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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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「感謝各路英雄豪傑願意加入海洋陣營，一同營救我們珍貴的小人魚。話不多說，老夫就直接進入主題吧。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tbai9aOyP
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聯盟會議準時開始，此時尚未開放玩家發言，因此，整個聯盟頻道只有海產族龜長老的沈重嗓音，「一直以來，尼本達皇室為防我族守護神報復，令皇家術師在海域設下重重結界，使守護神大人不得靠近一步，因此我們必須將這些結界一一攻破，護送大人前往尼本達皇宮……」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYqGxmv3i0
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簡單來說，這與傳統攻防戰類似概念，雙方人馬必須守衛或攻略規定的城池，並在最後一關力戰最終Boss。期間，玩家除了跟玩家對打外，還要攻擊敵方NPC並守護己方Boss。不同的是，輸贏的標準不再單純以打倒敵方Boss或傷亡比數來衡量，而是建立在雙重條件上——不僅要護住太師父海魔神，還要救出貝貝小魚，才算是海洋陣營勝利；相對的，皇室陣營的勝利條件，則是要殺了海魔神和獻祭人魚成功。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSK0nNYQZb
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「哇塞！這仗不好打。」肉盾看著地圖上的結界點標示，搖頭直呼：「都在海底，這交通很不方便啊！先不說復活點位置太遠的問題，光是兩方從附近海島的傳送陣出來，還沒跑到攻防點，就直接先打起來，不是會大亂鬥嗎？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGpBtoNM9d
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「說不定皇家術師另有準備復活點？」塞倫提出假設，隨即也蹙眉道：「這對我們更不利。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPG7cn2OdZ
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「窩聽得頭暈惹喵。」喵喵仙貝晃了晃小貓頭，就往後倒在哥哥懷裡打滾，忽然又驚喜地跳起來，用兩隻小肉球在虛擬鍵盤上敲敲打打，「喵耶！島主乾娘的秘書回我惹，她說朦霧島可以移動位置接應海洋陣營復活，不過前提是，大家要出惹朦霧島才能打架，否則直接黑單。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIe3FpkJry
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「嗚喔！矮人族長說為了報答我們，願意提供船隻和飛機接送海洋陣營，還會派礦工去給大陸親王的援軍挖坑拖延。」收到回信的肉盾也興奮地接連說道，「達布史城主說開放販售咕咕蛋茶碗蒸給海洋陣營，讓大家一復活就能立刻行動，哈哈哈！真不愧是哥的好朋友啦！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNC8H8zNzb
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「咦，邱香夫人也寫信給我？」塞倫訝異地打開信件，唸出上頭的內容，竟是提醒他們在開戰前去趟還我漂漂山莊泡溫泉加狀態，「我們有貴賓證的費用全免，其他海洋派玩家可折半優惠，這些NPC怎麼突然這麼大方？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1IzrAxsZN
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「嘿嘿，好感值高就是不一樣啦！」喵喵仙貝和唬爛齊聲賊笑。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDgjaOfISz
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泰迪熊卻是冷笑一聲，「戰爭財。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TkbWuhCFd
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「唉呀！泰，遊戲嘛，別太嚴肅了。」肉盾仰起爆炸頭拍拍他的肩笑道。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnKE9HQdyJ
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塞倫瞧了他們兩人一眼，也不知想到什麼，便抿著嘴繼續對小藥爐煉藥。方才結界點位置發佈後，肉盾就私密他大量煉製《海陸雙棲藥水》和《如魚得水丹》，再將《海陸雙棲藥水》以平價賣給戰友，《如魚得水丹》則放在交易所高價賣出。這一戰要打兩小時，但一般的浮潛藥水只維持水中呼吸一小時，而他的這兩種藥水可維持兩小時並有額外效果，正是斂財好時機。他聽完不禁失笑輕嘆，真是無奸不成商！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FScxtWSuI
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這時，龜長老已講解完畢，聯盟頻道開放玩家發言。首先，就有人爆出驚呼：「哇靠！我有沒有看錯名單？領導隊的隊長是泰迪熊餅乾？大神居然跟我們同陣營？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cTaN23pfZ
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「啊啊啊！第一CP在我們這裡！果然沒選錯陣營！」這一波歡呼自是來自某屬性女子團。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4K9tLioSsa
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「喔？花椰菜頭也在耶！小弟神交已久了。」這是樂於替肉盾散播不實八卦的有顆痣遠方來。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVHCt7wnto
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「沒人覺得奇怪為啥他們是領導隊嗎？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rxMD8NXT6
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「大神就是不一樣！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHt2yeYUa3
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「秀恩愛！秀恩愛！秀恩愛！」某屬性女子團又在嗨了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvYWQ2CM5z
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此起彼落的交談聲中，沒有一個在談正事，肉盾等人黑線地打開聯盟名單快速瀏覽，竟發現許多常見名字，全是在百鬼夜行風波狂跳活屍坑的那群人，果真都是唯恐天下不亂的混蛋啊！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA4DeMP6mq
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值得一提的是，竟還有些人類加入海洋陣營，從名字來判斷，有一半以上是腐女團或鐵粉團，剩下的大概各有其原因了，比如現在爆出哭吼的這位。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhVo3KW2ys
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「一時眼花按錯陣營啦！救命喔，我不要被皇室通緝啊，求回皇室陣營！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEDU3tos0G
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「可是瑞凡，你回不去了，呵呵。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLFfyRgPaW
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「這位仁兄，你就安心地掛了吧。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT2qzBWQfX
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他們囧囧有神地關掉聯盟頻道，等這群瘋子聊完嗨完也不用打了。肉盾直接轉頭看向泰迪熊，「有什麼想法嗎？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IYKYsII3O
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泰迪熊盯著師徒頻道裡的訊息，從容淡定地說：「我們有最強大的NPC組織。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8U7XFBbFxB
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最強大的NPC組織？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uD3IvBn4i
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其他人面面相覷了半晌，才紛紛恍然大悟，齊聲道：「該不會是……」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiNVkLsZBe
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『【世界】NPC《地府外交部發言人》：基於地府必須保持中立的原則，地府及其員工不得參與人界大戰。特此公告。』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0E6ChJPEs
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『【世界】NPC《地府外交部發言人》：基於地府必須保持中立的原則，地府及其員工不得參與人界大戰。特此公告。』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIKyEDitxb
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『【世界】NPC《地府外交部發言人》：基於地府必須保持中立的原則，地府及其員工不得參與人界大戰。特此公告。』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhwqzvt07g
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連發三次公告，可見地府拒絕協助之決心。然而，當他們收到通知前去小黑的宅邸，見到小董和克叔也坐在客廳悠哉喝茶看電視時，便明白這場密談肯定有什麼陰謀陽謀。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XRY3Xy7zi
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「呵呵～我們真的不能參與戰事喔～」小董癱著臉呵呵笑，尾音越拉越軟越黏膩。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9HmEKtjv2
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「但給點情報還是可以吧？」在泰迪熊一個眼色下，肉盾立馬轉入菁英模式笑道。他在商場打滾多年，負責的就是洽談生意與人交道，何況AI心思不比人複雜，對他來說自是小菜一碟。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXAPkDIuGC
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「這個嘛～」小董喝了口茶才慢悠悠回答，話語中不時有微妙的語調加重，「就算是擁有最高地府功勳值的你們，不論『問』再多次，我們地府人員都是不得『參與戰事』喔～」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXcoNP2fjv
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「這樣啊，哥瞭解了，真是不好意思給你們造成困擾啦。」肉盾了然地點點爆炸頭，笑得人畜無害。頂上小強觸角則緊緊抱著沈睡的小蝠，深怕小董又強搶愛人。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpXLuqlTtm
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「呵呵～沒關係沒關係。好久不見了，大家也該聚一聚『聊聊天』了呀～」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiMx3oLbH4
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「對啊對啊，哥也挺想你們的，近來如何啊？地府要忙的事不少，肯定很辛苦吧。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaDY0KSeE1
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「對呀～特別是某個有錢家族最討厭了～一直吵著要吃頂級生魚片，還把我們的……」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG225BzVez
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似乎進展得不錯啊！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnY5a7Fwds8
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於是，其他人輕鬆靠邊站。愛戳肌肉的戳克叔肌肉，戳完肌肉再去玩小黑，把小黑玩當機了再找小育聊八卦。專挖八卦的主要黏著小育，順道調戲拍照給會裡妹紙增幅能量。負責協助斂財的則繼續煉藥邊聽談話內容。面癱冷的依然面癱冷，雖會不時忽轉弟控氣場。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFVpZehglr
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這一聊，他們收穫極大。看來地府也早看尼本達皇室不順眼了，並懷疑皇室內部與魔物勾結犯案，與近來幾大魔化案件相關，卻苦無有力證據，偏偏皇宮守衛森嚴多有結界，地府屢派探員潛入調查，卻始終不得其門而入，極為頭痛。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpSa2xk6zP
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「真希望有人打架打著把他們家的結界裝置打壞，這樣我們就能趁亂進去找證據了～」小董最後嘆道，暗示意味重到連喵喵仙貝都聽懂了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7EjnWBrg1
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塞倫忍不住提問：「你們沒有術師會解開結界嗎？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfNhFA0Z8P
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「有啊，就是小黑和小白，可是一旦結界有變，那裝置就會發出警報並在一分鐘後重設結界，很麻煩的～」小董指著小育懷裡的小白狐說道，烏黑的大眼深沈得似不見底，「那裝置還控制一些海底要地，害我們有時辦案經過還得跟他們關說通行呢，真麻煩～」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRzneY6tpC
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「難怪海底有些區域不開放通行，原來是這樣。」塞倫打開海底地圖比對，發現灰色區域果真與結界點位置相符。在初拿到海底地圖的那陣子，他與肉盾曾試著去探索這些區域，卻總是像被無形牆擋住般不得前進，也發現海上船隻航線時常繞路而行，看來真相就在這裡。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg9uHi74O2
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「那裝置長怎麼樣？很難找嗎？」肉盾接著問道。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj0q1GxSx0
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「我們也不知道在哪，但設計那裝置的工程師死後來地府報到時，有畫給我們看，長得超奇怪的喔～」小董取出一張圖紙，樂呵呵地癱著臉說：「好東西就要分享給好朋友一起笑～」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCxupTd1kF
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大家接過來一看，原來那裝置就是蒼老版愛德華王子的國王雕像。該雕像的做工精細華麗，且高持寶劍睥睨群雄，看來可說是威風凜凜，一點都不奇怪啊！都不知是這位地府小鬼王的品味異於常人，還是刻意毒嘴吐槽人家長相。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd231tUWTj1
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誰知，喵喵仙貝竟忽然笑了起來，「噗嘻！他的皇冠長得好像蠟筆小新的屁屁喔！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Z1o1GnBBG
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「哈哈哈～對吧對吧？喵喵的眼力真好～」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsL7favRQc
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所有人都抹了把臉，實在難以習慣小董笑得花枝亂顫的死人臉，更無法跟上喵喵仙貝跳脫的神腦補力，唯有泰迪熊照常弟控發作地笑說：「寶貝兒真厲害。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpaQyCPQ5V
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最後，小董意味深長地提醒他們：「舉凡受過你們幫助的奧普斯居民，都很願意報答的，雖然有些特別中二或看起來很弱，卻也是很好的助力唷～」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvU6NDIoXxu
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泰迪熊一聽，隨即露出了然神情，大概心中已有人選。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6wv3xkX53
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見「聊天」告了一段落，克叔將肉盾和塞倫招過去，各扔給他們一顆金色子彈，「跟上次給你們的子彈裝在一起就進化啦。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75isEu7mBt
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「謝啦，克兄。不過，不是要做進化任務嗎？」肉盾興致勃勃地裝上金色子彈。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzcF5t3NnV
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克叔揚起既奸且帥的神秘痞笑，「嘿，告習哩丟哉（台語：到時你就知道）！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqf2SEaPaUv
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最近大家都在流行腹黑笑嗎？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaZE19Og8f
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無語吐槽的塞倫也套上子彈，兩人的項鍊隨即散發微微金光，不僅數值有所提升，還多了個情侶技能《打小三》——『只要在同一空間，不論距離遠近，當伴侶受到攻擊或騷擾時，可將敵方拉過來予以爆擊傷害。』感覺上比較適合讓肉盾使用。資料面板的最底部，還有一排說明：『請至月宮接取任一考驗任務，通過後將完整進化。』936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlILO4lkFe
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「嗄？洗什麼久？克兄洗澡洗很久嗎？」聽不懂台語的肉盾納悶了。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMtU4ilLiG
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「是『靠你洗韭菜』啦！」台語也不太好的喵喵仙貝，自認正確地幫忙解說：「應該是叫你們幫克叔的肌肉洗韭菜吧，韭菜炒雞蛋敲好疵的說。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyFR4bAi1u
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「……」
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「大神隊勒？怎麼都沒出聲啊？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGqTdso0Fi
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「大神CP肯定忙著親熱啦！求出聲求拍照啊！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVl8NsM5wzy
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「徵女友無限期！騎士一百二十級，會陪練功陪聊天還會送裝送宵夜……」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZRLQINTZ3
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「這次的坑我們要怎麼跳法？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA482dDQzqI
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「溺死浮屍團？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jnyy66FIF
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「徵小攻一枚，發現待嫁小受，屬性炸毛。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik9hkhxHTH
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「（嗶——）（嗶——）（嗶——）！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBmTxR3ysz
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「收大量染色劑、消溶水、生黃薑……」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDMYAdXWrj
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「來來來！超強水戰藥水，包你海陸雙棲隨意攻！還有各式特殊藥粉、料理，意者請至廣場《耽天下之美》公會販售攤。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAoS1JQeat
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聯盟頻道依舊鬧哄哄有如菜市場，若非從唬爛那裡得知幾個公會會長已另開頻道討論作戰計畫，否則，他們還真會為海洋陣營感到絕望。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqOIi2AfTO
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「朶爾把皇宮內部圖傳來了。」剛交代完公會妹紙代售藥水的唬爛，從信箱抽出一個大捲軸，展開竟是尼本達皇宮的內部藍圖，連哪裡有多少人看守都大致標明了，其中某處還被畫上橫躺的紅色Ｂ字母。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97SF4JVXnn
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「是那個愛睡覺的吸血鬼嗎？」拿著焦糖土司的喵喵仙貝湊過來，指著橫躺Ｂ字母咯咯笑，「屁屁國王雕像。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6HMpoXyZN
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「朶爾？他怎麼會有皇宮內部圖？」忙著將藥水擺上交易所的塞倫好奇問道。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mmf7teX1T
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「嘿，因為尼本達有個將軍很迷戀他，混進宮裡是小意思。」唬爛腐笑揚眉地壓低聲音，「而且他有個不為人知的能力，就是感應動植物的意念，這是要有高好感度才知道的秘密喔。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHno7ILN5QN
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「然後你就這麼跟我們洩密了？」塞倫不禁投去鄙視的一眼。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETT1M1m8jH
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「唉呀，自己人嘛！」唬爛將藍圖交給泰迪熊，擺手乾笑道：「總之他只要隨便在皇宮角落窩一下，就能藉動植物感應宮內景象啦！他跟那條大蛇寵物就是這樣溝通的。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRAcA5ljII
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看來這就是小董說的很弱卻很有用的NPC吧？塞倫失笑心想。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwkNPln4Rm
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由於朦霧島已正式發表聲明加入海洋陣營，又為安全起見，NPC們已將未成年的保育類玩家另外安置，至於皇室陣營玩家則被列入短期黑單，暫時不得進入。因此，現在整個茲霍城全是海洋陣營玩家，空中還有負責接送玩家往返艾渠堡的大型只升雞。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtB71n2xlT
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儘管如此，為免某些過嗨組織來打擾，他們五人泡完溫泉買好咕咕蛋茶碗蒸後，一飛到朦霧島，就直接鑽進布滋薈司的私人包廂裡，以便專心跟各公會會長開會協商。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tAPh9Sr2P
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「泰，他們問我們需要怎樣的人手。」作為大神發言人的肉盾，看向正盯著藍圖的泰迪熊。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfy9CIpfSC7
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「摔不死的。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1KO67wa0h
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「……」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczurZ9T2O0
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唬爛大口喝著自備啤酒，問：「對了，不是說還有個NPC會來幫忙？誰啊？」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhK778rtK5
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泰迪熊瞄了眼甫加入隊伍的名字，無奈道：「來了。」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WOIqjPlGO
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「乾哥好！乾哥好久不見！乾哥大神您辛苦了！」936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXooLJCg97
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包廂頓時陷入沈默，如此跟系統一樣中二欠扁的宅宅音，除了那傢伙外，還真沒別人了啊！
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所有NPC都派上用場啦XDDD936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRN0vRCmWwW
這一篇只是先暖身暖身一下，下篇就正式開戰嚕！936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNam1eTNAZk
究竟勢單力薄的海洋派要如何出奇制勝呢？936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVbqwYQP2R
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【下篇預告】《全服激戰（上）》：如題。字數約四千多字，禮拜六早上發。936Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNiVZ42HgY
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