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呂:不是啦!幹,剛剛的台詞你不覺得奇怪嗎?8964 copyright protection13PENANAgkURxOYSkA 維尼
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陳:......你覺得我窮很奇怪?8964 copyright protection13PENANA47SCNFI2vn 維尼
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呂:我不是那個意思!我是說,剛剛的開場白啦!我才不是甚麼呂秀蓮咧!8964 copyright protection13PENANA7v3qrkkh51 維尼
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陳:......那你剛剛幹嘛說你是呂秀蓮?欸?詐欺?8964 copyright protection13PENANAJLYpyG0hBT 維尼
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呂:不是不是不是,台詞是你寫的吧?8964 copyright protection13PENANAzfLEEubPcM 維尼
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陳:喔~是喔。欸嘿(敲頭裝可愛)8964 copyright protection13PENANAuw7A2davjj 維尼
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呂:嘔。8964 copyright protection13PENANAQKNxfuLIzJ 維尼
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陳:啊不是啊,你姓呂,我姓陳,啊不就民進黨?8964 copyright protection13PENANAp6u32fldYw 維尼
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呂:才不是這樣咧!民進黨又不是只有那兩個!8964 copyright protection13PENANAD9G87EOWZO 維尼
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陳:所以我才說,我們還沒有準備好嘛!8964 copyright protection13PENANAkvJykMHMch 維尼
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呂:準備什麼?(疑惑上下看)8964 copyright protection13PENANAlr70RohgXK 維尼
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陳:我們還差賴清德、蔡英文、蘇貞昌......(扳手指),還有大概十萬人沒有狩獵到(舔刀子)。8964 copyright protection13PENANACYDhTeAiOH 維尼
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呂:十萬人哪來的?你把青鳥也算進來了嗎?還有狩獵事怎麼回事!這發言有點太危險了吧。8964 copyright protection13PENANACnWLALDy1b 維尼
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陳:蛤!那要不要送你去醫院!8964 copyright protection13PENANAoHgSJSQznY 維尼
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呂:馬的!不是那個發炎啦!別在那邊給我鬧喔!8964 copyright protection13PENANA8CiA2tCFIQ 維尼
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呂:我的意思是!我們是第一次上台,結果連團體名都不好好取,就在那邊盜用人家名字,不好吧!8964 copyright protection13PENANAU7JFuUCeCM 維尼
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陳:盜用?(抖手笑)8964 copyright protection13PENANATHHhfoceYP 維尼
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呂:恩啊。8964 copyright protection13PENANA2RlwemFFkn 維尼
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陳:你說盜用?欸欸欸,他們名字是有專利嗎?呂秀蓮你是法盲嗎?8964 copyright protection13PENANA6Kw3895mg7 維尼
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呂:是、是沒有啦。還有嚴格來說,人家是高學歷律師,才不是什麼法盲。8964 copyright protection13PENANADYPp1yBV6C 維尼
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陳:那我問你,既然法律允許人重名,我不能叫陳水扁是不是?逆就不能叫呂秀蓮數不樹!8964 copyright protection13PENANA20JiPxwsrL 維尼
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呂:欸?喔、欸?不、不樹!8964 copyright protection13PENANAnZdX6OqoTH 維尼
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陳:搜以啦,藍金拿立來家,丟喜欲來跨漫才,還有捯吼灣啊比啊,林宮丟母丟!8964 copyright protection13PENANA6DBrv5LFTj 維尼
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觀眾:丟!!!8964 copyright protection13PENANAd0h3A8IlRi 維尼
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呂:丟什麼丟啊!丟臨老謀草罰嗨喔!你完全就只是想消費民進黨而已吧!別再給我在那邊裝傻喔!8964 copyright protection13PENANAXlQ4JhCaU7 維尼
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陳:嘖。好啊,馬德。不裝啦。(不爽)8964 copyright protection13PENANAbBPoAtBkLd 維尼
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呂:......好?欸?8964 copyright protection13PENANACmcv3OZe05 維尼
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陳:馬的一職在那邊炒,以為自己樹誰啊,幹林拿啊小屁眼孩......(碎碎念,抖腳、作勢抽菸、也抖抽菸的手)8964 copyright protection13PENANAZUQnKtSGJh 維尼
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呂:完全聽得到耶,有夠兇的,到底怎麼回事。8964 copyright protection13PENANA1mB2jfx2l4 維尼
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呂:(在陳面前揮揮手,陳躲閃不去看呂)哈囉!嗨!先生!我們還在講你寫的爛梗喔!說說話!8964 copyright protection13PENANAqJwhgw82ZC 維尼
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陳:嘖。(作勢丟掉菸,大力推開呂,走向呂,好像忘了什麼,很氣的走回去踩滅它。呂愣在原地。)8964 copyright protection13PENANAlCNMBJsMVa 維尼
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陳:馬的。嘖。到底關你屁事啊。稿也不是你寫的、裝傻也不是你在裝、搞笑你又不好笑,到底在靠北三小拉!!!(走來走去,最後指著呂額頭罵)8964 copyright protection13PENANABPHCDVcyVt 維尼
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呂:喔喔喔、喔。對、對不起。8964 copyright protection13PENANAQVW3YxTjP3 維尼
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陳:......嘖。(拖著腳走回去,彎腰撿地上的煙回來抽)8964 copyright protection13PENANAo5sSNWmuRm 維尼
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呂:欸?你還要抽喔?太窮了吧。話說,你今天,有點暴躁耶,手都氣抖了。8964 copyright protection13PENANAZ37LyusSZo 維尼
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陳:本來就會抖啦!!!8964 copyright protection13PENANAaerOOFIv8i 維尼
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呂:喔、喔。好啦,啊不然這樣。你不是說很窮嗎?下次請你吃飯。8964 copyright protection13PENANAliH3iqOimu 維尼
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陳:......(繼續抖腳抽菸。)8964 copyright protection13PENANAytjOwB1LdO 維尼
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呂:看電影?8964 copyright protection13PENANAyOcWK2vRON 維尼
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陳:......8964 copyright protection13PENANA7StP1gcmrq 維尼
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呂:網咖?8964 copyright protection13PENANAjUhsTF88Tj 維尼
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陳:......8964 copyright protection13PENANAldKc7U2kXz 維尼
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呂:......那不然......一起貪汙(挑眉)?8964 copyright protection13PENANAK7yoFlZv5y 維尼
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陳:(方下手中的菸,翻白眼,一臉無奈)8964 copyright protection13PENANAlAh9S4L3yO 維尼
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陳:(嘟嘴,看向呂)喔白癡喔~(小女生拍人手勢)8964 copyright protection13PENANAs2nmhH0aYC 維尼
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陳:(左看右看,嘟嘴)喔優!白癡喔~(小女生拍人手勢)走啊走啊。8964 copyright protection13PENANAxYxguh0iEH 維尼
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呂:好啊!走起!8964 copyright protection13PENANA1lwjoyxB4L 維尼
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呂:就是這樣,所以我們要先走了,謝謝大家。8964 copyright protection13PENANACVUgwDxPxo 維尼
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陳(早就走到台下):白癡喔快點啦!8964 copyright protection13PENANAHgut6j0xBt 維尼
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呂:來了來了!(走下台)。8964 copyright protection13PENANAMvRmLtrjh9 維尼
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陳:啊啊啊啊啊!8964 copyright protection13PENANAFxyGfo9Kg4 維尼
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呂:阿扁啊!!!!(大叫收尾)8964 copyright protection13PENANANmFWGUrC3D 維尼
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