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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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16-1. 拜見愛神
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『官方公告：【機車全服劇情任務】《百鬼夜行好口怕》已被玩家解除，將轉為由官方隨機舉辦的情境活動，請玩家隨時注意官網最新資訊。』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDpT10R3Ke
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歡樂的週末在百鬼夜行的落幕中結束，論壇上的討論喜憂參半，多仍對此類特殊情境抱有極高期待，甚至還有人分享變活屍後的經歷與死狀，聊得很是興致高昂，莫怪NPC克叔會大罵玩家都是群死M，就連唬爛幫神受做完找腦攻任務出關後，發現自己錯過活動也大呼可惜。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttZoo83SOm
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「……聽說還有超狗血愛情劇看，吼！真希望我也在現場。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQl1lu0QLm
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唬爛痛心疾首地說著，便一個跳躍拉開與火麒麟的距離，再以迴旋地氣斬畫去一弧劍氣將火麒麟打暈三秒後，使出飛躍追擊瞬移到塞倫面前，卻聞到一股桔橘香味，隨後身體為之一僵，下一秒，她就被風精靈推得老遠，連攻擊對象的一片衣袖都沒碰著。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yeDtynxan
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待麻醉藥效過後，她便比了個大拇指笑道：「哈！反應不錯嘛，會用藥輔助戰鬥了。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIm0lSB1js
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「昨天有人跟我建議的，看來的確好用。」塞倫指示火麒麟對準唬爛，繼續下一輪練習，卻沒打算透露自己就是觸發百鬼夜行的人，省得這愛八卦的丫頭追問細節。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pP30uJ3rI
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「不過，你怎麼突然想練習PVP了？」唬爛揮著巨劍擋下攻擊，一邊設法走近塞倫並保持距離，以免又被麻醉。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSDfrvdNeR
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「以防萬一吧，總不能老靠人保護。」塞倫苦笑回道。卍字公會的事讓他心有餘悸，就算自己不找人麻煩，麻煩也會找上來，不如多提升自身能力，至少不拖累隊友。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsw0fH4q56u
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昨天，他與其他三人結束任務回到還我漂漂山莊後，邱香夫人便擺起山珍海味盛宴，作為解除百鬼大患的報答。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR63OgqDIQ
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席間，除了「欣賞」喵喵仙貝的驚人吃相外，他們也聊起與卍字公會的那場架，這才從肉盾口中得知，原來泰迪熊那身功夫是貨真價實習武多年的成果，肉盾當跟屁蟲學了點，但多被泰迪熊當沙包打，果然是註定當坦的料；而喵喵仙貝從小看哥哥練武，自己又愛玩電動，遊戲經驗豐富，加上賊腦筋動得快，因而雖不是最厲害，卻也反應靈敏善取巧。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhsaJRPKRh
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後來，話題就演變成如何提升PVP能力。他們將召喚師技能和煉藥成品研究一番後，就為他指點運用技巧，喵喵仙貝還提供許多搞怪點子，比如偷下什麼藥整對手等等，讓他哭笑不得。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T5heBgN5G
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「倫哥可以很厲害的喔。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuAqzUGoSF
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下線前，喵喵仙貝忽然一本正經地對他這麼說，是指遊戲嗎？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7llPvjL27q
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當初他是看中收靈寵作伴的特色，才選擇召喚師這種高不成低不就的職業，未有打算成為多厲害的角色，只求在戰鬥中生存即可，畢竟他早過了凡事要爭出頭的年紀。如今，會想找唬爛練習，不過是避免重蹈覆轍而已。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl571dePnW
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「你升得挺快嘛，都超過我了。」唬爛狐疑地打量塞倫八十七級的資料。就她所知，塞倫自玩遊戲以來，從不積極練功升等，多是隨意走逛玩玩花草寵物，怎麼才幾天就忽然飆漲，難道是跟那個戴對鍊的人有關？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqY8GrLWRN
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「剛好遇到隱藏NPC做了特殊任務而已。」察覺到對方的打探味，塞倫故做鎮定地笑道，心裡卻捏了把冷汗，要命！這女人平日粗線條得很，怎麼偏在挖八卦上特別敏銳？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb59dTnZjAP
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「喔～」唬爛意味深長地挑了眉，哼！都認識多少年了，當老娘不知那是心虛時的假笑嗎？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz02glWefMM
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這丫頭真是越來越難打發了！明白那一聲的含意，塞倫只好挑起腐女最愛的話題，「你那個找腦攻任務怎麼樣？似乎挺有趣的。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYTwcWJE1K
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「超讚的啦！害老娘靈感大爆發，一下線就狂打兩萬字大綱……」唬爛果然爽快上鉤，立刻侃侃而談起來，完全忘了要追問的事。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWZTcH5Ekj
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塞倫暗自鬆了口氣。不是他不願分享，只是他已經麻煩他們夫妻倆太多了，倘若連玩個遊戲都要讓小琥操心，那他不如退出算了。何況這丫頭最好奇的不外乎奸情八卦，他……呃，還沒準備好要怎麼講肉盾這個人，想來想去，也只有孽緣二字，實在沒什麼好提。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cTYyD8Pj6
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待那一連串麻煩卻有趣的冒險講述完畢，他們又練習對戰幾回後，唬爛就下線回歸家庭主婦行列，而他在原地呆站好一會，才神情漠然地走出PK競技場。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuyrIAlPcU
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不知為何，因緣際會下過了三天熱鬧刺激的週末，再回到悠閒散漫的平常日，他竟忽覺這世界太過安靜了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArlTqdHOSY
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這時候，玩家大多上班的上班、上學的上學，整個伺服都清冷了不少。人數不多的朋友名單也全是一排灰色，唬爛才剛下線去照顧女兒，身在巴黎的喵喵仙貝正在上課，要遊戲也是十幾小時後，泰迪熊那弟控自然是跟著隱沒，至於肉盾的話，應該還在睡吧……不對，他管那傢伙幹嘛？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfsr0s6aFk
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他鬱悶地打開任務列表，除了跟喵喵仙貝等人約好週末一起做的求救信任務外，其他都是可重複接取的日常任務。以往他會毫不猶豫地去做這些日常，順便摘藥草弄些煉藥實驗，運氣不錯的話，路過靈寵怪就順道收服。然而，他現在望著這一長串任務單，卻莫名沒了興致，也不知要幹麻，是所謂的遊戲倦怠期嗎？還是……936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyQitSmpYD
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：小倫老婆～』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhPxVpWtJ1
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這小強怎麼又出現了？他訝異地看了下時間，紐約這會兒還沒天亮吧？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpFdj13T4F
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：小倫老婆～～』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4P6KJiPdpI
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老婆你頭！塞倫怒地撇頭就鑽進最近的餐館，隨便點了碗牛肉麵，裝作沒看到不斷跳出的密語，埋頭吃了起來。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL4hxiLdQY
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店家NPC做的料理本就有一定品質，肉大塊湯頭好麵條也有嚼勁，不過，自從他有幸吃過一次喵喵仙貝分享的哥哥愛心餐紅酒燉牛肉後，便覺自己的嘴有些回不去了。如此高水準的手藝，他還真沒碰過幾個，就是盧西恩以前帶他去巴黎最有名的五星餐廳也不過如此，喵喵仙貝真是有福氣的孩子啊，肉盾也品嚐過不少次吧……嘖，想那爆炸頭幹嘛？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQxJvMSz4f
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：小倫老婆～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTSYbu7S4d
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吃完麵後，私頻依舊在跳，他沒好氣地拉開頻道記錄，望見一大排「小倫老婆」後面拖著越來越長的波紋符，頓時就無言了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3d6toatxk
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『【私密】您對肉盾阿弗羅悄悄說：幹嘛一直打波浪號？眼花死了！』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG3T0IvCLJ
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：小倫老婆終於回我了！！！OvO』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR9jlxFpT6
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：沒辦法嘛，系統不讓哥重複內容，只好一直加～啦』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zfXMDa9ZD
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『【私密】您對肉盾阿弗羅悄悄說：就說不要叫我老婆！！』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKvJs8aODs
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：好嘛，老公～♥』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhfHyM34qn
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雞皮疙瘩頓時爬了滿身，塞倫抖了抖身子，無奈地妥協了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm4MMkZfCe
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『【私密】您對肉盾阿弗羅悄悄說：……你還是叫我小倫就好。』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6essTBfawZ
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另一廂的肉盾見狀，立刻興奮地雙手比著勝利，嗚喔喔喔！哥總算獲允可以叫小名啦！真不枉哥這麼早起啊！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBZuGZlL2k
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：小倫～ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з ♥♥♥♥』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBdx4cezQq
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這有病的，高興成這樣！塞倫沒好氣地笑了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHY0QVXR0Y
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『【私密】您對肉盾阿弗羅悄悄說：怎麼上來了？不多睡會？』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21KYMVg8HC
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：小倫在關心哥嗎？好感動喔～』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZIYa0lnhE
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誰關心這死豬頭臭小強了？自作多情！塞倫手一滑就要把頻道關掉。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTtkNmnwxQ
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：哥怕小倫無聊，特地早睡早起來陪你啊～』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasD67LgXC3
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塞倫愣地盯著那排字，想起以前盧西恩知道自己因拍戲忙到凌晨，也特地調整作息，只為了能天天來戲棚接他回家；後來奶奶去世，他陷入低潮期，盧西恩也始終貼心陪伴，令他十分感動。那時，他真認定就是這個人了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHHgTjDlfF
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：小倫？？』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X1DS3O1uL
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來訊聲打斷思緒，塞倫深吸了口氣才回應。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozfw71ELCo
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『【私密】您對肉盾阿弗羅悄悄說：誰說我無聊要你陪的？』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZtnmQzQXM
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：好嘛～那我無聊～小倫陪我玩嘛～』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKJom4kvhL
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塞倫無奈地撇了嘴角，不論他怎麼冷臉冷語都沒用，甩也甩不掉，就這麼想纏著自己嗎？他瞪著那三條跟本人一樣黏糊煩人的波浪號，一股想惡作劇的慾望油然而生，哼！陪玩是嗎？那他就玩死這臭豬頭強！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkh1eV6uB3n
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『【私密】您對肉盾阿弗羅悄悄說：好吧，要做什麼？』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AiVGdpYLh
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『【私密】肉盾阿弗羅對您悄悄說：情侶任務～(╭￣3￣)╭♥ 』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUkEPxXi0n
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呃，可以反悔嗎？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W0CQfb0Jd
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwap7TVnLB
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「Hohoho！歡迎來到月宮第三分殿《愛神快來殿》，我是今天的負責人，請問你們是來領情侶入門包嗎？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2kwVeu2Y7
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兩人來到艾渠堡東南城郊的一座宮殿，出來招待的NPC竟是一紅衣紅帽紅布袋的白鬚胖老頭，怎麼看都像那個大雪夜不睡覺駕著麋鹿到處發禮物的聖誕老人。塞倫無語注視對方半晌，才轉頭問肉盾：「你確定沒來錯地方？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aV1wZExA1
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「哥的朋友說是這裡沒錯啊。」肉盾納悶地抓抓爆炸頭，打開唬爛的說明信重新確認，頂上的小強觸角也隨之抖了抖，「但應該是個有白翅膀的金毛小孩才對？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6jRSZcHfE
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「Hohoho！沒來錯沒來錯，我只是幫忙代班而已。」聖誕老人笑呵呵地晃著啤酒肚，「邱比特那孩子老是忘記穿褲子，所以最近有點感冒，請假養病了。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tWGvSSGsk
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就算是這樣，也輪不到聖誕老人吧？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgafSAXnRaB
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「那……」塞倫環視這充滿中國古風的建築，「不應該是月老或織女之類的東方神嗎？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH03bDD3vM
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「Hohoho！因為我們老外現在流行東方風，所以月老和織女臨時被調去歐美伺服了。」聖誕老人再次樂呵呵地抖了肚子，對他們打開紅布袋，「來抽一個吧，每對情侶初來報到都能拿份禮物喔，Hohoho！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUKSKobMye
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原來你們NPC還分伺服的嗎？不過東西方神互換就算了，找人代班還直接找個也穿紅衣的老人來頂替，官方是有多懶得設計新的NPC啊？兩人極有默契地默默吐槽完，就各從袋裡抽出一個小禮盒，裡面是一顆心型的粉色石頭、一本情侶手冊、一張寫著數字的紙卡。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZ462l3hEu
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「這是什麼？」肉盾疑惑地拿起紙卡，再看了眼塞倫的紙卡，發現兩張分別寫著４跟１，紙卡底部還標註「情侶限用」四字。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8V1s1VKpT
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「Hohoho！那是領禮物的號碼牌。」聖誕老人笑得瞇起的雙眼閃過一道腹黑光芒，「記得去馬賽克的精靈小屋換禮物喔。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn90uyjjbel
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「叮！」系統隨之飄下粉色愛心雨地響起了，「恭喜玩家肉盾阿弗羅與玩家塞倫成功完成情侶登記手續，分別獲得《愛的呼喚傳送石》、《情侶手冊》、《情侶專屬頻道》，請記得詳細閱讀手冊，以快速修滿奸情養成各階等級，習得更多CP合體技唷～♥」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpmUXtbY3i
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「欸？就這麼完啦？」肉盾仰頭晃著小強觸角，一對圓圓鏡片閃爍困惑的反光，「還以為要做什麼任務呢。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHgTsiQJ8y
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「不是有堅定度測試嗎？」原以為還有關卡的塞倫也不解道。本想借任務失敗讓肉盾死心，卻不想只抽個禮物就結束，讓他想了滿肚子詭計都無用武之處。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0VunPr3rf
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「Hohoho！那是給一般玩家的測試。」聖誕老人再次樂呵呵地以慈愛目光望著他們，「兩位都已經同赴生死了，感情自是堅定不移，當然可免啦。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiINvHHE0U
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「哈哈哈！原來如此！果然哥對小倫的愛天地可鑒日月可表啊！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgtH4jga4Z
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塞倫沒好氣地瞪了眼那笑得觸角亂顫的矮人，卻也無可奈何，只好再伺機而行了，不管怎樣，今天一定要整到這個臭豬頭！他想了想，忽覺聖誕老人的笑容頗有深意，便低聲對肉盾說：「你不覺得邱比特突然生病很怪嗎？至少我沒聽說過由聖誕老人來發情侶禮物的，這還是頭一回。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxUyUcvq8U
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「這麼說也對。」肉盾皺眉摸著下巴尋思道，「反正都來了，不如試看看好了。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmDZfDQxlh
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「嗯。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DERuFRkS9
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「聖誕，邱比特病了多久？嚴不嚴重啊？」肉盾傻笑兮兮地牽起塞倫的手，「我老婆是藥師喔，說不定能幫上忙。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCU94e1uKd
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「你……就說不要那樣叫我！」又聽到那個稱呼，塞倫頓時臉紅地小聲怒斥，才對聖誕老人扯了個笑容，「略懂些藥草，有需要幫忙的話，請儘管說。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0eSzrcxWq
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「藥師啊。」這次聖誕老人倒沒再Hohoho，只是神情擔憂地拂了把鬍鬚，才往身後的一條走道指去，「那你們去看看那孩子吧，就往那一直走，穿過一座小橋後再順著羽毛走，看到愛心弓箭就是了。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ75xvaVtKa
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果然有隱藏任務！他們無聲對視一眼後，向聖誕老人道了謝，便朝指示走去。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XK5CztSLT
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這宮殿不算很大，雖是分殿，但見小橋流水、竹林綠蔭，微星銀暈點綴其間，別有一番清幽意境。只可惜，如此古色古香，住的卻是西方神，怎不教人對官方的惡趣味搖頭？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf7cDl3mjs
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儘管如此，肉盾仍是不住東張西望地讚嘆。塞倫看他這副驚奇模樣，便失笑低念：「傻子。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsnxSKBTtp
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「嗯？小倫剛說什麼？」沒聽清楚的肉盾，一臉無辜地望過來。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleFwnYxxoX
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「沒什麼，看風景呢。」塞倫收起表情回道。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRr6mPFMAr
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「喔。」肉盾不疑有他，便握著塞倫的手傻笑，「感覺真像回到古代了！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviXaDfB2jT
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聽他這麼說，塞倫倒想起前幾年美國好萊塢流行拍東方神話功夫片，除了主角外，其他是清一色的亞洲演員，卻說了整部的英文，就算時代背景是在未有航海技術語言不通的古代也不例外。花俏的特效、華麗的背景，很是壯觀炫麗，卻失了東方文化的婉約內斂，歐美人看得興味十足，華人卻看得啼笑皆非。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMAJ67Vial
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就像肉盾這傢伙，喜歡的只是漂亮的外表吧，要是知道他現實裡的真面目只有半張臉能看，恐怕就再不會這般纏著他了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZD3oQ6W7io
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心思各異的兩人穿過小橋後，便彷彿進入了另一個空間。與先前截然不同的古風建築，在他們眼前的竟然是……
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寫到愛神殿時，腦海浮現聖誕老人真的不是我故意的……OTZ936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQiuX3Qgll
這個特殊任務將是進入遊戲主線的開端，請耐心看他們如何一步步摸過去。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0AO1FcEon
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先打個強心針，小倫美人現實的確是個美人，不過究竟發生什麼事，還請慢慢等到後半部解釋（＃936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSwHGbUWwE
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【下篇預告】《小強也求愛》：童話大扭曲，小強觸角也遇到真愛？新NPC現身！字數約四千多，大概星期四早上更新。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2a9QZHOCc
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