Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TLfyA0ynC
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApOZ56PDy9
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCCo20Xwpd
Eric: Warriors? Why?462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0BrtM2RDe
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQPCNnOuTw
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPwthSSavu
Anya: You look like crap.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobYrgUYxQ4
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYDUTmRKsp
Anya: Is that your wish?462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHdRKmzaPL
Cordy: No.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2IHAN9E2V
Anya: Okay.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kldZFAoEv
Cordy: Yeah.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX92D0biezw
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowYI6sV1zt
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtpw7NjqYV
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacsY3gMemS
Eric: I can help with that.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57SSQIda0Z
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbR1qAI911
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRJFTO9TkA
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaweqbWX8iG
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡue7Scg26jX
Xander: It's still disturbing.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjF7KJ8RTh
Anya: Deal with it.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDBx9eaLLJ
(Anya and Xander kiss.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQWl4poU7R
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre7kCRz4p7
(the warriors cats come padding in.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfT195e3po
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwfWlHy23o
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPVXm236oK
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzAqmo29So
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ1DzyOiQu
Graystripe: We all are.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBucAxP1bOX
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OE5tgxgDg
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgwadBnxrd
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04EjhWER8O
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRbFhVlA4C
Crowfeather: He's good.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwXMzWm2ru
Tigerheart: Very good.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfCdz6YKE0
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7yNcSFBSg
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMRxf2aA5i
Squirrelflight: Hey now.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8hHdBrFKg
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwrT7K7FYs
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOav7siNp4B
Mistystar: They're right.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRirYmLTuge
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPGix2SpGp
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm65XciWAKM
(Every cat is silent.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUZZPG6zlm
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8K4CiuG1y
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9yY74CITW
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrpHCZCewS
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWh9etzofMn
Princess: You, too.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsA8kASqIXn
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjocVXhPD6k
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5WjcIfEI8
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaYeAovkNw
(Anya picks up Firestar.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLunnxEgeF
Firestar: Watch it.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29azmavdWI
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVISjqyFgx
Xander: An, these cats are wild.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhmGLSfrkc
Anya: You're no fun.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCP0n6NaN8
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFop83LG2mc
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VUE8YGH9q
Leafpool: Are you okay?462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsDY6k625q
Firestar: I'm fine.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCgP89fSCW
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqW7Xcm6kD
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSEkeb1Hhg
Sookie: Likewise.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqmFnYk1AU
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MGuhtY8hN
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBbARXtmW4
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH4zmyvQUU
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbnRjMmeU8
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngiopdxKSh
Sookie: That's so cute!462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXn0J0WARwR
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SxiPd0LnS
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUGuWvKO5h
Longtail: Mousefur?462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMlN8Jizur
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZuLcbfUJw
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmLqac2u8F
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNV1thZ7Tu
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdURUM5hRb
Crookedstar: I agree.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWhtRqqVjw
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuaXjAAWJT
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCJX6p4sAM
Graystripe: Count me in.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuPFGNA7af
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmTBP4KQjn
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd13UWIfaDp
(Anya smiles.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGBYTVxnRM
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDULz76IvEV
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjd4ZTo5TG
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8wBTto1ac
(Anya and Xander kiss.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYxixr3D2m
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczNmhbzZFv
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgArvcxb1PS
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2PKJ7OwvQ
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vH0hy8f8u
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6lgX5kjM2
Ferncloud: I agree.
