No Plagiarism!4xwN2ycTjN4iCQa2ZLsdposted on PＥNAＮＡ One morning during rush hour, a man was texting on the way to work and got into a car crash.

Thankfully, he had a big jeep.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW0IvZVzyr 維尼

Unthankfully, the other guy had a semi.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91kk0ItOYq 維尼

Thankfully, the airbags deployed.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpKo4f5K89 維尼

Unthankfully, he was in the back due to the lack of a seatbelt because he was clearly an idiot.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0wjYSYo0O 維尼

Thankfully, he wasn't scratched by glass.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmtfxWUkfO 維尼

Unthankfully, he was stabbed by glass.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77kDrc31t4 維尼

Thankfully, the wound wasn't lethal.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZKMXFw6LM 維尼

Unthankfully, the car was on fire.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjPuqLndal 維尼

Thankfully, he was thrown a few feet from the vehicle as it was launched into the air.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡKItHeg8LX6 維尼

Unthankfully, he smashed his face on the asphalt.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mfvBQbUDz 維尼

Thankfully, the other guy's truck was fine.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nlQRzXDzE 維尼

Unthankfully, the man's car was totaled.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLyc12IQrE 維尼

Thankfully, his car was still salvageable.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAvvxby85K 維尼

Unthankfully, then it exploded.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ldofPGIBn 維尼

Thankfully, he had car insurance.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡXks4UzLMva 維尼

Unthankfully, he didn't have life insurance.8964 copyright protection682ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNvN5uJUF1 維尼

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