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今天就在我要悠哉悠哉渡過空堂時光時,發生了一件令我永生難忘的事。17Please respect copyright.PENANAEroXFKS9Hk
在我斜前方有一對看起來氣氛很怪的情侶,充滿著暴風雨來前的寧靜,就當我這樣想時,那女主角就突然開罵了。17Please respect copyright.PENANAHJkwFaS9Mm
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「吳邪!你說,昨天跟你吃飯的那個女人是誰?」女主角怒氣沖沖的對著男朋友質問著,叫做吳邪的男主角不慌也不慌拿起手邊的叉子開始吃起剛剛送來的生菜沙拉。17Please respect copyright.PENANAsJpUFbwCIg
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「那我妹ˊ_>ˋ」男主角無視女主角的質問,繼續淡定的戳食著他的生菜沙拉,並拿起旁邊的醬包準備往下淋,女主角憤怒的奪走醬包將它甩在桌上。17Please respect copyright.PENANAntltFu5jfP
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男主角也沒說什麼,只是淡定的看了看女主角,將甩在桌上的醬包拿起來準備重新在淋,而女主角看男主角這麼無視自己,又把醬包搶過來甩回桌上「不准吃!你給我從實招來!!!」女主角大聲的說著,男主角淡定抬起頭,甩了一句「Mary,我餓。」趁女主角愣住時,拿回醬包開始吃起生菜沙拉,女主角沒辦法,只好默認他的行為,然後繼續開始大罵。17Please respect copyright.PENANAfH5NTXXbyf
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「那你說!那個女人到底是誰!!!」女主角指著男主角潑辣的問著,男主角還是繼續吃著他的生菜沙拉,女主角看不下去,搶過了男主角的叉子丟到了地上,男主角看著被丟在地上的叉子,也不說話,拿起旁邊的筷子繼續的吃了起來。17Please respect copyright.PENANArV3la4v9CI
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「吳邪你說話啊!你為什麼都不說話!!!」女主角用起來眼淚攻勢。17Please respect copyright.PENANAVYHUTviHQx
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「Mary,別哭」喊了喊女主角的名字後,吃完生菜沙拉的男主角,拿起刀子把總匯三明治切成了四分,拿起一份開始認真的吃著,完全不管女主角的眼淚攻勢。17Please respect copyright.PENANAFhC2xzuA2G
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看來這是一齣男友外遇卻被抓包的現場質問秀,不過男主角真有夠淡定,一直默默的吃著他的東西,偶爾回答一下女主角的問題。算了,別人家的家務事就不多八卦了,該去上課了。17Please respect copyright.PENANArUSboae4Qd
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剛剛離去的A生真的太可惜了,錯過了這分手戲,前頭就只是小小的娛樂我們這些觀眾而已,真正精彩的事可在後頭呢~目擊了這場單方面驚心動魄的分手擂台,也見證了一場兄弟間的不明情誼(?)。17Please respect copyright.PENANAYE4maoyovc
(以下男女主角直接帶入名字)17Please respect copyright.PENANAD48yCJ4Ft0
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吳邪因為拿著總匯,所以完全沒有伸手幫忙抽面紙安慰Mary,依舊淡定的吃著。然後Mary大概哭了五分鐘左右吧,又重新開始逼供:「你說啊!昨天跟你去吃飯的那個女人到底是誰!」17Please respect copyright.PENANApgdcOG1U5k
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「是我妹ˊ_>ˋ」吳邪一號表情沒變,依然惜字如金的繼續嚼著自己的總匯三明治。17Please respect copyright.PENANAQU3ngVgxk9
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「我不相信!!!!」Mary發出了穿人耳膜的叫聲,然後開始用令在場所有人皺眉的尖銳嗓音大聲哭喊:「最好是你妹!!你騙我是天真無知的蠢小孩嗎?!哪家的兄妹會在街上手挽手親暱談笑的逛街一起吃飯?!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANAiYFc6vlyJV
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「真的是我妹……..」吳邪平淡的對視著歇斯底里的Mary說著,可能是吳邪淡定的態度讓Mary再度抓狂17Please respect copyright.PENANAXwhS3sqgmq
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「我不相信!!!!!!!!!!!」江湖上失傳已久的魔音傳腦功再度親臨現場,臨近幾桌的觀眾都被震得頭昏腦脹,只有吳邪依舊淡定的嚼著他的總匯三明治,在下好生佩服這般淡定力。17Please respect copyright.PENANAyPM6G9rJJX
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「我不相信我不相信我不相信!!!!!我是不會相信你的,吳邪你最好老實交代清楚你們到底是什麼關係!!!不然老娘不會放過你的!!!」Mary不顧形象的拋出威脅,繼續哭喊潑灑著,希望能引起依然淡定吃東西的吳邪注意。17Please respect copyright.PENANAvJJnDD1WiL
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就這樣Mary一就一直哭叫哭叫哭叫,吳邪依舊淡定的吃喝吃喝吃喝。17Please respect copyright.PENANA8uet624wbF
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在裡頭Mary一直穿插著「那女人到底是誰!?」「吳邪什麼都不說話?」「吳邪,你是不是不要我、不愛我了?」「為了那女人你要跟我分手!?」「你這樣對的起我嗎?」OOXX@#$%^&*~ 一直吳邪吳邪的吼,身為觀眾的我也覺得妳這女友好激煩。17Please respect copyright.PENANARIN9s1jtez
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只能說明名為吳邪的男主角真的很厲害,我第一次看到如此淡定到出神入化的人,完全不為外界事物所動搖,就算有人在他旁邊一直哭叫著自個的名字,還是繼續專心做他要做的事,淡定一哥啊!17Please respect copyright.PENANAN3DsCmLpH1
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就在Mary一直跳針無意義的問句間,吳邪已經吃完四小份的總匯,無視Mary鬼哭狼嚎,淡定的擦擦嘴,問了句妳要喝綠茶嗎?17Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1uvv2S87H
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但看在Mary還是繼續沉浸在自個的世界裡,也沒說什麼起身晃到了櫃檯點了杯綠茶,拿了一盤的小麵包回來,挑了個小牛角麵包推到Mary面前,這時Mary跳針問到「你跟那女人到底是什麼關係!!!給我從實招來!!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANAF1kK8VF8W0
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「兄妹關係…..ˊ_>ˋ」吳邪微微的頓了頓身子就推著麵包的姿勢說,說完立刻這回位子啃起小麵包。17Please respect copyright.PENANAM2N1KhGbdW
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「我不相信!!!你們男人都說謊!明明就偷吃還不承認!是你妹,妹個屁!!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANA6qILo3c5KT
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恩….Mary你可以鎮定點嗎?我都不知女人吃醋發起瘋來,這麼可怕,完全不可理喻、出口成髒…嚇死爺了..這樣爺以後哪敢交女朋友,若遇到和Mary一樣的,爺啟不是死無葬身之地,看來以後交男友好了,至少比較理性。(B生 你錯摟~雖然男人理性,但還有獸性存在歐 ˊvˋ)17Please respect copyright.PENANAvkKmxRrPF4
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「我沒有偷吃」吳邪嚼嚼嚼,將口中的麵包吞了下次後,又補了一句「還有,我妹不是屁」又拿起下一個繼續吃。17Please respect copyright.PENANAMhYEKt8OJl
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「呼呼呼!!!」Mary瞪大著充滿血絲的眼喘著大氣看著淡定吃麵包的吳邪。17Please respect copyright.PENANAbDq4V2vaew
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糟糕,看來剛剛那句話刺斷了Mary的神經,風暴要來了!!!!((抖 可是,男主角 吳邪卻還是淡定的喝著綠茶ˊ_>ˋ 真得是純爺們!17Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1rUK0TfSX
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「你、你、你.....怎麼可以這樣!!!偷吃的人卻還要給我提分手!!!不要臉不要臉不要臉!!!」Marry放聲哭叫著,在喊到不要臉時,激動的拿起吳邪給他的牛角麵包當做兇器丟向吳邪,吳邪只是微微閃身就躲過了麵包攻擊,Mary看沒攻擊到心生不滿,一臉鼻涕淚的抓起桌上的叉子就要丟過去。17Please respect copyright.PENANA1Cm3lXmq2d
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「Mary,冷靜點」吳邪被迫出口相勸,閃光似的奪過兇器淡定的說。抽了張衛生紙遞給Mary「不要哭了」給完後,雙手交疊看著Mary擤鼻涕。17Please respect copyright.PENANA76GvYHlJXr
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「冷靜你妹、不哭你妹,你這負心漢啊啊啊啊」淚水鼻涕洶湧而出,指著吳邪的鼻子破口大罵「你這偷吃的負心漢,負心漢負心漢負心漢((跳針」17Please respect copyright.PENANAVN7X4eZlsD
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「我沒有偷吃,他是我妹」淡定的面具微微驟起眉頭,一字一句的說。17Please respect copyright.PENANARLCu3ePuC6
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「你騙人你騙人你騙人,我不相信我不相信我不相信,我到底哪裡比不上那女人,你要這樣對不起我------」17Please respect copyright.PENANA6yi1n89BGd
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「他是我妹=’’=」17Please respect copyright.PENANAV5cZxejlm7
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「到底是天妒我顏,才派這女人來糟蹋我,為什麼這麼對我,說阿說阿說阿說阿,你說阿~~~」17Please respect copyright.PENANAGrJkXS893e
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「前兩天,我們原本約一起吃宵夜,妳說妳生理期來想回家休息,之後沒回家卻跑去夜店」17Please respect copyright.PENANAYScl8fD47h
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Mary沒想到吳邪會這麼回她,眼神閃爍了一下,挺起身大聲回「這件事和我們分手有麼關係!明明就是你偷吃在先,你還想誣賴我!吳邪,我到底哪裡對不起你,你要這樣欺負我!!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANAegquEk93ae
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「我沒有偷吃,她是我妹」吳邪微微的嘆氣,將手中的綠茶喝完,在Mary要發作前比了安靜的手勢。17Please respect copyright.PENANAu1ebGdlxyj
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「Mary,我想好好和妳談分手,把事情好好說清楚,好聚好散。所以妳冷靜點,好嗎?」17Please respect copyright.PENANAJSkrZ3HDmh
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男主角真的很可憐,遇上了這個完全不聽又強詞奪裡的主,吳邪今天說最多的話是:我沒偷吃或她是我妹。ˊ_>ˋ 17Please respect copyright.PENANAvzxQFwaXxh
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「哼,冷靜。好啊!那就談,看是誰對不起誰,想好聚好散,沒門!」17Please respect copyright.PENANA6pvDKhWkn6
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幹!這女主角也太G8了吧!有沒有這麼欠人揍?吳邪我雖然和你不熟,但我只能說,你心胸寬廣跟宇宙一樣無邊無際,情形都這樣了,你還能淡定的和她談下去,若是老子早就翻桌把她揍的爹媽都不識了。17Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3fWMrQoeF
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原來真的是吳邪學長!學長可是出名的好脾氣又可愛♥(C生你怎麼突然花癡了?)17Please respect copyright.PENANAsG0Z3yzhMi
當初有聽說他交女朋友了,很多人都不相信,那麼可愛又完美的學長怎麼可能死會了!!!17Please respect copyright.PENANAvfLcIZ3Sxn
但今天見識到學長傳說中的女朋友時,真是嚇傻許多目擊者!(剛好很多認識吳邪學長的同學在裡吃飯)17Please respect copyright.PENANAPSP0mWKKl0
學長你快跟這瘋女人分手啊!!! 大家都在等當你下一任女友/男友!17Please respect copyright.PENANAqBCVbhukKt
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學長,我就說不要和那女的在一起,你就不聽!她在你面前裝的溫馴又楚楚可憐的,17Please respect copyright.PENANAkKQfQtxKpl
在其他人面前恰的跟什麼一樣!還老是去勾搭其他男人又拋媚眼又撒嬌的!快分快分快分!17Please respect copyright.PENANA9g1h4mhgIQ
不想讓這女的在來宿舍視姦我們了!還老是調戲我 嗚嗚嗚~(萌萌乖)17Please respect copyright.PENANAy4m2U6Vllf
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在談之前,吳邪又晃到櫃台前又點了杯綠茶,但這次好像是熱的,不知是什麼茶,淡淡的茶香味傳了過來,讓人覺得精神為之放鬆。17Please respect copyright.PENANA67FypzZopf
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「前兩天,妳去夜店,有人看到了」淡定的使用直述語氣。17Please respect copyright.PENANA4EDaq1Qku0
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「哼!是又怎樣,是我朋友約我,說要紓解我的不舒服,不好意思推拒朋友的好意,我才去的」臉上的妝都哭花了,Mary拿起化妝用具邊補妝一邊強詞奪理的回答。17Please respect copyright.PENANA81OcGMdDKa
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真是句 ’’紓解不舒服,不好意思推拒朋友的好意’’才去夜店,女主角你的理由可以在唬爛一點沒關係。男主角你不要那麼淡定,快反擊她阿~~~17Please respect copyright.PENANA4sDuEi7fBm
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「那妳是不是有別的男人電話」淡定問17Please respect copyright.PENANAe4DjcwyKxR
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「我、我才沒有,你不要聽人胡說八道!」慌亂的解釋17Please respect copyright.PENANAqkh2eHjZxv
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「妳是不是喜歡上那個男生」17Please respect copyright.PENANAuWCm4qN9k7
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「沒、沒有!我根本沒有給別人電話,哪會喜歡上什麼人!你不要誣賴我!!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANATP9zJVykvd
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吳邪淡漠看著面前的Mary,嘆了口氣「既然妳不想談,我也沒什麼好說的,還是分手一詞」作勢要起身離去。17Please respect copyright.PENANAQkL91Bsd0P
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「吳邪,不要不要不要,你不要走Q口Q 我說,我都說,所不要分手好不好,好不好」看到要離去的吳邪,Mary一整個慌了,吳邪事真的要分手,不是說笑。不要,我不要分手!!!拉住吳邪的手,不讓他離去。17Please respect copyright.PENANAWJNp2pHgVU
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「好,我不走」淡定的拉開Mary的手,坐回原位。17Please respect copyright.PENANAtFC1nfrRzA
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「我是有給,是那個男生一直纏著我,我才不得不給,不是我的錯,都怪那個男的。吳邪不要分手好不好~~」把責任都推給別人,真賤!想也知道一定是你這女人去倒貼那個男人,有男人倒貼妳?我屁!17Please respect copyright.PENANAUngvJGw1c7
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「妳不要再騙我了」吳邪深深的皺起眉頭,喝了口熱茶說著。奇怪,剛剛怎麼好像有股怒氣散發出來,卻突然又不見了,是我的錯覺嗎?((摸摸頭17Please respect copyright.PENANADqIw3MGVbh
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「我沒有偷吃」吳邪嚼嚼嚼,將口中的麵包吞了下次後,又補了一句「我是正大光明的吃」又拿起下一個繼續吃。17Please respect copyright.PENANA8px3X3UTfm
「呼呼呼!!!」Mary瞪大著充滿血絲的眼喘著大氣看著淡定吃麵包的吳邪,「還我麵包!!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANAawjesktnD1
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對不起,我知道冷場了(逃)17Please respect copyright.PENANAxschAWiaeM
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這部是好幾年前的文(2~3年?) 自己重看都覺得羞恥阿((掩面+逃走17Please respect copyright.PENANADTnlqC2aUy
原是不想放出來嚇人ˊ,但想說今年的吳邪生賀 淡定邪都出來串場17Please respect copyright.PENANA1JsjnBLpmH
就還是放出來好了wwwww 希望喜歡阿 不喜歡就去看其他大大的文洗洗眼吧QAQQ
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今天就在我要悠哉悠哉渡過空堂時光時,發生了一件令我永生難忘的事。17Please respect copyright.PENANAEroXFKS9Hk
在我斜前方有一對看起來氣氛很怪的情侶,充滿著暴風雨來前的寧靜,就當我這樣想時,那女主角就突然開罵了。17Please respect copyright.PENANAHJkwFaS9Mm
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「吳邪!你說,昨天跟你吃飯的那個女人是誰?」女主角怒氣沖沖的對著男朋友質問著,叫做吳邪的男主角不慌也不慌拿起手邊的叉子開始吃起剛剛送來的生菜沙拉。17Please respect copyright.PENANAsJpUFbwCIg
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「那我妹ˊ_>ˋ」男主角無視女主角的質問,繼續淡定的戳食著他的生菜沙拉,並拿起旁邊的醬包準備往下淋,女主角憤怒的奪走醬包將它甩在桌上。17Please respect copyright.PENANAntltFu5jfP
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男主角也沒說什麼,只是淡定的看了看女主角,將甩在桌上的醬包拿起來準備重新在淋,而女主角看男主角這麼無視自己,又把醬包搶過來甩回桌上「不准吃!你給我從實招來!!!」女主角大聲的說著,男主角淡定抬起頭,甩了一句「Mary,我餓。」趁女主角愣住時,拿回醬包開始吃起生菜沙拉,女主角沒辦法,只好默認他的行為,然後繼續開始大罵。17Please respect copyright.PENANAfH5NTXXbyf
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「那你說!那個女人到底是誰!!!」女主角指著男主角潑辣的問著,男主角還是繼續吃著他的生菜沙拉,女主角看不下去,搶過了男主角的叉子丟到了地上,男主角看著被丟在地上的叉子,也不說話,拿起旁邊的筷子繼續的吃了起來。17Please respect copyright.PENANArV3la4v9CI
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「吳邪你說話啊!你為什麼都不說話!!!」女主角用起來眼淚攻勢。17Please respect copyright.PENANAVYHUTviHQx
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「Mary,別哭」喊了喊女主角的名字後,吃完生菜沙拉的男主角,拿起刀子把總匯三明治切成了四分,拿起一份開始認真的吃著,完全不管女主角的眼淚攻勢。17Please respect copyright.PENANAFhC2xzuA2G
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看來這是一齣男友外遇卻被抓包的現場質問秀,不過男主角真有夠淡定,一直默默的吃著他的東西,偶爾回答一下女主角的問題。算了,別人家的家務事就不多八卦了,該去上課了。17Please respect copyright.PENANArUSboae4Qd
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剛剛離去的A生真的太可惜了,錯過了這分手戲,前頭就只是小小的娛樂我們這些觀眾而已,真正精彩的事可在後頭呢~目擊了這場單方面驚心動魄的分手擂台,也見證了一場兄弟間的不明情誼(?)。17Please respect copyright.PENANAYE4maoyovc
(以下男女主角直接帶入名字)17Please respect copyright.PENANAD48yCJ4Ft0
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吳邪因為拿著總匯,所以完全沒有伸手幫忙抽面紙安慰Mary,依舊淡定的吃著。然後Mary大概哭了五分鐘左右吧,又重新開始逼供:「你說啊!昨天跟你去吃飯的那個女人到底是誰!」17Please respect copyright.PENANApgdcOG1U5k
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「是我妹ˊ_>ˋ」吳邪一號表情沒變,依然惜字如金的繼續嚼著自己的總匯三明治。17Please respect copyright.PENANAQU3ngVgxk9
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「我不相信!!!!」Mary發出了穿人耳膜的叫聲,然後開始用令在場所有人皺眉的尖銳嗓音大聲哭喊:「最好是你妹!!你騙我是天真無知的蠢小孩嗎?!哪家的兄妹會在街上手挽手親暱談笑的逛街一起吃飯?!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANAiYFc6vlyJV
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「真的是我妹……..」吳邪平淡的對視著歇斯底里的Mary說著,可能是吳邪淡定的態度讓Mary再度抓狂17Please respect copyright.PENANAXwhS3sqgmq
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「我不相信!!!!!!!!!!!」江湖上失傳已久的魔音傳腦功再度親臨現場,臨近幾桌的觀眾都被震得頭昏腦脹,只有吳邪依舊淡定的嚼著他的總匯三明治,在下好生佩服這般淡定力。17Please respect copyright.PENANAyPM6G9rJJX
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「我不相信我不相信我不相信!!!!!我是不會相信你的,吳邪你最好老實交代清楚你們到底是什麼關係!!!不然老娘不會放過你的!!!」Mary不顧形象的拋出威脅,繼續哭喊潑灑著,希望能引起依然淡定吃東西的吳邪注意。17Please respect copyright.PENANAvJJnDD1WiL
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就這樣Mary一就一直哭叫哭叫哭叫,吳邪依舊淡定的吃喝吃喝吃喝。17Please respect copyright.PENANA8uet624wbF
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在裡頭Mary一直穿插著「那女人到底是誰!?」「吳邪什麼都不說話?」「吳邪,你是不是不要我、不愛我了?」「為了那女人你要跟我分手!?」「你這樣對的起我嗎?」OOXX@#$%^&*~ 一直吳邪吳邪的吼,身為觀眾的我也覺得妳這女友好激煩。17Please respect copyright.PENANARIN9s1jtez
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只能說明名為吳邪的男主角真的很厲害,我第一次看到如此淡定到出神入化的人,完全不為外界事物所動搖,就算有人在他旁邊一直哭叫著自個的名字,還是繼續專心做他要做的事,淡定一哥啊!17Please respect copyright.PENANAN3DsCmLpH1
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就在Mary一直跳針無意義的問句間,吳邪已經吃完四小份的總匯,無視Mary鬼哭狼嚎,淡定的擦擦嘴,問了句妳要喝綠茶嗎?17Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1uvv2S87H
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但看在Mary還是繼續沉浸在自個的世界裡,也沒說什麼起身晃到了櫃檯點了杯綠茶,拿了一盤的小麵包回來,挑了個小牛角麵包推到Mary面前,這時Mary跳針問到「你跟那女人到底是什麼關係!!!給我從實招來!!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANAF1kK8VF8W0
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「兄妹關係…..ˊ_>ˋ」吳邪微微的頓了頓身子就推著麵包的姿勢說,說完立刻這回位子啃起小麵包。17Please respect copyright.PENANAM2N1KhGbdW
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「我不相信!!!你們男人都說謊!明明就偷吃還不承認!是你妹,妹個屁!!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANA6qILo3c5KT
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恩….Mary你可以鎮定點嗎?我都不知女人吃醋發起瘋來,這麼可怕,完全不可理喻、出口成髒…嚇死爺了..這樣爺以後哪敢交女朋友,若遇到和Mary一樣的,爺啟不是死無葬身之地,看來以後交男友好了,至少比較理性。(B生 你錯摟~雖然男人理性,但還有獸性存在歐 ˊvˋ)17Please respect copyright.PENANAvkKmxRrPF4
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「我沒有偷吃」吳邪嚼嚼嚼,將口中的麵包吞了下次後,又補了一句「還有,我妹不是屁」又拿起下一個繼續吃。17Please respect copyright.PENANAMhYEKt8OJl
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「呼呼呼!!!」Mary瞪大著充滿血絲的眼喘著大氣看著淡定吃麵包的吳邪。17Please respect copyright.PENANAbDq4V2vaew
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糟糕,看來剛剛那句話刺斷了Mary的神經,風暴要來了!!!!((抖 可是,男主角 吳邪卻還是淡定的喝著綠茶ˊ_>ˋ 真得是純爺們!17Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1rUK0TfSX
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「你、你、你.....怎麼可以這樣!!!偷吃的人卻還要給我提分手!!!不要臉不要臉不要臉!!!」Marry放聲哭叫著,在喊到不要臉時,激動的拿起吳邪給他的牛角麵包當做兇器丟向吳邪,吳邪只是微微閃身就躲過了麵包攻擊,Mary看沒攻擊到心生不滿,一臉鼻涕淚的抓起桌上的叉子就要丟過去。17Please respect copyright.PENANA1Cm3lXmq2d
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「Mary,冷靜點」吳邪被迫出口相勸,閃光似的奪過兇器淡定的說。抽了張衛生紙遞給Mary「不要哭了」給完後,雙手交疊看著Mary擤鼻涕。17Please respect copyright.PENANA76GvYHlJXr
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「冷靜你妹、不哭你妹,你這負心漢啊啊啊啊」淚水鼻涕洶湧而出,指著吳邪的鼻子破口大罵「你這偷吃的負心漢,負心漢負心漢負心漢((跳針」17Please respect copyright.PENANAVN7X4eZlsD
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「我沒有偷吃,他是我妹」淡定的面具微微驟起眉頭,一字一句的說。17Please respect copyright.PENANARLCu3ePuC6
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「你騙人你騙人你騙人,我不相信我不相信我不相信,我到底哪裡比不上那女人,你要這樣對不起我------」17Please respect copyright.PENANA6yi1n89BGd
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「他是我妹=’’=」17Please respect copyright.PENANAV5cZxejlm7
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「到底是天妒我顏,才派這女人來糟蹋我,為什麼這麼對我,說阿說阿說阿說阿,你說阿~~~」17Please respect copyright.PENANAGrJkXS893e
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「前兩天,我們原本約一起吃宵夜,妳說妳生理期來想回家休息,之後沒回家卻跑去夜店」17Please respect copyright.PENANAYScl8fD47h
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Mary沒想到吳邪會這麼回她,眼神閃爍了一下,挺起身大聲回「這件事和我們分手有麼關係!明明就是你偷吃在先,你還想誣賴我!吳邪,我到底哪裡對不起你,你要這樣欺負我!!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANAegquEk93ae
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「我沒有偷吃,她是我妹」吳邪微微的嘆氣,將手中的綠茶喝完,在Mary要發作前比了安靜的手勢。17Please respect copyright.PENANAu1ebGdlxyj
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「Mary,我想好好和妳談分手,把事情好好說清楚,好聚好散。所以妳冷靜點,好嗎?」17Please respect copyright.PENANAJSkrZ3HDmh
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男主角真的很可憐,遇上了這個完全不聽又強詞奪裡的主,吳邪今天說最多的話是:我沒偷吃或她是我妹。ˊ_>ˋ 17Please respect copyright.PENANAvzxQFwaXxh
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「哼,冷靜。好啊!那就談,看是誰對不起誰,想好聚好散,沒門!」17Please respect copyright.PENANA6pvDKhWkn6
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幹!這女主角也太G8了吧!有沒有這麼欠人揍?吳邪我雖然和你不熟,但我只能說,你心胸寬廣跟宇宙一樣無邊無際,情形都這樣了,你還能淡定的和她談下去,若是老子早就翻桌把她揍的爹媽都不識了。17Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3fWMrQoeF
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原來真的是吳邪學長!學長可是出名的好脾氣又可愛♥(C生你怎麼突然花癡了?)17Please respect copyright.PENANAsG0Z3yzhMi
當初有聽說他交女朋友了,很多人都不相信,那麼可愛又完美的學長怎麼可能死會了!!!17Please respect copyright.PENANAvfLcIZ3Sxn
但今天見識到學長傳說中的女朋友時,真是嚇傻許多目擊者!(剛好很多認識吳邪學長的同學在裡吃飯)17Please respect copyright.PENANAPSP0mWKKl0
學長你快跟這瘋女人分手啊!!! 大家都在等當你下一任女友/男友!17Please respect copyright.PENANAqBCVbhukKt
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學長,我就說不要和那女的在一起,你就不聽!她在你面前裝的溫馴又楚楚可憐的,17Please respect copyright.PENANAkKQfQtxKpl
在其他人面前恰的跟什麼一樣!還老是去勾搭其他男人又拋媚眼又撒嬌的!快分快分快分!17Please respect copyright.PENANA9g1h4mhgIQ
不想讓這女的在來宿舍視姦我們了!還老是調戲我 嗚嗚嗚~(萌萌乖)17Please respect copyright.PENANAy4m2U6Vllf
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在談之前,吳邪又晃到櫃台前又點了杯綠茶,但這次好像是熱的,不知是什麼茶,淡淡的茶香味傳了過來,讓人覺得精神為之放鬆。17Please respect copyright.PENANA67FypzZopf
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「前兩天,妳去夜店,有人看到了」淡定的使用直述語氣。17Please respect copyright.PENANA4EDaq1Qku0
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「哼!是又怎樣,是我朋友約我,說要紓解我的不舒服,不好意思推拒朋友的好意,我才去的」臉上的妝都哭花了,Mary拿起化妝用具邊補妝一邊強詞奪理的回答。17Please respect copyright.PENANA81OcGMdDKa
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真是句 ’’紓解不舒服,不好意思推拒朋友的好意’’才去夜店,女主角你的理由可以在唬爛一點沒關係。男主角你不要那麼淡定,快反擊她阿~~~17Please respect copyright.PENANA4sDuEi7fBm
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「那妳是不是有別的男人電話」淡定問17Please respect copyright.PENANAe4DjcwyKxR
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「我、我才沒有,你不要聽人胡說八道!」慌亂的解釋17Please respect copyright.PENANAqkh2eHjZxv
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「妳是不是喜歡上那個男生」17Please respect copyright.PENANAuWCm4qN9k7
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「沒、沒有!我根本沒有給別人電話,哪會喜歡上什麼人!你不要誣賴我!!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANATP9zJVykvd
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吳邪淡漠看著面前的Mary,嘆了口氣「既然妳不想談,我也沒什麼好說的,還是分手一詞」作勢要起身離去。17Please respect copyright.PENANAQkL91Bsd0P
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「吳邪,不要不要不要,你不要走Q口Q 我說,我都說,所不要分手好不好,好不好」看到要離去的吳邪,Mary一整個慌了,吳邪事真的要分手,不是說笑。不要,我不要分手!!!拉住吳邪的手,不讓他離去。17Please respect copyright.PENANAWJNp2pHgVU
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「好,我不走」淡定的拉開Mary的手,坐回原位。17Please respect copyright.PENANAtFC1nfrRzA
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「我是有給,是那個男生一直纏著我,我才不得不給,不是我的錯,都怪那個男的。吳邪不要分手好不好~~」把責任都推給別人,真賤!想也知道一定是你這女人去倒貼那個男人,有男人倒貼妳?我屁!17Please respect copyright.PENANAUngvJGw1c7
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「妳不要再騙我了」吳邪深深的皺起眉頭,喝了口熱茶說著。奇怪,剛剛怎麼好像有股怒氣散發出來,卻突然又不見了,是我的錯覺嗎?((摸摸頭17Please respect copyright.PENANADqIw3MGVbh
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「我沒有偷吃」吳邪嚼嚼嚼,將口中的麵包吞了下次後,又補了一句「我是正大光明的吃」又拿起下一個繼續吃。17Please respect copyright.PENANA8px3X3UTfm
「呼呼呼!!!」Mary瞪大著充滿血絲的眼喘著大氣看著淡定吃麵包的吳邪,「還我麵包!!!」17Please respect copyright.PENANAawjesktnD1
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對不起,我知道冷場了(逃)17Please respect copyright.PENANAxschAWiaeM
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未完待續17Please respect copyright.PENANAB359OsRhvw
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這部是好幾年前的文(2~3年?) 自己重看都覺得羞恥阿((掩面+逃走17Please respect copyright.PENANADTnlqC2aUy
原是不想放出來嚇人ˊ,但想說今年的吳邪生賀 淡定邪都出來串場17Please respect copyright.PENANA1JsjnBLpmH
就還是放出來好了wwwww 希望喜歡阿 不喜歡就去看其他大大的文洗洗眼吧QAQQ