn3p9bI8n
tiffanynoname_214:就黎一點架喇,我準備訓喇。789Please respect copyright.PENANA346005jaAH
789Please respect copyright.PENANAWYWn4vZ0jT
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩,我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。789Please respect copyright.PENANATKGCNflFkc
789Please respect copyright.PENANAJHtMiYwYjG
tiffanynoname_214:拿,唔好太夜訓呀,早睡早起先會身體好架。789Please respect copyright.PENANAyQeEbUWhts
789Please respect copyright.PENANA6j1losM5IH
呢個時候,Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁,居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。789Please respect copyright.PENANAnm3R1V8tBH
789Please respect copyright.PENANAyIlH2lbIJv
nooneremember:得喇得喇,知道喇!你眼訓就早啲休息!789Please respect copyright.PENANA8qrmLd7Shb
789Please respect copyright.PENANAkSGUJuErLr
tiffanynoname_214:咁我真係去訓架喇。789Please respect copyright.PENANA4IxDFT5xZ1
789Please respect copyright.PENANAUlunxxPgRB
nooneremember:得喇,你就黎變做我呀媽架喇!789Please respect copyright.PENANADKibl8VsUq
789Please respect copyright.PENANArNzUG2X20u
雖然Tiffany好噚氣,但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感,仲有啲沾沾自喜。789Please respect copyright.PENANAHYBMp7KxGP
789Please respect copyright.PENANALQVn9SJMxG
tiffanynoname_214:好似auntie咁都幾好呀,有uncle錫住。789Please respect copyright.PENANAEC7JE00472
789Please respect copyright.PENANAZeSKJdYfIv
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。789Please respect copyright.PENANAOrrz5GYkf5
789Please respect copyright.PENANAaZJlptPFzj
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣,呢啲女人好恐怖!789Please respect copyright.PENANAdD8wATIiSg
789Please respect copyright.PENANAEMdKWKt3WI
我同你地講,我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝!!!789Please respect copyright.PENANAzyYMcRiEBZ
789Please respect copyright.PENANACI6yrEnWG6
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲,都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架,因為俾著佢地有氣有力,真係全世界都係女人話事了。789Please respect copyright.PENANAQpU5XkKcME
789Please respect copyright.PENANAy27YHoI96z
我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明,係唔會———789Please respect copyright.PENANAfdi8alvRWs
789Please respect copyright.PENANA7uVBUWeNrF
tiffanynoname_214:做乜已讀唔回!789Please respect copyright.PENANAHiJhCbNQoL
789Please respect copyright.PENANAeKQQPvq5e6
nooneremember:係係係~係到。789Please respect copyright.PENANA2qKyQ7Eh4M
789Please respect copyright.PENANAsuG29v2xKC
nooneremember:晚安喇,我都準備去訓喇。789Please respect copyright.PENANAqTMNiz7YW1
789Please respect copyright.PENANAPhmvX1vBSP
tiffanynoname_214:嗯,咁先岩架嘛,早抖!789Please respect copyright.PENANAxevTtRIEoR
789Please respect copyright.PENANAhsUAOtCzW5
nooneremember:早抖喇,快啲休息喇。789Please respect copyright.PENANAE8l4UqYAQ8
789Please respect copyright.PENANAnsTZilIQb6
然後輪到佢嘅已讀,所以話阿,女人就係咁!佢可以做,你唔得。789Please respect copyright.PENANABynSt0n7ie
789Please respect copyright.PENANA1lU0845ZxY
我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。789Please respect copyright.PENANAyecjqRF5rI
789Please respect copyright.PENANAqPd7FLLjkx
係愛阿?定係責任呢?789Please respect copyright.PENANAnMVw4ofBrm
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而話要訓嘅我,其實都未可以咁快入到眠,唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁,或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。789Please respect copyright.PENANAcDSvYZwYOo
789Please respect copyright.PENANAM3nUvt3GjI
口頭上係咁講,但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——789Please respect copyright.PENANAksv229knoj
789Please respect copyright.PENANAibxJVnSiIU
百無聊賴間我居然手賤咁樣又點開左ig。