醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIm4OtlFsI
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣，番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcHPJVP2G0
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因為冇人會黎拜年，所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒，但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjd0XoRAAq
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當我出到廳時，正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方，兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGvlSUJztO
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁，突然起身行黎我身邊，將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaYz2SOxh2
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喂，大佬我未刷牙洗面，你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GBI79a2Tp
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吊頸都要透氣架！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewX6y3V2mh
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只見老豆神色好似唔多對路，佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIANF0wgmW
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fbw8luXxn
只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道：「仔．．．你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO1vJ0IpYk
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！？？？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsIPa3zGDU
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZA81ppTPo
唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左，小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇，係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvMhdvX5Lf
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCfDya68AC
或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiXMrrXclO
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時，只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPRj3v7hpN
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rws1seN5k
係當日媽子交俾Tiffany，上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6NKBjR7rN
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjecFjLk3J
「阿仔，有咩唔怕同我地講？其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅，正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlK8zJLNCN
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo5HPr7sna
「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢，你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會，老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ziMGfhsRk
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1MU1GPT4k
「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛，記住佢大聲你就細聲，佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpnVQpI5ku
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7apIVmS3n
「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架，一句唔夠呢就兩句，兩句唔夠呢就三句，認死狗總係比分手好，記住成大事者不拘小節！」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSrZBX7Kvg
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxiqDaW5l5
「等陣先！邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架！」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆，睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNF7S2GsSN
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJI3RuvN3q
我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood，然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyshqrchJs
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fV4swIfWT
「利是都退番黎呀仔！即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣，你仲想呃我地咩！」媽子有啲嬲，但更多嘅係擔心我。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8ACL4AKjq
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa7oDtFuiU
「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaxhengRKY
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPNeKDlJlw
佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcrxXieJiP
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTvnopMf6C
「唉，拎黎俾我喇！」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx379rmEfwa
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFGtoUEucw
「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年，咁你地唔洗驚喇？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweOBtfdHCg
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MxcDizoYq
「真係會黎．．．？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2Icx9GkT9
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbIpZfi4Vv
「係呀，呃你做乜呢我？陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉！唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇，我去刷牙洗面先，一陣仲要去接佢！」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道，然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu5BvB77ze
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GWYAdPosA
順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分，我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKRUdwihYf
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO91nsiX9Zl
只見幾分鐘後，一道倩影已經出現係不遠處，Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy9SKvgu7L
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY3pgQKzQJ
Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同，雖然依舊都係行清純路條，今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮，著嘅係一條連身裙，令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwD83GGMXdS
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplqcjTdyq0
「做乜望到唔識打招呼！」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30d4yjuw4s
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFEx0R7Hh7
「因為．．．你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60mflieCwz
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7thCGddVE5
教練，直球！！！直球！！！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQfOlM43r6
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGacaawvcJa
「口甜舌滑！」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRIT1FTrQP
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9m0iMZVzap
好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6iIQ3KAsx
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2JPc8JMR6
咕———733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwEW3MuYZs
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqtevXk4tj
睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰，呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xRNaBLmH2
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvO70NHCaw
「你肚餓呀？」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhT7UOmLVES
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDgTvY1820
「未食午飯呀嘛．．．」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jcgz958dS
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf7vRl6WbO
「緊係喇你，睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sj6A3sSuI
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nNcOIU798
「唉，你點知架？」唔通佢識讀心？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUn6VEFuQA
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjIhdWVDLP
「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道，好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4YqLFpaDL
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoUFtKmPEf
「乜你一直留意住架？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxPh7x2kph
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mSatS5Bmd
「係呀！廢事俾你放飛機咋！」Tiffany不甘示弱道。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzzPlBYaD1
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4uvFjjGiP
我內心滿足一笑，只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人，其實都已經足夠喇。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYsCY5wdeo
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaE2yu3DwP
「行喇，搵食野喇，唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀！一陣三點仲要上去拜年！」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急，拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKTSz8PPHz
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJDhGgiBHr
「收到，不過你知有咩食咩？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdsmhbm2XX
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59n5cqGw3p
「呃．．．好似又係啵。」對比起我，其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7hr5FKnht
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi7EFsZnGg
「等我帶路喇，帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇！」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手，兩個人往住C出口移動過去。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9fQ7LRbNX
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「呢到就係美國佬野？」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvyclRze2K
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSl5vDq1a6
「係呀，老麥緊係美國佬野，你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀？正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥，以前都食得唔少。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sbVAFdwgb
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJqyX5c8lX
初二成條街咩舖都冇開，所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QbHLlv9Xi
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQq8i7OnT5
「真係得你咁諗到咁講！仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道，但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿，仲有幾分笑意。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0Wa5t72RI
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebBMHoVOqV
「邊個話老麥冇甜品食？新地筒啱唔啱？」我問道。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6gPPTC6Ek
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhl8YTQU81u
佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好，女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯，男人係冇咁易會明白到。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4MzD0y6Ni
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrmIJPxM77
「士多啤梨新地？朱古力新地？」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢，有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXRY1WmgCK
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9u0M2JmNs
「我大你一個黑旋風！！！」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVC3OqLFQh
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6xote5Csx
「我要麥旋風！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKjkVo751i
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魅力沒法擋～733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtpt4jVgFd
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkkh46vH1Z
「唉，你又明黑旋風個gag嘅？」我問道。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEndrvYD15r
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPq4hTQKpK
「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭，好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣，等緊我去讚佢叻女。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVv9oMPEbXs
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLtoP7acKb
「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdBx4pyEv0
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns0AAQESOZ
「嗰啲咁冷門點算係！」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得，連個雪糕都比你出色。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhnsQ7cUBY
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSeUEqWqDo
就係咁，我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風，然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCSG2o03PH
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZvtxWD3gA
呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯，可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXKyfF4SFg
食過老麥後，我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJvmJ0mxTp
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGIza3cgSU
新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁，唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵，而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADzAZm20Fu
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD9IJYvt9j
兵仔追女神，無事獻殷勤。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8rVThtHMw
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IDBNQIfZ7
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7EmGsMLiv
保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣，訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門，迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時，佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QVSDcqmYs
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vku9kOSjs
保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法，個門較會好易壞架？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R9XayKf8S
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5TbQe0EI8
而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光，但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步，每個住客訪客一行入去，佢就已經上前再拖兩拖，要確保地面無任何嘅污漬，做到一絲不苟。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjf6nVKWdsA
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMIpjG4N1Q
而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我，佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水，糾結近唔近親嘅問題。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0epGYBp8H
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyPjhGCxxx
順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時，時間都仲尚早，望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分，距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ16rzqPMt
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuJpI4i4qw
阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa，佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽，車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaUjEeCjPy
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMf12sCo5Q
其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀？有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpMSGNVJpr
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俗語都有話，家有一老，如有一寶，古人誠不欺我！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWcpXwf8xH
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i5B8iv9bm
好多時啲野係失去之後，我地先會識得珍惜。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFraNmOZWb5
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTQtpAnviV
而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候，我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2yiRzpmH6
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr86qzYEy9d
貓貓阿豆訓著左，阿茵正係到沖涼，所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpaD2toBxl
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp42hLb8A2
見住佢寂寞嘅樣子，我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYLI6ZWYT1
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjswtTwSkG9
或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjejczFyrT
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打啤？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIu2RYeXpN
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKByTQoc9r
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算喇，都係咪搞喇，我感覺到自己唔多旺，玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDMs2vqo25
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呢個時候，我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9HQoDDjTw
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5Fs7j2g7H
或者，我地可以一齊打下機？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiMuY1XtcV
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rkTB9lrIq
但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人，呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀．．．733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbT1eeknyny
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59DRqEowvk
係猶豫嘅時候，我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jnFEqol0k
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係啵，仲有你！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLrdTr6q75
