醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOOPiMw4Ip
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣，番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhccGFesoNM
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因為冇人會黎拜年，所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒，但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHMoc1Lkus
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當我出到廳時，正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方，兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuHfjD1fC0
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁，突然起身行黎我身邊，將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDW4fPBjNe
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喂，大佬我未刷牙洗面，你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g9NPUUmOg
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吊頸都要透氣架！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzx9hcwMqM
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只見老豆神色好似唔多對路，佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywo8A6Bd5L
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只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道：「仔．．．你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJgiG3vhhQ
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！？？？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4qy95Q0Rb
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唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左，小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇，係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNUAUBPwj0
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或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv59XkNKLpV
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時，只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMCtBcMg8j
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係當日媽子交俾Tiffany，上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso1WUNYFol
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlMQcsCFfk
「阿仔，有咩唔怕同我地講？其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅，正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38mzrHh9v1
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6acMOb9iTg
「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢，你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會，老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGQ9awL9V2
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「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛，記住佢大聲你就細聲，佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BeTiEY1zm
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdEq7IOGhc
「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架，一句唔夠呢就兩句，兩句唔夠呢就三句，認死狗總係比分手好，記住成大事者不拘小節！」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSziB5oKr7
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv31r4tXWh6
「等陣先！邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架！」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆，睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20jdoTZwPZ
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我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood，然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyo3YLyuen
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「利是都退番黎呀仔！即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣，你仲想呃我地咩！」媽子有啲嬲，但更多嘅係擔心我。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n5IlxCEOb
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23SqJ2USB8
「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bvzcGP1am
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12AlqAdUan
佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57v5oC3fIw
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4gQyrBdcz
「唉，拎黎俾我喇！」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z0rzJdpY8
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSVNMtNFaq
「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年，咁你地唔洗驚喇？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFCytrfhm6
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvf3xWY5anE
「真係會黎．．．？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvIj90az3d
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「係呀，呃你做乜呢我？陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉！唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇，我去刷牙洗面先，一陣仲要去接佢！」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道，然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqN60moV8e
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順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分，我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefiC7jsd4W
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9eVwytzgp
只見幾分鐘後，一道倩影已經出現係不遠處，Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K9MErS4kk
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4L6Yecf6e
Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同，雖然依舊都係行清純路條，今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮，著嘅係一條連身裙，令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4nsIbhtJD
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwSRh81je5
「做乜望到唔識打招呼！」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3CEvr1FqL
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixcPbVJluT
「因為．．．你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uHSegJKEc
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOhwDhV8aR
教練，直球！！！直球！！！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5abSTQPtQ
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYFjZ4hL0u
「口甜舌滑！」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbSe1rLB4D
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG8wVuLnJz
好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhRMv8sqqg
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咕———702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmvxob2E64
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睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰，呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamOjJn0Hi9
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp8qA5ZJx9
「你肚餓呀？」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyloYW0JTiQ
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6JfcDEDxw
「未食午飯呀嘛．．．」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIUApz9jAv
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGg6rn0Prn
「緊係喇你，睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ189d3Fv3bO
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cTpx5bXXp
「唉，你點知架？」唔通佢識讀心？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG8FC5TERS
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2e3el3BhL
「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道，好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2ShoJHHZH
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ726gOip03t
「乜你一直留意住架？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZhbqrm1eH
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QG95YO80G
「係呀！廢事俾你放飛機咋！」Tiffany不甘示弱道。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdv7p3OS0k
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrW2ArVyoN
我內心滿足一笑，只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人，其實都已經足夠喇。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4o1RnkTpS1
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「行喇，搵食野喇，唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀！一陣三點仲要上去拜年！」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急，拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69Fzb8u8Q1
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJZCN7xYfT
「收到，不過你知有咩食咩？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxVq6eBqSK
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRDuBPaIQm
「呃．．．好似又係啵。」對比起我，其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQrdW6zc5k
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKh8LQQpkR
「等我帶路喇，帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇！」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手，兩個人往住C出口移動過去。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHIirbvnRK
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「呢到就係美國佬野？」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0gogFP3w9
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHKzRbWcBM
「係呀，老麥緊係美國佬野，你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀？正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥，以前都食得唔少。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqr2hPgN6U
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQgyr27fzi
初二成條街咩舖都冇開，所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWzXtxOZ0t
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUrJ6ZFi9J
「真係得你咁諗到咁講！仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道，但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿，仲有幾分笑意。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyCliWyCOw
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEdcmlLo9y
「邊個話老麥冇甜品食？新地筒啱唔啱？」我問道。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFLxblo3pW
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cn7cPF3R8
佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好，女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯，男人係冇咁易會明白到。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yUmxI9vnb
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3tWEgPBja
「士多啤梨新地？朱古力新地？」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢，有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN7hAAp5Y0
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBZIa0EDyc
「我大你一個黑旋風！！！」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNarWLX06RB
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyUqnac1RO
「我要麥旋風！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11tYQCApPL
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魅力沒法擋～702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbEIfFBdCL
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「唉，你又明黑旋風個gag嘅？」我問道。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkxQFi7cxF
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SQ0yaKbPf
「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭，好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣，等緊我去讚佢叻女。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFcwoJMgKk
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXhC71l0Wv
「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wzBO0K4sJ
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RooxtMkoH
「嗰啲咁冷門點算係！」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得，連個雪糕都比你出色。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCywaJCBC3
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就係咁，我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風，然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1S30v3yC2
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNOAfX6p3k
呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯，可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVqtMdRNoq
食過老麥後，我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jw6Jhbu3l
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLWfMTnlLP
新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁，唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵，而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO1adO1TKj
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzrdEI1Hx8
兵仔追女神，無事獻殷勤。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe47EFYg949
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJnjCPx5eR
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保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣，訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門，迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時，佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20dlvNEJ0D
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保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法，個門較會好易壞架？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrO9jIvjTdM
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsr2jAxc0jK
而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光，但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步，每個住客訪客一行入去，佢就已經上前再拖兩拖，要確保地面無任何嘅污漬，做到一絲不苟。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4EWKNpNnU
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVmoky3H2R
而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我，佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水，糾結近唔近親嘅問題。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tBEWzwyPZ
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSHEv4ATrv
順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時，時間都仲尚早，望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分，距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMFCHfOy7T
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阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa，佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽，車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W5XiwwpKP
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其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀？有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYrPWQuvJu
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俗語都有話，家有一老，如有一寶，古人誠不欺我！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qfWTcNbGA
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好多時啲野係失去之後，我地先會識得珍惜。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsdXa7GqT9
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而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候，我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IULRML09G
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貓貓阿豆訓著左，阿茵正係到沖涼，所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCEyR0vItd
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見住佢寂寞嘅樣子，我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HYhLoR64l
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或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKSfUL5V9P
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打啤？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKQMf033DX
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSYkAuooH4
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算喇，都係咪搞喇，我感覺到自己唔多旺，玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2XzpqoxuS
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呢個時候，我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNavSR96GH
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或者，我地可以一齊打下機？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKbBfIevTs
702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcFifmElUY
但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人，呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀．．．702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjozPpNJX0
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係猶豫嘅時候，我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCqIIDDwsw
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係啵，仲有你！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14fxaSxQgJ
