Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp7gPdRUYc
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUchboOYUxu
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LyNEPldtI
Eric: Warriors? Why?460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1WAyeRmXJ
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyrW1jTB9Q
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7Svsm7nEo
Anya: You look like crap.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWrU4xycFx
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYv3y48Q8Z
Anya: Is that your wish?460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlGsSj8Pgj
Cordy: No.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ek4b2L6m3
Anya: Okay.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIp3ctbRKfj
Cordy: Yeah.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCRQBKrhg0
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hVYn3FWPE
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzJuWZ2RGZ
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnj6Mva47Uz
Eric: I can help with that.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1eG6JiCgZ
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrHLfuPcDE
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8BerqPNKF
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFo2m0E8Jx
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQWgRwFs13
Xander: It's still disturbing.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ityp6bvTN
Anya: Deal with it.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRS9KBFj2vY
(Anya and Xander kiss.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvyJdkCrsc
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzqS2hgQN2
(the warriors cats come padding in.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1CbYeOs51
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7jdIuB0jB
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0tNw20wZy
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CPU3CEKWL
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ006Ya2MFOw
Graystripe: We all are.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zoHwYODzA
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp3ZBjLblt
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitHOcxy56w
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbXcj4zhuc
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiXBOaKCNt
Crowfeather: He's good.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfdykWDQKp
Tigerheart: Very good.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR1mqecKSg
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfuwN5rZzP
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuwCX5hZW1
Squirrelflight: Hey now.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyM9B4HZ2n
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBSCxw50oW
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuxId5pDaW
Mistystar: They're right.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiXpSSYTpz
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtcxDlnslN
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTr80O3ZMp
(Every cat is silent.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78zvd6RJWr
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvgEPkEpzN
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27l8M13H8e
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET0UDd8opd
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdkdG0icYI
Princess: You, too.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGACnHdlgl
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQODzSX1PH
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJACeggFAo
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUhJNI2gdl
(Anya picks up Firestar.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kQzodfeqG
Firestar: Watch it.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz03i3rXwn
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2OnemTQDh
Xander: An, these cats are wild.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKV4j7qy75
Anya: You're no fun.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcy0NcGoRQ
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRHXIt17QY
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuBw544Zku
Leafpool: Are you okay?460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IdjfaQ4SD
Firestar: I'm fine.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIgHbrC716
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNJCZH1i9I
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2yqyNGnQ7
Sookie: Likewise.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIKjbOKTTX
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDOHtdpZpZ
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpWfchlnuq
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcTdnLSQXM
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1wumZ82li
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6So1AxyZAr
Sookie: That's so cute!460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskZyTiV4b4
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWAWcXJ59v
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DVxyWYg5p
Longtail: Mousefur?460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8Gmpvk4OV
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb74RthVxa1
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGIYK5tcd2
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdR6VMNn0I
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMyoN4yrQu
Crookedstar: I agree.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNfCXlYvvC
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lSuXz3saR
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpxfH9aHtJ
Graystripe: Count me in.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUgtS6MqYI
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgIXsoELzn
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvvRNGdd8R
(Anya smiles.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvuOYAaNM5
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ917XuqKxsX
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkJbyDpKHT
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInGuPXZa68
(Anya and Xander kiss.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCbcirCtET
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MUtrEy02I
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppSpb6s7nj
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt7tTsb9n0
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF47G0r9KGb
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyK8b9K1xT
Ferncloud: I agree.
