黑人男孩的墓誌銘：
「隔天起來我屁股痛；旁邊睡著我的白人媽媽。」
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聖誕節的意外事故。1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JF3KKpUNn
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男孩許願想要快點長大。白人媽媽在聖誕夜喝酒發了瘋。1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULYB2qGD8f
白人媽媽，聖誕老人。1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmByYZpQFT4
酒精灌腸，酒精中毒身亡。1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqnIp3Mb1F
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喔，這屁味太重了，應該是伏特加？1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwCjF8zHzl
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直腸的酒精吸收率又比一般飲酒方式還要高；1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuGckOA2t9
這種酒精飲料不叫做伏特加，我個人稱作「岩漿」。1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONr7LRHtYO
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想試試看用這種方式飲酒嗎？1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn88I50Ut4I
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我還沒試過，有機會應該會試試看；1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rkSqwEyei
不過岩漿對一般人來說一生只能免費試喝一次。1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsumqwcXHFP
如果還想要喝第二次？
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小問題，如果沒有用酒精灌腸器，而是直接用酒瓶呢？1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeLDWEmEO0
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插入倒空後會形成真空狀態而吸著，白人媽媽就這樣拿著吸住的酒瓶‧‧‧‧‧‧剩下的應該可以自行想像了。1968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQdzj4FPq3
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