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我是呂秀蓮!8964 copyright protection12PENANAguerWwVAfd 維尼
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我們是! 不是民進黨!8964 copyright protection12PENANAm3oBFkPPc7 維尼
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呂:不是啦!幹,剛剛的台詞你不覺得奇怪嗎?8964 copyright protection12PENANAS8NkUj2ZpH 維尼
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陳:......你覺得我窮很奇怪?8964 copyright protection12PENANAGBn3zF96KV 維尼
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呂:我不是那個意思!我是說,剛剛的開場白啦!我才不是甚麼呂秀蓮咧!8964 copyright protection12PENANA4tk9eWVq3J 維尼
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陳:......那你剛剛幹嘛說你是呂秀蓮?欸?詐欺?8964 copyright protection12PENANAOAwTdcljua 維尼
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呂:不是不是不是,台詞是你寫的吧?8964 copyright protection12PENANAbSB5t76UZ8 維尼
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陳:喔~是喔。欸嘿(敲頭裝可愛)8964 copyright protection12PENANA5mrQBOs0Pv 維尼
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呂:嘔。8964 copyright protection12PENANATuHIDGKOUZ 維尼
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陳:啊不是啊,你姓呂,我姓陳,啊不就民進黨?8964 copyright protection12PENANAX0OK27IpUn 維尼
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呂:才不是這樣咧!民進黨又不是只有那兩個!8964 copyright protection12PENANApvhpnezmDn 維尼
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陳:所以我才說,我們還沒有準備好嘛!8964 copyright protection12PENANAjybgwOMOqh 維尼
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呂:準備什麼?(疑惑上下看)8964 copyright protection12PENANAKPLNpArV03 維尼
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陳:我們還差賴清德、蔡英文、蘇貞昌......(扳手指),還有大概十萬人沒有狩獵到(舔刀子)。8964 copyright protection12PENANA8xG7MregG9 維尼
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呂:十萬人哪來的?你把青鳥也算進來了嗎?還有狩獵事怎麼回事!這發言有點太危險了吧。8964 copyright protection12PENANApqg2la0VmK 維尼
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陳:蛤!那要不要送你去醫院!8964 copyright protection12PENANA0Iu6BTQQUi 維尼
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呂:馬的!不是那個發炎啦!別在那邊給我鬧喔!8964 copyright protection12PENANA3vKdMvXmJ1 維尼
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呂:我的意思是!我們是第一次上台,結果連團體名都不好好取,就在那邊盜用人家名字,不好吧!8964 copyright protection12PENANAg6B4xyNJN9 維尼
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陳:盜用?(抖手笑)8964 copyright protection12PENANA0ceIYHpoyB 維尼
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呂:恩啊。8964 copyright protection12PENANAlIH5jUvVdJ 維尼
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陳:你說盜用?欸欸欸,他們名字是有專利嗎?呂秀蓮你是法盲嗎?8964 copyright protection12PENANAW5J0jxjHUF 維尼
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呂:是、是沒有啦。還有嚴格來說,人家是高學歷律師,才不是什麼法盲。8964 copyright protection12PENANAcSTDRY8u2g 維尼
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陳:那我問你,既然法律允許人重名,我不能叫陳水扁是不是?逆就不能叫呂秀蓮數不樹!8964 copyright protection12PENANAAORMor6jHu 維尼
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呂:欸?喔、欸?不、不樹!8964 copyright protection12PENANAYXg949rwOK 維尼
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陳:搜以啦,藍金拿立來家,丟喜欲來跨漫才,還有捯吼灣啊比啊,林宮丟母丟!8964 copyright protection12PENANAYxM9fEURtc 維尼
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觀眾:丟!!!8964 copyright protection12PENANAE6pvsyFhGz 維尼
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呂:丟什麼丟啊!丟臨老謀草罰嗨喔!你完全就只是想消費民進黨而已吧!別再給我在那邊裝傻喔!8964 copyright protection12PENANAgmHeGlfR1B 維尼
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陳:嘖。好啊,馬德。不裝啦。(不爽)8964 copyright protection12PENANAIhFVpxGacn 維尼
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呂:......好?欸?8964 copyright protection12PENANAQuJLRUTTq6 維尼
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陳:馬的一職在那邊炒,以為自己樹誰啊,幹林拿啊小屁眼孩......(碎碎念,抖腳、作勢抽菸、也抖抽菸的手)8964 copyright protection12PENANARstmrikQiy 維尼
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呂:完全聽得到耶,有夠兇的,到底怎麼回事。8964 copyright protection12PENANAPSGTUOPvk7 維尼
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呂:(在陳面前揮揮手,陳躲閃不去看呂)哈囉!嗨!先生!我們還在講你寫的爛梗喔!說說話!8964 copyright protection12PENANAuOSJIokL7z 維尼
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陳:嘖。(作勢丟掉菸,大力推開呂,走向呂,好像忘了什麼,很氣的走回去踩滅它。呂愣在原地。)8964 copyright protection12PENANAV60Sp9xXAQ 維尼
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陳:馬的。嘖。到底關你屁事啊。稿也不是你寫的、裝傻也不是你在裝、搞笑你又不好笑,到底在靠北三小拉!!!(走來走去,最後指著呂額頭罵)8964 copyright protection12PENANAYgWntfaaxi 維尼
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呂:喔喔喔、喔。對、對不起。8964 copyright protection12PENANA1v4iUnYajc 維尼
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陳:......嘖。(拖著腳走回去,彎腰撿地上的煙回來抽)8964 copyright protection12PENANAQHfhjgmDTM 維尼
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呂:欸?你還要抽喔?太窮了吧。話說,你今天,有點暴躁耶,手都氣抖了。8964 copyright protection12PENANAy5h3YaBXB9 維尼
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陳:本來就會抖啦!!!8964 copyright protection12PENANAmNiTZ213VD 維尼
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呂:喔、喔。好啦,啊不然這樣。你不是說很窮嗎?下次請你吃飯。8964 copyright protection12PENANAqvFYoJgsp7 維尼
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陳:......(繼續抖腳抽菸。)8964 copyright protection12PENANAPTlDBzXoVF 維尼
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呂:看電影?8964 copyright protection12PENANAZnC2FpxbEp 維尼
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陳:......8964 copyright protection12PENANAqZCV36YBLJ 維尼
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呂:網咖?8964 copyright protection12PENANAwRkXLUXexb 維尼
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陳:......8964 copyright protection12PENANApht0wgi3rm 維尼
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呂:......那不然......一起貪汙(挑眉)?8964 copyright protection12PENANADjpmAbD7xD 維尼
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陳:(方下手中的菸,翻白眼,一臉無奈)8964 copyright protection12PENANAiEIxkzXE43 維尼
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陳:(嘟嘴,看向呂)喔白癡喔~(小女生拍人手勢)8964 copyright protection12PENANA57lhZGPrnU 維尼
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陳:(左看右看,嘟嘴)喔優!白癡喔~(小女生拍人手勢)走啊走啊。8964 copyright protection12PENANAOHEquQZiAa 維尼
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呂:好啊!走起!8964 copyright protection12PENANAHPTT3GV5tk 維尼
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呂:就是這樣,所以我們要先走了,謝謝大家。8964 copyright protection12PENANAKpt39HHVv8 維尼
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陳(早就走到台下):白癡喔快點啦!8964 copyright protection12PENANAILPjxzJhUG 維尼
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呂:來了來了!(走下台)。8964 copyright protection12PENANAuaQiNCexiL 維尼
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(蹦!槍聲。)8964 copyright protection12PENANA7FGTLcONWg 維尼
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陳:啊啊啊啊啊!8964 copyright protection12PENANAzpF2eT51Iw 維尼
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呂:阿扁啊!!!!(大叫收尾)8964 copyright protection12PENANAXToJiFv5I0 維尼
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