啊爽係香港某一間當紅電台,一個開24小時、同馬路好有關係嘅節目度做護航員。837Please respect copyright.PENANADN81hrNwkF
啱啱返工未過 Probation,啊爽無咩特別嘢做,比腦細安排左返夜更,主力聽下的士失物熱線。837Please respect copyright.PENANAkYVfWWyrca
嗰晚,啊爽係對面台Canteen食完飯,一返到自己位電話就響起。837Please respect copyright.PENANA0IuNM8xNKc
「你好!○○的事 不容有失24小時免費的士失物熱線,我係啊爽,請問有咩可以幫到你?」837Please respect copyright.PENANA7kNV18SYkI
聽筒另一端傳嚟一把嘅女人聲:「我唔見左隻介指啊!」佢把聲好緊張,雖然唔算太快,但經已講到一舊舊。837Please respect copyright.PENANAtVICEzg2og
「無問題,同你做返登記先,請問你貴姓啊?」837Please respect copyright.PENANA6vLpqTWT4F
「李太!」837Please respect copyright.PENANAd7dDdnJ0eu
啊爽心諗,唔見得介指又打得上嚟嘅,隻指介一定有返咁上下價值啦,搵得返機會一定好微,乘客見到實 Cap 左,乘客見唔到都比司機 Cap 左啦!837Please respect copyright.PENANANNmiDAytYj
可能因為個女人真係好緊張,問佢上車時間、落車時間、的士車牌大概有咩字佢一概唔記得,淨係知道自己係樂富上車、西貢落車,而隻介指係一隻非常普通,無款式銀色、無鑽石、無刻字嘅銀介指。837Please respect copyright.PENANATrIOcDmc7E
做完登記之後,個女人千叮萬囑話自己有重酬可以比返執到介指個嗰人,但係又唔太想講幾錢,所以啊爽就求其幫佢寫左3千就了事。837Please respect copyright.PENANAxLAkY8SfSF
第二晚,呢個李太又打嚟,啊爽見佢咁擔心,都有啲唔好意思,但係畢竟都唔係佢本人去搵,所以除左安撫,啊爽都無咩嘢可以做到。837Please respect copyright.PENANAS3teHK9B4O
接住落嚟,腦細同啊爽開左個玩笑,連續三日要佢返早更,日日7點前要返到去公司坐定定比腦細𥄫住。837Please respect copyright.PENANAwF9mfaOfbh
呢日,啊爽係後花園食煙個陣,撞到呢三日當夜班個位護航員家家:「啊爽!你仆街啦!呢三日都有個女人打上去報失熱線搵你,知道唔係你當更就發晒癲,佢話你應承佢幫佢搵介指,老細知道左,一陣實照爆你個肺,無啦啦實牙實齒應承人...」837Please respect copyright.PENANADaZcvIP1lj
啊爽心諗今鋪真係中Q晒伏。837Please respect copyright.PENANA63SfHV5ToQ
果然,煙都未食完,腦細就扮晒 friend 咁行出嚟,懶係 Off Table 咁搵啊爽傾呢單嘢。837Please respect copyright.PENANAnVGoEwJi0b
講完一大輪,腦細自己都唔想搞大事件,9秒9就總結係個女人玩嘢,判左個女人死刑,Block 左佢個電話號碼。837Please respect copyright.PENANAXjXTyfKa2v
如是者又過左兩日,啊爽呢啲微生物又比人編左返夜,見3點幾未賣新聞,就溜出去停車場食煙。837Please respect copyright.PENANAWSVwE5sJb5
平時呢間電台入夜守衛森嚴,由其士看更啊澤要「巡樓」 (又稱:小睡片刻) 嘅時候,肯定又鎖正門大閘,又鎖停車場閘,但今晚唔知有咩貴賓嚟,停車場度閘中門大開,啊澤自己就走左去「巡樓」。837Please respect copyright.PENANAeCFznQM9qy
煲煲下煙,突然之間見到門口企左個人影,係圍欄外面𥄫住佢。啊爽諗住又有記者偷拍,不如企埋啲,廢事比人影到佢係電台後門係咁扯煙,到時又比腦細照肺。837Please respect copyright.PENANAso2R8mJeV9
點知個人影見佢一行開,竟然又跟住佢入去,啊爽調頭𥄫一𥄫,見佢行緊入嚟,想叫住佢之際,個人影就開聲:「我唔見左隻介指啊!」837Please respect copyright.PENANAHs97G505ac
又係呢個女人!?啊爽心知不妙,佢勢估唔到自己又唔係DJ,又唔係明星,竟然會比人跟蹤。837Please respect copyright.PENANAyhXA4qrgkn
佢即刻掉左口煙,跑入幢大廈入面,閂起度玻璃門。 Safe Touch!因為度門一閂,就無人可以進出,除非更亭話者 reception 有人㩒制。837Please respect copyright.PENANApvxbBFZ6tF
啊爽隔住玻璃,望住個女人緩緩行緊埋嚟。837Please respect copyright.PENANAYsdqEWxeOj
「Dee...」呢個時間度門竟然自己開左!837Please respect copyright.PENANAlHlxMP93H6
頂!平時連登記都唔願起身做既啊澤,今晚竟然咁清醒,見到門口有人即刻開定門先!837Please respect copyright.PENANAyOhPg6XwWX
啊爽即刻係褲袋拎部電話出嚟,冒住比人小爆既生命危險,打比老細。837Please respect copyright.PENANAIBAtFHoRud
「辟啪!」啊爽驚得渣,成部 iphone 飛左落地,個Mon即時爆晒。837Please respect copyright.PENANAbXMLhgKSGJ
佢一彎低身執,就發現有一隻手係佢面前扶起佢,不過隻手係佢面前,個身仲響度門後面!而佢隻手最大特色,莫過於只係得四隻手指,食指個個位,除左血,咩都無。837Please respect copyright.PENANAAFVrnVt9zP
「○你老○!」啊爽腳軟一軟,跌左係地上面,除左不停講粗口,咩都諗唔到。837Please respect copyright.PENANAF8XyVdxTL6
呢個時候個女人穿過度門,烏低身望住啊爽,又開始講:「我唔見左隻介指啊!你又話幫我搵嘅!」837Please respect copyright.PENANAmM8IBxZmdS
啊爽就只有係咁揮手,同個女人講話真係唔關佢事。講多兩講,個女人竟然擘大個口,想含住啊爽隻手指。837Please respect copyright.PENANAw17CC8KXG5
「乜料啊!」感謝主耶穌、基督、佛祖、菩薩,呢個時候著住整齊制服嘅啊澤,竟然拎住個電筒出現!837Please respect copyright.PENANADJYAB9DYAp
唔知點解平時廢到無朋友嘅啊澤,一行出嚟個女人就消失左。佢扶起啊爽,又問多次佢咩料,啊爽都係一句說話都講唔到。大佬,唔通同啊澤講話自己撞鬼咩!837Please respect copyright.PENANAwcrM1vdpy1
雖然啊爽係90後,但都好盡責,畢竟呢個Post得佢一個人,依加即刻走左去,始終唔太好。不過嗰晚啊爽死都要啊澤留係佢間錄音房,仲拎晒所有同事嘅零食出嚟留住啊澤。837Please respect copyright.PENANA8G9AH77oLG
第二朝放工之後,累到流淚嘅啊爽疊埋心水返屋企打辭職信,行緊落樂富途中,經過一幢有錢人住嘅豪宅,前面有班工人係度更換緊啲花花草草。837Please respect copyright.PENANAhGCOtbVEw0
就係呢個時候,有啲嘢係啲泥中間度閃閃下,引起左班工人同啊爽嘅注意。837Please respect copyright.PENANAhHw7yXkuKo
「仆你個臭街!○你老○!○家富貴!」一個工人一執起個舊 Bling Bling 嘢就不停爆粗,仲將舊嘢好大力咁掉落地。837Please respect copyright.PENANAb8Rv5DwrQ6
啊爽呢個時候就見到,一隻原整嘅食指,上面仲帶住一隻無咩款嘅介指...837Please respect copyright.PENANAGZuVk7PVoj
後記837Please respect copyright.PENANA7L42OSuDuZ
之後,啊爽聽返新聞先知原來個女人其實係人二奶,個男人比隻介指佢就當同佢結左婚。個晚佢離開個男人屋企,一出門口就比人老笠,個賊搶左佢個袋,然後一下就劈斷左佢隻手指,但唔知係咪用力過度,隻手指飛到無雷公咁遠,個賊見搵極都搵唔返隻介指就走左去,有個的士佬咁啱目擊到情況,就送個女人去醫院,點知中途就死係架的士上面。837Please respect copyright.PENANAyLhoX8LypP
聽返同一條路其他電台啲員工講,有時做夜左都會見到呢個唔見左介指嘅女人,四圍問人見唔見佢隻介指,由其士係呢間最近豪宅嘅電台,所以係呢條路返工既人,做夜左一定唔會經過呢間電台嘅門口。837Please respect copyright.PENANASTz8EbZH2M
是咁的,個故事純粹虛構,信不信由你。837Please respect copyright.PENANAO7ZT3CeGd2