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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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34. 真假難辨
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「應該就在這附近啦。」查探良久的小蝠在一陣徘徊後，揮著翅膀游回來踢了踢爆炸頭，「臭矮子快做事！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXyloD0oEY
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「喔。」肉盾在牠流連的角落察看了番，發現離牆壁五公分處似有視覺扭曲感，便再仔細一瞧，竟見一道極細的裂縫，若靠近些還能感覺到一股極弱的氣流洩出，「找到了！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb1z3zU7Ko
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「是什麼？」塞倫和唬爛好奇地湊過去，看了老半天都看不出怪異處，只好放棄折磨自己的眼睛，紛紛感嘆這果真是非有宅宅眼鏡不可的任務。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEi1xkzBNE
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「一個空間裂縫……咦？裡面好像有什麼卡住了，一閃一閃的。」肉盾貼近裂縫處試著將它挖出來，可惜手指太粗勾不進去。他正想找些工具輔助時，一小團黑影就忽地鑽出裂縫，嚇得他立刻拉著其他兩人往後一躍，「哇啊！那是什麼啊？」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23jni7vtwH
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只見黑影脫離裂縫後，散成五隻張牙舞爪的黑色昆蟲怪，其外型融合了甲蟲觸角、跳蚤身體、蚊子翅膀與蜘蛛腳，實在難以將牠們歸為哪一類。小蝠見狀，立刻放聲尖叫：「是魔蟲！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytDlC4UCc7
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魔蟲乃魔界裡最低等的蟲子，八十級非菁英怪，以他們的等級來說並不難打，騎士與劍士血厚防高，塞倫又是肉盾的專屬補師，加上海芽箍制衡怪的行動，因此情勢雖有些手忙腳亂，卻還應付得過去。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIhVTM3sqo
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凌厲劍鋒於混戰中遊走，唬爛極有技巧地避開肉盾，畫去一弧劍氣震暈群怪後，趁海芽箍綁住較遠處的魔蟲時，縱身躍至被肉盾打得呻吟不止的魔蟲後方，快狠准地以三招斬殺殆盡。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkddYpkW4q
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末了，她抬眼一望，便見穿梭在魔蟲間拍打的《愛的小手》忽長忽短、忽軟忽硬變化莫測，盡是粉色愛心滿天飛，又有海芽箍於催促嬌喘中的各種綑綁，頓時就噴淚狂笑：「噗哈哈哈！你們一個愛的小手啪啪啪，一個鞭打綑綁SM，根本絕配啦！乾脆叫鬼畜俠侶算了！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZm5tpyCm1
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「女人，氣質！」塞倫黑線地朝她砸了瓶紅藥水。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f8Tc8EQs8
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「啊哈！哥跟小倫老婆當然配……唉呀！」肉盾過於得意忘形，竟不小心迎面撞上一隻魔蟲，身形因而稍緩了半秒，就被清醒過來的三隻魔蟲圍毆，便連忙狼狽不堪地翻滾閃躲。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRqOkibgn4
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「哈哈哈！你個白痴……啊靠！」唬爛毫不留情地嘲笑卻也不慎被畫了一道傷，頓時就氣得滿嘴粗話地瘋狂施展迴旋斬。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftkmCc828C
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「你們兩個專心點。」塞倫沒好氣地灌了瓶藍藥水，快速幫肉盾補了血後，繼續使喚靈寵。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaW96IGodF1
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第一批魔蟲很快就被清光，正當他們想著要如何處理縫隙時，又一團蠢蠢欲動的魔蟲呼之欲出，便只得再舉起武器開打。然而，鑽出裂縫的魔蟲越來越多，他們清理完一批又一批，像場永無止盡的車輪戰，不斷地消耗他們的體力。有些不及消滅的魔蟲，還趁隙隨水流往外散去，看來污染泥巴島的就是這群搗蛋鬼。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtzrAxyIt9
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「不行，這樣會打個沒完。」唬爛來了招範圍技的地衝爆斬後，灌下一瓶體力回復劑。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz0b2uGE4l
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的確！不盡快將裂縫補起，只怕會沒完沒了。慌忙間，塞倫想起近日新作的藥水，連忙掏出來往怪群一灑，魔蟲瞬間縮小一半，他們再各發兩、三招範圍攻擊，才輕鬆搞定這場暴走戰。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3FYJ1WTHa
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「哇，那什麼？」唬爛好奇問道。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAV090h2aR
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「液體殺蟲劑，對二十尺內的百級以下昆蟲類有效。」塞倫再抽出一瓶殺蟲劑扔給肉盾，「往縫裡灌下去看看。」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwMFVAj0ih
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「好！」肉盾立刻依言照辦。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwDarTO8zG
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果然，一團本要鑽出的黑影，在藥水侵襲下迅速縮了回去，再無活動跡象，但估計也只是暫時的。唬爛從包裡找了個鐵片，用鐵鎚敲至極薄後交給肉盾。肉盾將鐵片塞進縫隙使力一轉稍擴大點裂縫，再挑出卡在裡頭的東西，發現竟是一顆暗藍色的晶石。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6polFAX9c
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「這長得好像上次小黑交給泰的碎片。」肉盾好奇地舉起晶石。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLP2hUuutf
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「我看看。」唬爛接過去做了初級鑑定，見上頭只寫著《受阻咒的魂石》就再無其他訊息，便只好還給肉盾說：「晚點給貝兒再鑑定一次吧。」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuGUrjB2e8
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「那這裂縫要怎麼辦？」塞倫伸指輕戳正抱著小強觸角撒嬌的小蝠。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaftmcgFfdf
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「要補，不然以後會越來越大，到時魔族都跑來人界，就太危險了。」小蝠正色回道。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhSgv3Mu05
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「魔族？」肉盾不解了，「不是已經有很多魔族玩家了嗎？」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xmkRJT8Kk
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「笨矮人！我說的是魔界的魔！」小蝠不耐煩地踹了踹爆炸頭，「能來人界定居的魔族都有向地府登記接受監控，包括你們魔族降生者，但被關在魔界裡的那些就不同了，很可怕的！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv05ZD31T5l
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聽牠這麼一說，他們就想起小黑曾提過和平派血族朶爾的案例，便大致理解了。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtCOwPL4q3
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「那請泰聯繫小黑看如何處理裂縫吧？」塞倫便提議道。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0pBzkblcW
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「嗯！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8J1Vt4uSG
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沒多久，泰迪熊的聲音就在隊頻裡響起：「發座標，地府會派專員修補。」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr3uFrqBjH
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「瞭解。」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMLgZVgagJ
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肉盾才傳好座標，一群地府NPC就忽然憑空冒出來，對他們道了謝後就圍著裂縫開始幹活。不多時，系統音就叮地表示任務完成，發放大量獎勵與珊瑚礁島、亞特蘭秘境、地府好感值及功勳值等等，世界頻道也隨之蹦出驚人公告——904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkcJ70QGuq
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『【世界】系統：有玩家完成解放泥巴島的關卡，使泥巴島恢復正常運作。即刻起，泥巴島開放與朦霧島的傳送陣，並將有NPC陸續入駐。該島風景宜人，資源豐富，還有滾不完的泥漿可暢快裸奔互相碰撞，絕對是CP們私奔約會呼呼嘿嘿的好地方，歡迎各位玩家圍觀抓奸唷～AWA（By 系統負責人）』904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQphMXMoCVe
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為何他們有種不小心解開什麼奇怪封印的感覺勒？904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWXbH3trQO
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）
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「那什麼狗屁王子在放屁！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5UBeEyqe3
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玉掌奮力一拍，卻只發出一記悶響，表示這枕墊的飽滿度極佳。身穿羽絨白袍的女人側坐在雪白沙發躺椅上，一雙瞪圓的水藍眼眸是怒氣騰騰，隨意垂散背部的燦陽金髮下露出以銀線勾勒的翅膀紋路，正是全奧普斯唯一天使族身份的NPC——對小萌物喜愛到經營一座海島予以保護的朦霧島島主。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVX4fUdyvs9
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形像啊！天使島主，上帝老爹在看的。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMGf7wibzZ
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變成小奶貓的喵喵仙貝，喵聲喵語地跳進島主懷裡蹭啊蹭，島主頓時就被萌得心花怒放，將他摟在膝上輕撫揉捏，也不管座前默默散發醋意的泰迪熊，逕自說起當年往事。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQWY4dSts8
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「關於四百年前的船難真相，我不敢說很清楚，但絕非皇室聲稱的拯救人魚，我閨蜜夫妻倆也從沒提過被虐待的事，相反的，他們跟巫妖的關係可好了。」說到這，島主嘆了口氣，微紅的眼裡滿是哀傷與懊悔，嗓音也越漸哽咽低弱，「當時我一收到她的求救信，便立即趕了過去，誰知仍為時已晚，人魚們肢離破散地漂浮在染血的海面上，他們美麗和樂的家園也消失了……」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6dKwVB8fK
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「喵嗚？」喵喵仙貝將小貓臉轉向泰迪熊，一雙水汪汪的貓眼睜得又大又圓，那副惹人憐愛的模樣，令泰迪熊無奈輕嘆了。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87xZnCp2dG
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喵嘿！再次獲得吃醋魔的默許，喵喵仙貝立刻滾起小喵身揮著小肉球，把萌字精神發揮得淋漓盡致，讓島主備感療鬱，話題才總算繼續下去。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxKSslfokD
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「唉，我閨蜜抱著還未能孵化的孩子們一同死去，一千四百五十六顆魚卵死了一千四百五十五顆，還有一顆我怎樣都找不著，人魚本就嬌嫩難孕育，人魚寶寶更是脆弱不易存活，我以為那孩子是不可能活下來了，沒想到竟還有他的消息。」島主捧起懷裡的小貓，語重心長地說：「喵喵小寶貝，你一定要替乾娘找到他，不讓他被人欺負了。」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBXrVpTxoU
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呃……那麼多顆魚卵還算得出來少一顆，真不愧是天使雪亮的雙眼啊！904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ237mQXEQIj
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「窩知道惹喵～」喵喵仙貝暗捺著吐槽心聲，點頭擺尾地舉起兩隻小肉球，喵呀喵地保證道。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIr5rVwLMH
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被萌得心花朵朵開的島主將他還給泰迪熊，又欣賞了會兩人的黏膩恩愛放閃後，才總算心滿意足揮手放他們離開。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡho2t6M4ON9
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唉，這第一萌物乾兒子真不好當啊！真是勞……唔，這個好疵～剛是說……啊，撈骨頭高啦！904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStKimmad68
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「是勞・苦・功・高！」唬爛和塞倫忍不住齊聲糾正道。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnxF782u1P
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「欸？」喵喵仙貝愣地叼著一片蘋果乾睜大眼，「你們怎麼知道我在想捨摸？」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQLuaxrVTK
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「噗哈哈哈！小貝兒剛說完島主的事就跟著說出來啦！」肉盾笑得前俯後仰，頭上的小強觸角和小蝠也隨之晃個不停。所幸他們此刻在隱密的湖底古城，否則，在這玩家紛紛湧入泥巴島觀光的時刻，絕對很引人注目。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe2hwSRY9k
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見被恥笑的寶貝兒有炸毛跡象，泰迪熊連忙忍笑地轉移話題，「關於船難之事，兩方說法不一，同時牽扯人類種族任務與一島之主的過去……」他頓了下似想通什麼，神情微凝，「照這走向看來，是要玩家分陣營了。」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsNse8RKaG
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「分陣營？」肉盾頓時就嗨了，反光眼鏡似又亮了一圈，「要PVP攻城戰嗎？」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0jc8r4chA
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「等等！你是說全服分陣營？」唬爛也來勁了，一雙深藍美目也燃起戰魂之火，「讚啦！老娘等這一刻等好久了！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JX0T96VJs
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塞倫倒是有些茫了。初次玩遊戲的他，連PVP單挑都打得勉勉強強，現在又可能涉入全服對戰，這發展實在太超乎他想像了。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCupFwqRGf
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討論至此，喵喵仙貝的身世任務亦出現了重大的轉變——『【支援身世任務】《朦霧島主的閨蜜之子》：兩派說法分歧，究竟誰真誰假？（若支援者為人類，可選擇分享至人類種族任務情報的時機）』904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnTI9mKMs8
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同時間，唬爛的人類種族任務面板也跳出了詢問通知——『由於線索《朦霧島主的閨蜜之子》非由人類種族任務相關NPC提供，請問玩家是否分享情報予全人類種族？』904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWByHvP2pNF
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「當然先不要！」唬爛大力一拍，將這珍貴情報暫時封鎖了。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxL9E6qVbUO
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「其實，窩一直很疑惑。」喵喵仙貝將蘋果乾咬了咬吞下，「島主乾娘給的任務明明只跟人魚有關，不關貓妖族也不關我的身世啊，為捨摸還是身世任務啊？」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwrkGC79xo
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也對！肉盾和泰迪熊的身世任務都是去尋找父母下落，而喵喵仙貝的身世任務卻略過父母不說，還略過整個貓妖族直跨人魚族，未免也太奇怪，難不成是給簽約代言藝人的後門福利？904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5YUFerwpf
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這麼想來，他們看向喵喵仙貝的眼神便難免多了點意味——你這無視遊戲公平性走後門的小混蛋啊……咱們跟著你就對啦！904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOR1PGDM0Oa
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「膩們這是捨摸臉啊？」喵喵仙貝囧了。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOZlINYzYf
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泰迪熊揉著他的頭輕聲笑道：「就當是報答島主養育之恩吧，她的確幫了我們許多忙。」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPCGbmAfID
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瞧了眼還鬧轟轟討論拉貝爾人魚的世界頻道，喵喵仙貝有些懊惱地抓著臉，實在擔心會被認出來，到時就無法隨興玩遊戲了。其實，這幾個月玩下來，他也不是沒遇過類似狀況，但都以粉絲模仿為由唬弄過去，反正他們因為時差關係，不常與台灣玩家碰頭來往，有也多是匆匆而過的夜貓子。不過，現在有了睡眠模式，就沒那麼容易避開人流，往後又有陣營對戰的話……904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlfhiZhykx
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越想越鬱悶，他乾脆掏出一塊炸雞排咬來發洩，嘴裡不時嘟噥著：「早知道就調外貌惹。」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzHV2NUYlH
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「為何沒調？」塞倫好奇地看向這休影一年多還有這般人氣的人，雖然他也沒怎麼調整外貌，但料想自己退出演藝圈那麼多年，恐怕也沒多少人認得這臉，而後來的結果也證實如此。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62A4qtHlNu
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誰知，喵喵仙貝一聽竟微紅了臉，「唔……就、就沒想到……」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeUp9R17pZ
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「呿！還用猜嗎？」對自家人再瞭解不過的唬爛，毫不客氣地翻白眼吐槽：「這兩兄弟重度互控，連表哥也都沒調，當然是希望一進遊戲就能馬上相認啊！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Zd49sF8mQ
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「是說我也想了很久。」有話就問的肉盾，也趁此機會追擊，「小貝兒不是一直很希望長得又高又Man嗎？難得有遊戲可以實現願望，怎麼反而調成小小隻萌物了？」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOAbogs57l
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「窩、窩……」見他們一個個揪著外貌追問，喵喵仙貝忍不住惱怒了，「窩按錯身高行不行？窩本人夠高夠Man啦！才不需要帥氣到遊戲裡！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSob48RGKXT
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「呃……」塞倫回想網路上看的資料，嚴重懷疑「高」與「Man」的形容恰當性。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBGaL3UpTK
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這時，稍將情境腦補了遍的唬爛，就大笑地往真相直戳下去，「肯定是表哥說想抱著小寶貝兒走路，這兄控就一路把身高往下拉啦！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGw1pUcvDR
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「才沒有！」這下，有傲嬌真的大炸毛地跳腳怒吼了。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9l0jwlOYYX
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「噗哈哈哈！小貝兒還是那麼臉薄又愛撒嬌啊。」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtNeQB68lO
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「你個傲嬌鬼自以為裝得很好嗎？哈哈哈哈！」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrbyUtCL3U
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「啊啊啊啊你們氣史我啦——」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvsmUtbFDV
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肉盾和唬爛的瘋狂嘲笑聲中，炸怒的喵喵仙貝已語無倫次地說著無意義音節，泰迪熊見差不多了，連忙忍笑抱住弟弟輕哄順毛，還朝他們一瞪暗示逗夠了，兩人才總算收斂起來。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pXNzfRPZs
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望著被三人包圍逗弄的小貓妖，塞倫也不禁抿嘴偷笑了良久，眼眸才漸漸黯下歸於平淡，也不知自己究竟在愁什麼，現在這般情景不是早已預料到的嗎？904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuugW3jE5b
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「走吧。」904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpIF6YPqR9
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被海水浸得微涼的掌心忽然一熱，塞倫回神看向握住自己的手，竟不意外對上一道傻逼到不行的燦爛笑容，頓時便又被逗得揚起嘴角，手指也緊緊地回握肉盾。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXNRTBBARD
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就在他稍分心的片刻間，喵喵仙貝已衝在最前頭，拉著泰迪熊歡聲催促要逛珊瑚古城。唬爛在前方幾步遠之處回首笑望，似在等待最落後的自己。而他的身旁，則是堅持牽著手緩步陪行的傻蛋爆炸頭。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2sSycPyoq
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呵，也罷，什麼都別想了。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡun3r4Fl6M9
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『肉盾阿弗羅：老婆要記得喝點溫牛奶再上床睡覺喔～OvO』904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGmwqGblWI
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歐美的晚、午餐時間，大家暫時下線吃飯或進行睡前準備，席倫才洗漱完回房，手機APP便傳來艾登的簡訊，字字都是關懷叮嚀，雖也粗神經地傳來一張午餐照片：白醬蘑菇火腿義麵。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMXIcUvBs3
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『肉盾阿弗羅：老婆老婆！哥煮的喔！下次也弄給老婆吃～♥』904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwk4f7wAZK
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含笑盯著手機半晌，他才回了過去。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvL9J4koP3l
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『塞倫：微波的吧？禁止宵夜文。』904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ET8Bq5ya1
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嘴裡這麼說，心裡卻是暖的。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqix7CpoEMf
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老實說，他被這人死纏爛打了這麼久，想不習慣都難。明明兩人隔了半個地球遠，艾登卻總能配合他的時差，讓他即使心再硬也都會軟，何況，這傻蛋還是個會逗他開心的人。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhlbKBvLhp
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只是……904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lxggZVRG5
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他輕嘆地戴回調好睡眠模式的遊戲盔躺上床，於登錄遊戲的炫麗光芒中，茫然思緒不住轉繞。904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIe903H5S3d
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——他們這樣的關係，能維持多久呢？ 904Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa3FEGW9dp
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