“Cooopiaaa, oh Cooopiaaaaaa~” a wavering voice echoed through The Cardinal’s bedroom, shattering any calm the old man may have had, and with a groan he woke up, sighing as his gaze met the grinning ghostly figure of his arch nemesis Papa Emeritus the Third, mere centimetres away from his exhausted, freckled face.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvOjKjxWa1
“Emeritus.” His tired voice croaked out.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvcnovFWZl
The handsome, youthful-looking ghost continued to grin down at the mess of a man, “Sooo... where the Hell have you been, ya old coot?”860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjZO6axaVC
Copia almost spat in the ghost’s face, ”I’m ten years younger than you, you fucking dolt!” 860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps2PIINaZL
“Well, to be fair...” the ghost laughed, gesturing at all of him, mocking the poor, stressed-out, greying fool.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C2o9yvSu4
Copia growled before giving an answer through gritted teeth, “I’ve slowly been going mad, travelling all around this Country for months straight cooped up in a fucking tour bus with seven loud and horny Ghouls, all while playing sold-out Rituals that YOU of all people could never have accomplished! Capische?!” He then sighed, turning over and cuddling up underneath his warm covers, hoping the floating nuisance would go away.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MbDX1vHlX
After a few seconds though, he spoke again, this time in a much more somber tone, “You’ve come into my life, started what feels like a nuclear war, and just as a cockroach would, you came out unscathed... so please, do us all a favour and fuck right off.”860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEfuadY5hd
Some silent moments later, Copia peeked over his freckled shoulder at the ghostly man lounging casually in the air above him, eyes closed, seemingly unphased at the jabs Cardi just took at him.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspLf5w2S0u
“Y’know,” the spectre started, face stern as a glowing eye stared deep into Copia’s soul, “I wouldn’t be such a dick if you just let me have my way...” Emeritus smiled menacingly before quickly spinning his ethereal body around, detaching his head and holding it within his gloved hands, waiting for a reaction.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zTuqTxtlp
The Cardinal simply sighed, sitting up as he rubbed his temples. “You are an aggravating little troll, you know that, right?” 860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSXrcjQGBx
Emeritus simply shrugged his headless shoulders, smirking at the man before him. “The afterlife is a boring cesspool of nothingness, I gotta get my fun somehow, — and you, my dearest friend, are fun.“ he chuckled before disappearing into thin air, his wicked laughter echoing throughout the mansion.860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY0N2SoctT
“Finally...” Copia yawned, lying back down to continue his well-deserved slumber.
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