咔——799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9psr4eg2e
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推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3POCBzuRR
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媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyMw4u4Hvm
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見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3C9Be5QgsV
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuQ7yU8KKJ
喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda7IAbsakf
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTzUPtnAas
「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzohH1Jlo3i
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9lLbEZECh
大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO7tHB0fxT
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdITUXaXGE
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhvAqUFknX
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7Tfzcbs3D
我嘗試解釋道。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR2s4GHlai
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkv3NChIHr
媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0uwGK331y
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsidplYV6O
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATQZlWnDo1
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9D3bzRzq5
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OtNT8uRJA
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHz098reAj
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kLj8r3aVZ
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhHVkjvaEh
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXTmRKQeFb
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zcI8Xh7mJ
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY493eUljIA
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhMS6RmWmK
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2KJ1hrMsu
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjd6lI2gdXz
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfdUtl9yVT
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCZQf5egfG
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVYG1mLKJV
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFT2H7t73y
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkdDEpCSgu
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNEBRelEqc
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJp0Zj0Yd1
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt2Q8MLbJc
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwKc72ZMmt
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluKbVqAOuz
算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOp08ezyvp
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAJVGA2L0R
我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XaoMSFoN3
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTCXJTwh0q
推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiPAm0QNjf
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6RTczhHrA
「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzweZUE6GO
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHoaUhIsqg
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMTZfVHO4w
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS4PdSEEmx
「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDZhzI4fYz
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4p3kAz6gf
「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrmUg5A5jZ
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFyedQrJsX
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2SRjyL8oH
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN5izn4fah
「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FsDaihxUf
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJbhBWMwu7
「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWLJ1jaKhD
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lH6vVyJFp
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaPL7MYpFn
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAJ7SUd4J8
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWWULfs3gx
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauIrauyEaR
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UZL7e0F9j
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYZ2tg5k6O
我個樣似好開心咩？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QIZ0rkMIu
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuK7TUyCzt
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszreLt8OdT
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3no2R6i90S
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKPjWv6Epv
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1EHW3opVG
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbWOXlnQgb
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDZYy4IZ10
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOmsda4Jue
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbASseHV2k5
「上次個哥哥？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF3Zhad5dr
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCO3fark1wT
「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqfm4YFmnV
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKIbeaJFRA
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HzAg9VcYD
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM0nhBep67
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZInLiXIvTL
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXNSAjGdqs
越黎越過份喇你．．．799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquR9LaDT58
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4rFnwNNri
姓趙嘅。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OV21qucNQ
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7Vp1GSlaY
「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnFebnVbxl
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlkz79190z
「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFGs6oI1aV
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YI8sCKOdE
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7R8eJtqqo
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkq3jrHTxI
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkU3MVHKYhs
點解呢？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1RPKHCssC
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cpE8T9rEL
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62MLbtoqfQ
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36qKJZzWRA
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqk3Aj2fMG
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKLTPpzGkc
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIjI8liU0q
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiGIgYI9xp
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNTn6sn4Ru
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwWhZaGUHW
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHCBaTCMn4
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5KFSGVutU
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcONhP2r8fm
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhSx7kSxj9
其實我都知道點解。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFXZlOe9Ai
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mbnkqgxEr
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ398YYiOUx7
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjX7hEvt1D
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZZn9MUE0E
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN9GwO1BzL
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EQqn8SHfI
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGj0eWqCPp
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EwmFDQfav
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZs77Bab7e
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGON3p207p
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs1BzuUwNF
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0PZHycgSL
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbskOc36zpT
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWE9ncfsMN
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbs6fkQSWx
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGIf58ekl0
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqSQA04yNr
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3g5vz0aCF
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3COqpPOCRx
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPB7WxCMBS
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YBcnTu3oP
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0r98GXjML
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpnqGJtAOT
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwm9Sfldz3
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5aR4e8uaJ
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcChDwwN76
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV02aKERFs
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w7u1zR5kR
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmS8wJM1LV
tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvmwXLyLKc
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhosp5AYky
呢個人真係唔識情趣。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8wmUdhCAm
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMxImIiTVd
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkBBS2hhsn
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhFKzhrMmE
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYS9aMs7PDs
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e5krBBomt
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoabxIVooV
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi64ixMEBOm
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTuoFf1Opt
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHy5kfWbBD
nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7bjJUJBb4
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbv4Qqtce1
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj0gyt7BeH
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnosQyMzFp
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwUv1WkHa0
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wHsSuYMkI
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs7mfwFWXC
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vd6KuCYRU
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzeAahpLjp
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqTUkT6f5U
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleiAeW5MZg
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztPorcGPoA
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWidPn51Pm
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25hzkmvWgX
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22ZPtg5o2N
799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFK1Ri22tTy
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsayVjSid17
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TVuMGg5ni
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tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT8CHr72Iq
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nooneremember：係係係～係到。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqe4AzuLhs
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nooneremember：晚安喇，我都準備去訓喇。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU5T0l0Se2
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tiffanynoname_214：嗯，咁先岩架嘛，早抖！799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhYcE87JIW
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nooneremember：早抖喇，快啲休息喇。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKPJwGp32X
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀，所以話阿，女人就係咁！佢可以做，你唔得。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpza9ZsNADt
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2k8V5LDqx
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係愛阿？定係責任呢？799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuIf9sx1NS
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而話要訓嘅我，其實都未可以咁快入到眠，唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁，或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2NUdPOlc0
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口頭上係咁講，但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——799Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACIKN0EaWj
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