返到屋企，我實在忍唔住繼續一張張咁番睇電話入邊相簿，嗰女仔越睇越靚，又清純，笑起嚟仲有個小酒窩；如果我將相改一改，然後放POST 上網，今次嘅Like 仲唔爆燈，而且，有可能嗰女仔見到自已嘅相俾人POST咗出嚟會主動搵我喎。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLGKsh6wai
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其實買機果晚我都覺得有問題，邊有可能有人放機放咁平先！一定係「老鼠貨」囉。話唔定，嗰女仔搵我，我仲可以上演一次英雄還機，之後仲抱得美人歸喎，嘩！依招煞食，就咁做啦。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXOjBOrc2t
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我開番個改圖程式，揀咗一張相喺嗰女仔用左手㩒住額頭，然後向住鏡頭單眼微笑，真喺充滿青春氣息嘅自拍嚟改，我喺佢眼角加咗粒閃星，包包面果到加上三條粉紅色既可愛斜線，最後搞到成個背景都濛濛地，令到佢更加突出。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0SiI0SW4n
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自已都有啲欣賞嗰製成品，廢話少講即刻POST 上網等人Like下先。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbmhBHPMCn
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其實只係POST 咗唔夠一個鐘頭，竟然就呃咗成千個Like，我Facebook都只喺得五百幾個朋友，有幾多轉貼，有幾多朋友嘅朋友走入嚟睇真係計都計唔到，靚女果然幾時都有號召力。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqlOAgm9NZ
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依嗰時候，手機一震，有人打電話嚟。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oYkic9s7w
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLCDC5rMqX
我都唔駛睇來電，一接電話就話：「點呀！老麥啲相改成點先？」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWCtMpsinF
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi24w9iG6Cm
「你個死仔，頭先仲扮憂鬱，返到屋企就咁好心情喺到改相，曬命得你。」老麥笑住咁講，好似放低哂頭先既內疚啦。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHBR4PdQxe
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvT0nYjMMO
我都笑住答番：「唔喺，我無呃你，我真喺唔識嗰女仔架......好啦，好啦，講真話你知啦。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTJDv2mfrD
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GcmX5zIY1
「喺呢！肯認呢！搞出人命未先？」老麥好似等聽甜故咁，聲音異常興奮。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfc5U6zS85
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我爆完一輪粗，之後平靜番就話：「其實咁嘅，之前咪話我部舊機死左，咪飛去先達睇下有咩機換，點知部部貴到唔喺人買，谷住去買左部二機囉。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEdvwxC9X3
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf56VBhh1AO
「二手？嘩你都夠膽喎，你點知上手咩人用過？」老麥算係有錢仔，唔憂食，唔憂住，梗係覺得用二手唔好啦。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkq6qNBuOzt
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQmMbC5Vdf
「鬼唔知咩，唔夠錢無計架，不過呀，估唔到今次又俾我執到部好嘢囉。老麥你估我買幾銀，估中請你食飯。」反正遲早會穿，自守好過被人督爆。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLd4TU1ezo
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUE92PO64Sn
「要加大！再加甜品！」講到食，老麥己經進入狀態。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJu4re8XnvO
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcFI7iTQ1w
「估啦，我肯定你估唔中。」我冷笑挑釁。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiM437Z9SK
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09evyAa73w
「三千......唔喺......四千！四千！」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFct9lk30Yb
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOhplJhL7D
「錯哂！唔俾加甜品啦！」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNveLf0wd6
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSRntkR95P
「你條人渣......五千？咁不如買全新......唔喺平過三千呀？」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQMb3eK6xi
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsWfIgdGAI
「就係，俾你估多最後一次。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yhN8HYAXd
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfHpgMOCGN
「二千九百九十九！果啲舖頭最鐘意定依種價。」無咗份甜品，老麥己經豁出去啦。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzylbM6OAQ5
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBpes1ks9Q
「錯埋！噓.....嗰餐無咗囉。」我笑到跳哂舞。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCStnjg63p0
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4DvTjQpoI
「唔玩啦，你買咗幾錢呀？有無咁平呀？」老麥突然收細咗把聲，開始有啲唔信。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF83sSmQrr
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVi52S7g9f
我心諗如果老實話佢知部機竟然只係賣一千，怎至仲可以有價講，佢更加唔信啦，所以我就話：「只係賣二千咋！我都知，可能係老鼠貨，不過平機當前，你叫我點忍到手先。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJtMC7cDuZ
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仲以為老麥又會爆粗大叫我有著數，點知佢靜左好耐，然後用有啲震嘅聲線話：「喂......如果係老鼠貨還好喎，最驚係唔知咩人嘅......遺物咋。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡry1EL1gkYu
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氣溫好似突然低左幾度，我打左個好大嘅冷震。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGeKq1Ehx3
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遺物？死啦，點解我諗嚟諗去，竟然無諗到依嗰可能性。我真喺答唔上去，只喺呆左咁拎住嗰電話。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1QbZZo24H
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIxiLlEEAh
隔左一陣，通話另一邊嘅老麥可能見我咁耐唔出聲，好緊張咁不斷叫「喂......喂......喂喂喂？你講咩話？」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoR7T64anTk
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fudsVcne2
為左緩和番個氣氛，我扮哂笑咁答：「喺到呀，去左厠所啫。」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXcboz01RB
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但係老麥好似聽唔到我把聲咁，依然不停咁：「喂......」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5ZZxpQwZ1
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bnS3BLko2
「喂......」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxymD9o22Yf
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJY8A3cvuz
「喂咩呀，我咪喺到囉。」玩嘢呀。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2WlyXKOvC
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAkndFtACt
「喂......」738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKC0m9zF9p
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3SdgSMABM
「仲喂咩呀，仲咪到你搞事先。」我開始有啲怒氣，但係無諗到老麥之後竟然話......738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw09xKE9XaA
738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bmmyfalGM
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「阿宅！你身邊條女咩人嚟架？講嘢鬼食泥咁，我聽唔清楚喎。其實你喺咪一直都係玩我呀？識到女仔怕咩認，唔駛作故仔喎。」我聽得出老麥真係發緊脾四，但係發生咩事先？咩身邊有嗰女仔？屋企得我一個人，何來女仔聲？738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV59j2PJbko
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最後只係聽到老麥大叫一聲：「唔玩啦，你條X樣。」就收左線。738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbb5gCFwTJ
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我呆左咁睇住已經收線既手機屏幕，都唔知有咩反應好，打番比老麥？未俾佢鬧夠咩！738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBRSRWe44c
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我只係想平平地買部手機用，唔通平嘢一定無好？ 738Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7ZD5v3T5W
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