->>>論如何一句話將美人拴上鍊？讓牽線紅娘小喵妖告訴尼～AWA
【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6BKkC3Iwl
8-1. 四人行之拴住美人剛剛好
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAzJISZASD
「豬頭登，你換過裝備了沒啊？」喵喵仙貝好奇地盯著肉盾腰間的粉色蒼蠅拍，「你的等級可以換一把武器了吧。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL1TcOucSA
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rjKA9mKTV
「有啊，哥還特地去交易所挖寶，但不是太貴就是設計感不佳。」肉盾無奈地搖頭嘆氣，還撥了把Q捲瀏海，「都襯托不出哥的帥！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKx5XqIKVG
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPWzt42H5B
「呵呵，你有那顆大頭就夠帥了啦。」喵喵仙貝乾笑吐槽完，就從哥哥的包裡抽出一個紅豆泥核桃酥餅，咬了一口語音不清地說：「泥巴……呣、呣……髒背砍給窩該……（你把裝備開給我看）」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HiJgQsGcK
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58QvzEDP0l
肉盾愣了一秒，才意會地點開裝備面板，選擇分享資訊給隊友，「小貝兒啊，吞下食物再說話，小心噎到。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarx9rd3Shc
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BaZUgwIzG
「唔……」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI8GTB7lPr
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTIdSOWWJ3
「乖。」事關健康安全，泰迪熊這次沒顧著護短，僅輕揉寶貝弟弟的頭安撫。喵喵仙貝便只好哼哼唧唧地又咬一大口，把臉塞得鼓鼓地瞪向肉盾的裝備，伸指在各物件上點來點去。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdNgccmRYT
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyZLPjr2yh
此時是約好集合的時間，艾登與泰特斯吃完早餐就紛紛上線與貝兒會合。三人在等塞倫的期間，喵喵仙貝就突發奇想地幫肉盾檢查武裝。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sIMcD1LHy
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKOBCLrbyY
「咦欸？」他快速嚼嚼嚼吞下食物，驚疑地指著愛的小手，「你的武器會隨熟練度自動升級耶，連精裝進化材料都省了，超方便的！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKPNz5cYQy
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSNq0jL4sg
「喔？這麼好！」肉盾欣喜地查看武器資訊，隨即露出困惑的表情，「你怎麼知道的？上面什麼都沒寫啊。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBJRCf9p8C
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4z86aS0P5Y
「嘿嘿，我的鑑定師有中級，當然看得到呀！」喵喵仙貝往肉盾的武器欄一拍，一道細微的光芒隨即鑽入愛的小手裡，「你再看看吧。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgRHdFyNaD
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkMf6h0yEi
「原來還有鑑定師啊？」肉盾一頭霧水地再看向武器面板，果真出現新的內容，而武器名字也有了變化——984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSO9rwioty
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8idIXZB5TA
【武器】《伸縮自如的愛的小手》（已鑑定）984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSl4cIHxOb
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ5NrcY1GN
等級：奇葩（綠色）984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEmULpa2BZ
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQi74fH8W1S
熟練度：0.2%984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzog7C9qjO
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRasAREuWc
進化方式：隨熟練度升等進化。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcHsjo14IX
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCttcYTXZWN
特殊功能：可隨意念伸長，最長1公尺。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyckUODS4NY
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmY2pTHQdx7
說明：用您伸縮自如的愛，讓對手沈浸其中無法自拔唷～♥984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOMxqm57oP
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIhz0gNOmZ
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjTAuhtZG4
「好像進化後變得更奇怪了啊。」肉盾晃了晃頂端發出微光的蒼蠅拍，不知該喜該憂。但除了那些奇怪的功能說明外，武器的傷害數值也大幅提升，一點都不輸給交易所那些貴得要命的精化武器。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfyTTZkdIZ
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ac74lSCPG
「噗嘿，反正挺適合矮人呀。」喵喵仙貝說完，就注意到飾品欄的子彈，「咦？這項鍊是新的嗎？昨天沒看到你戴呀。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKui5iT9Svs
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5ktdJQnzI
「對啊對啊！哥昨天跟小倫美人遇到龍捲風，然後……」也不管他們是否欲知詳情，肉盾就劈哩啪啦地說了起來，其鉅細靡遺之程度，讓泰迪熊怒爆青筋直想一杖打飛這聒噪傢伙。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2rtMBDlaf
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSapsNy1E2H
正當黑面祭司抽出法杖準備揍人時，總算上線的塞倫趕來會合了，「抱歉，剛剛才吃完飯。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAkcRnqBFr
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKZ9HmLohD
一見朝思暮想的精靈美人現身，肉盾立即停止話題，揚起非常燦爛的陽光笑容，「沒關係的，小倫想吃多久就吃多久，哥會永遠等著你～」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKK2pnFrb4
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHYSEPVZ7Q
「呃……」塞倫黑線地微扯了嘴角，又見喵喵仙貝的目光似在自己的胸前流連，便問：「怎麼了？」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAIDyo7U8X
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzfcQzJpH0
喵喵仙貝立刻用怪腔怪調的中文問：「唔，倫哥昨天是不是也有拿到捨摸（什麼）子彈呀？」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpZecKicn9
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaZdF3G2VX
「是啊，怎麼了嗎？」塞倫從包裡取出子彈。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeWWBzEpk1
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sUnM5roa0
「快戴上！快戴上！窩（我）想鑑定看看是捨摸。」喵喵仙貝摩拳擦掌地跳啊跳，一雙咕溜溜的大眼散發期待光芒，實在讓人難以拒絕。塞倫遲疑了會，心想反正那子彈一拿到就被綁定了，不戴也不能幹麻，便將子彈套上項鍊位置。於是，悲劇就這麼發生了——984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtozVM5ea6E
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKyBvnFdR7
兩道金光從肉盾和塞倫的子彈項鍊射出，雙雙於空中交錯畫出一個同心結，再相互飛進彼此的胸口後，粉色愛心雨也隨之落下了。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eBZLLAUmc
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsDCMuhs7J
「Oops！」瞬間領悟的喵喵仙貝，大汗地用母語輕呼一聲，便低頭狂翻哥哥的置物包，假裝自己超級忙的。沒看過這情況的肉盾和塞倫則傻眼了，唯有泰迪熊依舊淡定地取出一瓶果汁餵小吃貨。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtyYotDN9l
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovy7aNwFbf
「叮！玩家肉盾阿弗羅與玩家塞倫，配戴於共患難時獲得的NPC祝福對鍊，獲得稱號《眾所期盼的曖昧》，曖昧等級在加倍祝福效果下由3級升至5級，歡迎玩家再接再厲把生米煮成熟飯唷～♥」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqd2hnlrhPr
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4n33P567S
「叮！玩家喵喵仙貝推動奸情有功，獲得八卦指數＋100、經驗值4000，歡迎再接再厲撮合更多奸情直奔媒婆寶座喔！」 984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFR8CQylcq
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuKG7oNyHS
誰會用子彈來當祝福對……不對！這為何又跟奸情扯上關係了？塞倫真是滿腹鬱悶說不出。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxE4koAU2W
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByOhfZ34Au
「喔喔喔！原來哥和小倫的姻緣是備受期待的嗎？」肉盾立馬握住塞倫的手，慷慨激昂地發誓：「哥絕不辜負小倫的愛！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbz5rkNXodx
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssRYpQ360Q
辜負也沒關係。塞倫無語吐槽地抽回手。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmymdaMc86
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizQJvhwQHc
「咪唔……」感受到現場的詭譎氣氛，喵喵仙貝心虛地喝完果汁，連忙啟動多重鑑定面板將兩顆子彈鑑定了，「哇啊！是藍色的耶！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDelb93aXW
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPsvBINgt6
兩人一聽，立即往自己的裝備面板看去——984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5BPCA5rFj
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBZpaSG5ga
【飾品】《兔吉拉中槍也彈開的子彈對鍊》（已鑑定）984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEW2Ae2g6bp
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuUtlh4SUQ
等級：上等奇葩（藍色）984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyzQMODAg7
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXMmI1N5ND
進化方式：請向NPC《克里斯》申請彈藥升級任務。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYXRvqwg31
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKCqXpPCDl
功用：配戴的兩人組隊時，防禦＋10%、飽食度下降率－50％、體力恢復率＋50％，並有效抑止與小三的奸情。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSQP80FMaz
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSsM1geiXQ
說明：兩人齊心協力幫助克叔解決戀愛煩惱而獲得的祝福對鍊，請愛用克叔肌肉加持過的子彈，一同讓對手不躺也中槍唷～♥984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriXfKyE7FS
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpJAdZnC81
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqvyHySuei
這遊戲的取名就不能正常點嗎？肌肉加持又是什麼？看到說明的瞬間，一個不太和諧的畫面不禁浮上腦海，肉盾和塞倫頓時被囧得不願再腦補下去，偏偏某小貓妖卻莫名被勾起了興趣。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRGky0jQt4
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tVd0q0rga
「哇塞！肌肉加持耶！這個克叔的肌肉很大嗎？他該不會也是肌肉星人吧？」喵喵仙貝巴眨著閃亮亮的大眼，興奮異常地拼命發問，本就不正的中文發音也更歪了，「窩以前認屍（識）的肌肉星人都敲（超）可怕敲凶猛的縮（說）！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0Z6YocW4S
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuOP3BDXPM
呃，這孩子在說什麼？塞倫忽然覺得自己的智商不夠用了。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsJTOsjBaD
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lqRCq4GWv
「是挺壯的，不輸給哥的壯喔！」從噁心狀態中迅速恢復的肉盾，帥氣地撥了把Q捲毛瀏海，陪喵喵仙貝一同跳進幻想世界，「那位肌肉克叔的確看起來很兇啊，哥懷疑他的原型就是那什麼戶愚呂弟來的。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LUUtG5k9P
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODxDB4ajz5
「真的嗎？那是肌肉星王耶！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQfokhlgSi
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAoITHPgi7
肌肉星……為什麼可以扯到動漫角色和外星人？見這兩隻身高差不多的人如此熱烈討論肌肉，塞倫傻眼地望向一旁的泰迪熊，卻見對方只是含笑凝視喵喵仙貝，渾身散發著「貝兒真可愛」的強大弟控氣場，令他不禁陷入深深的懷疑，該不是這裡只有自己才是正常人吧？984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGRCQOoDFm
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfaT73eLwP
好不容易等到肌肉話題稍緩，塞倫才總算有機會出聲：「關於任務，我查了下地圖，在埃斯萊森林東南側的瀑布不少，我們要怎麼找？」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv9rNXnhpu
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjc3brTzlLI
「啊對，那個捨摸森林裡的可怕人物，唔欸……」喵喵仙貝打開地圖偏頭看了眼，就很有自知之明地望向泰迪熊，擺明要最聰明能幹的哥哥來當導航系統。而寶貝弟弟的依賴目光也果真受用，泰迪熊滿眼笑意地盯了地圖半晌，就一言不發地摟過他往城外走去。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7kbPhFhLo
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4YzYc9vxj
「怎麼？」塞倫不解看向肉盾。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNokFWGEEQ1
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98tAvl3kbp
「啊，泰就是這樣，有想法也不愛吭聲，放心吧，小倫美人，我們跟上就是。」美人的求解目光顯然也很受用，肉盾開心地又握住他的手，「有哥在，不怕！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpytVpVpS0Y
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxrQISVHfc
有你在才怕啊。塞倫對這充滿希望的堅定目光徹底沒輒，只得無語輕嘆地二度抽回手。唉，這孽緣該怎麼甩啊？984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahmWkqmusc
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvthIOblm2
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6Jma6TYNp
ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7k81ij1zc
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRPmRnEAW2
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmqv6m0MTc
四人出了月聆城即往東南行。為防怪暴走而影響行程，肉盾認命地戴上包頭花巾，又想趁機與精靈美人培養感情，便一路上不斷尋找兩人的共通話題——984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwnSU1ib2y
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLwjsvH5Jf
「小倫今天穿得好有氣質啊！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv2mIAdyL1
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaF7TQiAwG
「我每天都穿一樣的裝備。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWwJy9wGyF
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRHe3x00Nb
「真的嗎？小倫是去哪買的裝備？真是好有品味啊！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G3bN8rWjR
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9P6n8gQPG
「都是任務送的。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqfwMYPtiS
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hNOK0gfd6
「啊！這麼多人送你禮物嗎？小倫的人緣真好啊！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC2nb4re0b
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcOmdLtpz1
「就說是做任務送的。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqjOncXPTU
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3ddrQRYrB
「小倫一定超能幹的，才有那麼多NPC找你做任務送好裝！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix1L8UEKJJ
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHBEx32FYI
「普通的日常任務而已。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtADusBiZrF
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3wjCGL0Fa
「即使是普通的日常工作，也認真認份勤懇踏實，才能體現小倫的出類拔萃呀！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45kte2ZMVb
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9Fp9rxKQ3
「其實……這些裝備很多人都有。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2djtHi7QO
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uQGJa6ZOj
「喔！能在芸芸眾生中，將大眾服飾穿出如此驚艷的風采，小倫果真是得天獨厚的美人啊！哥能遇到你真是三生有幸，倘若……」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7tdN9e5ps
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2yFQnL4yt
天！這傢伙到底怎麼回事？簡直比小強還打不死啊啊啊！聽肉盾還在喋喋不休，塞倫已快掩面崩潰了，一頭豔紅長髮也焦躁得炸了起來又煩惱得無力垂落，內心更有萬匹神獸奔騰。他真不懂自己是怎麼癱上這煩人傢伙的，究竟是他表現得不夠明顯，還是對方真聽不懂拒絕的話？984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3Z4W0K3jB
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrFqFwZavl
「話說回來，小倫昨晚熬夜有沒有好好補回來啊？今天可要早點睡啊，人家說最好的睡眠時間是……」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUV8jFdnRqd
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHB1uvDnjy
不，為何話題會轉到他的睡眠？塞倫一向自認冷靜，頭腦也不錯，以前不論在校或出社會都是當中的佼佼者，卻不知為何，一面對肉盾，他就莫名被拉低智商不說，連脾氣耐心都被快速磨光。最讓他氣餒的是，不管他怎麼暗示疏離，這爆炸頭總會轉成另一個意思，根本比小孩還難溝通！難道這人平常就這樣嗎？身邊的朋友都不會嫌煩嗎？984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdNIwshpBT
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIJ29LMfs3
而事實上，陷入煩躁狀態的人，不止塞倫一個。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xjHujhqY0
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1RNCYf6p6
『隊伍系統訊息：玩家肉盾阿弗羅已被隊長泰迪熊餅乾踢出隊伍。』984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tQsEqR7zN
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC51uyWs8Gl
「咦？泰你幹嘛……」一見系統提示，肉盾大驚地看向前方的人，誰知話未問完，他就被一道唸咒聲打斷。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sqeqTelwS
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJysQopP7r
「靜音咒。」想聽弟弟萌音卻老被後頭噪音干擾，泰迪熊滿額青筋地怒揮法杖，射出一道黑色光束，於肉盾的唇瓣處化成一個大叉叉後，他才再把人加回隊伍並指向前方的主動怪，冷聲道：「去打。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLidgyEB4d
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboqTbCWTUJ
嗚嗚嗚！泰怎麼這樣啦？肉盾望了眼頻道提示——『您已被下了《靜音咒》，將無法出聲30秒。』就只好垮著臉抽出愛的小手，噴淚瘋癲迎向怪的懷抱。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPtnUS675W
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMxUMinZzU
「嘿嘿，豬豬頭太吵惹啦！」喵喵仙貝幸災樂禍地吐了下舌頭，就蹦跳到塞倫旁邊仰頭甜笑說：「倫哥，窩可以看看你有哪些靈寵嗎？」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUQcRSgaIp
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEuuv77PgW
「嗯。」萌萌小貓妖總是比聒噪爆炸頭討喜，塞倫稍鬆了口氣，打開靈寵管理面板給他看。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkSYRCGx09
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuf2mJaEraK
「哇啊！」喵喵仙貝大致瀏覽過後，驚喜地指著一個小圖示，「這個好可愛喔！叫……管狐？捨摸意思？是很愛管東管西的小狐狸嗎？」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xrdaPa6AG
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp08qXIyuxw
管、管東管西？愣了下的塞倫，在望見喵喵仙貝頗呆萌的求解表情後，便失笑地放出管狐現場解說，「不是，是因為牠們住在一個小竹筒內。」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjGQnjaHAu
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8y7dOwCFr
「喔～冤乃（原來）如此！」喵喵仙貝恍然大悟地睜大雙眼，見鑽出竹筒的管狐拖著瘦長身體飛來飛去，像極活潑的狐狸小幽靈，便忍不住好奇地伸手去摸，竟是如想像中的毛茸茸觸感，令他不禁驚奇大喊：「哥，快看！管狐耶！敲可愛的啦！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hZZU9Nb9H
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrgTbjCwtQ
喵喵仙貝的嗓音本就偏嫩，發音又不標準，加上系統依據角色設定將聲音外貌幼化，讓他說起話來更像十歲左右的孩童，再搭上這般生動活潑的表情動作，簡直將萌喵屬性發揮到突破極限的境界，不止系統叮地狂漲他的萌物指數，塞倫也跟著莞爾一笑，更別說弟控大神泰迪熊了。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0mCOjI6Az
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHJuVvbgdM
然而，站在肉盾的角度看來，他好不容易打完一輪怪，回頭竟見不止喵喵仙貝跟塞倫聊天說笑很是融洽，就連泰迪熊都「溫柔笑望」塞倫，儘管只是角度偏差使然，卻依然讓那顆爆炸頭產生了某種奇怪的誤解。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL8SEwBDaf
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNGBLTWom4
他驚得連忙開口想爭取歸屬權，卻發現聲音已過三十秒還出不來，便疑惑地往頻道的最新紀錄一看——984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKebHnRhSMv
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbjdFHqE1V
『隊伍系統訊息：您已被玩家泰迪熊餅乾踢出隊伍。』984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8gyhvrIS6
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT814p8su1f
『系統訊息：您已被下了《靜音咒》，將無法出聲30秒。』984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SqQkfnUOA
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1ixyecFGZ
『隊伍系統訊息：玩家泰迪熊邀您加入隊伍，請問是否接受？』984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3vG92mY28
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2X2ca5ZIV
嗚嗚嗚！泰居然還補《靜音咒》，真是太過份了！因此，重新入隊的肉盾決定怒發密語——984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32fOay9hfr
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqPvlHkRUm
『【私密】您對泰迪熊餅乾悄悄說：泰～別搶我老婆嘛！我幫你另外介紹美眉好不？』984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lbmMW30hi
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDvpTNfTgo
『【私密】您對喵喵仙貝悄悄說：小貝兒！小倫美人是哥的老婆，你別亂搶啊！』984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOA977Q4Ic
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6XTZmpSb0
『【私密】您對塞倫悄悄說：小倫～哥都被他們欺負好可憐說～QQ』984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡML3AhsaiZV
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVZYQWsBG0
於是，現場瞬間陷入一片死寂。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX37qIdtlun
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdak9GDc1mj
何謂無聲勝有聲？現在就是！984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFED9EOqfR
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdnncb3HSN
又何謂在沉默中爆發？半秒後就是！984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLsjmQs6V7
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpokJz8ohDJ
「哥……」喵喵仙貝黑垮著臉舉起棒棒糖魔法棒，壓低嗓子怒道：「踢・人！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bOaZFqf6N
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoQceqqRNd
『隊伍系統紀錄：玩家肉盾阿弗羅已被隊長泰迪熊餅乾踢出隊伍。』984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsxIeft8nT
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8kqOGdaB2
「肌肉兄貴雷神大怒劈——」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFvjfMZycH
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaNin6R2Co
「哐啷轟！」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWHhhwuYV4
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayhd7j0wlq
「呃啊啊啊啊——」984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWFOdRGgKv
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0O1UUPJnY
五雷轟頂便是如此吧？望著這場驚天動地的炭烤人肉秀，塞倫不禁冒出一滴冷汗，在心中下了一個結論——這三人的友情實在太特別了。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanxieD6EOF
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwFogwTAeC
飽受了一頓修理，肉盾再次領悟了一個真理——原來不止祭司不能惹，法師也不能惹！頂著焦味爆炸頭的他，在被加回隊伍接受治癒後，就乖乖閉嘴做好坦克工作，卻也忍不住滿腹委屈，便不時朝塞倫丟去幽怨的淚眼。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QHMiuN1O7
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe4yrwraWm
嗚嗚嗚～哥也好想跟小倫講話嘛！肉盾相信這一次次的深情注視定能傳達他的心意。而皇天也不負苦心人，那身搞笑造型配上小媳婦神情的衰相，終是逗得美人「噗哧」一笑了。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbRDg26RPh
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjJ2yjGSyF
那笨蛋也太誇張了！塞倫竊笑地撇過頭，對爆炸頭的印象又往囧蠢屬性推上一個高峰，卻也有預感，這趟旅程應當是不無聊了。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AMvLvBkTK
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3I9oh6d0T1
嗚喔喔喔喔！小倫美人對哥笑了！小倫美人對哥笑了！小倫美人對哥笑了！肉盾滿腦子充斥著興奮的呼喊，人也頓如重獲新生般熱血激昂了起來。984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11IVxKqqGI
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqslVLlPYz0
為了小倫美人的幸福！哥會拼命向前衝，清光這道路上的所有障礙喔喔喔！984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjp59snooFA
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXpIuCMTKx
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzePcEoyxAh
ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUZusm9Wft
後記：
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJPFQETMP8
就這樣給人戴上情侶對鍊，貝貝不愧是姻緣童子轉世啊～WWW984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG081PsI8W
這篇的小倫美人各種內心OS唷～XD984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2P89lyLwX
不過艾登一直給自己拉低印象分數是怎樣啦？984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG7YlxLj2r
會被虐真的不是沒有原因啊～AWA（＃ 984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6772MAKUmG
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVgRDm3DAQ
下一篇是瘋婆狼(？)副本，6400個字一次貼的話，會不會太多呀？（艸984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ra7MJj5v6
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKNVR93tse
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaITBlAJxf
P.S. 貝貝認屍(＃)的肌肉星人絕對有妲米勾和渴胃AWA（＃984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4gMAtAf56
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6x0NyrL0z
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6PJVy01xW
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWT4LiOqIYz
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiHafruOUZ
★【凌家動物園系列】
1.花心豹吃兔計畫 — 付墨X凌小兔 （作品名：小兔不吃回頭草）984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjs03MIwJQp
2.大貓小貓相親記 — 泰特斯X拉貝爾 （作品名：恃寵而傲嬌）984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroBx7jaEi3
3.小強星人也求愛 — 艾登X席倫 （作品名：爆炸頭不要來）984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8h9QYgyX1
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVu7MgqIlU
歡迎追蹤噗浪和FB粉絲頁>////<984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpjyQ9pJX6
984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX9rUv046w
噗浪：http://www.plurk.com/sakuhyde984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWTbatJwrA
FB粉絲頁：https://www.facebook.com/meowbarksky984Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XXlHXMQoQ
by 喵芭渴死姬 / 11.06.2015
ns3.23.100.174da2
