It's not so much to ask, isn't it? For everyone to know when to use you're and your? I can literally find one every time I scrolled!
Just look at this! 'your not ugly your beautiful.' Wow. That's literally so much mistake in one sentence. She doesn't even use a comma! Oh my God, why are you allowed near a computer? People like you makes this world a worse place than it already is. Because of that, I obviously need to fix it. We need more people like me in the world. We need more people to fix it than people to break it.
I keep on scrolling down. The bright screen of the computer doesn't disturb me; it never does.
I scroll a little more and find another post. It has a picture of someone with a text on it. My eyes don't need to read all of it to see the wrong in it. I moved my mouse over to the comment section and typed the same thing I wrote earlier.
*you're
Ah, there it is! When she sees what I write, she will thank me for it. Yes, she will. I am helping her to be a smarter person when using English.
My throat feels so dry, I need a drink.
I stand up and let my chair roll a few meters back. Going downstairs, I take a glass of water and let the wet feeling in my throat refresh my mind. My body shivers at how refreshing it is. Before I finish refreshing myself, I find that I've reached my computer. I put the glass down next to my keyboard with a small clinking of wood, glass, and ice.
I scroll down the web page.
An article about acid rain? This should be good. It is scientific. Scientific stuff has to be written with good English, right?
No, no it's not. The title of the article itself is wrong. How could this be? Who wrote this? He shouldn't be allowed to learn and teach with bad English! It makes people dumber!
*It's
There we go, a help to those who need them! I am the savior to humankind. I am here to save people from bad English. I am so altruistic. I even know what altruistic means! I have so much vocabulary than many other people!
I continue to scroll down the web page. Before reaching the next post, my eyes start to ache. I take my glasses off and scrub them gently.
All this stupid people is making my life harder. They are making everyone's life harder! There should be restrictions to stop people from posting anything before they are experienced enough. At least a year, like me. I've been on the internet for more than a year, so I am an expert at it. It means I know more about it than most people do, if you don't know what it means.
A notification appears on the screen, It says that my mom is texting me. I open the tab to the chat room and found what my mom is texting.
No.
No, my mom is a genius. She should have known to put a comma there! This is definitely not my mom. It is a scam!
Hah. Beat that, scammer! You don't fool me with your bad English!
*your
Always a messiah. I even help scammers know their English mistakes. I'm so proud of you, Me.
I notice in my victory that it starts to rain. It is good, helping me with a well-deserved sleep after a tiring day of helping people on the internet. A nice and cold night's sleep is always my favorite. Life should give people like me more happiness like this. We deserve it all.
I wake up feeling relaxed and full of energy. Just a little bit of school and teaching my classmates some lessons, telling them how wrong they are on what "love" really is, back to helping people on the internet be smarter, and finally another good night's sleep. I am a busy person, I have no time for silly games and chat!
Frowning, I continue to walk to school I don't like soaking wet. It's not my fault I forgot to take the laundry from the clothesline, I was busy helping people on the internet! How should I remember such a silly thing? It is way below my level of intelligence!
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