【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyru0xzGBAv
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoqFo9ehQw
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2M5Yco6io
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU4bhji5Ga
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY16C1Iueug
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFA04HIH49
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jO93L7jzr
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeX5maMhMy
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQb70KAUxe2
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfIUwmPgKa
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfCnltIfsC
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都快大學畢業了還小？511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3lQgqD442
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzO4OlPvem1
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0TQkGBxRU
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席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0e2d8fIsp
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——分手收場！湊CP失敗！511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWg4rlLWEc
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYMVE30Mv3
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【艾登x凌小兔】511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyMECQAiQF
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「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDwujwg6Tj
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt6QwlygNc
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULnYMTBXIU
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyBzQAzUSK
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5urqTPjA89
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小兔QAQ511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6ScZ19vpY
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAjeQTaWki
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBilm0vbN21
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOwxXbq8YY
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結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6fzDkTowl
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【艾登x泰特斯】511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVFbcKkqjX
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP9XTFfIjS
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艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hSuBYqYdN
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泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92XfoEt3Bx
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艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcDPX46mhp
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泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZHccKd2oh
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艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIe0CeBHBR
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泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWxfJejj0K
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艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pdKkZZ8Ob
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兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarEuaOdJBM
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「泰——我愛你！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs2avfTM1X
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艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj3joYITLe
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtHKohxtPs
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泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTP4Udbq8MO
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「……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4raYpJpTNo
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGDrhwCvsB
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwYuiiCeP1
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【付墨x貝兒】511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1q4KctCPBH
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogShfNid6x
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貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLGs7FORPL
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPM1YyIPqS
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ8At05mmS
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「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3drsNxLs7q
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAudhGGsQYF
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隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1zRdPpgOv
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貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17TTdZzTiE
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付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1WXInKlCc
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZHAqcI5pY
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囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hOGF8Rrg1
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付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8v1NUgwumK
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貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rHC3sZrIK
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付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyazIxvNZ8
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貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4GKUkQLNB
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn1FzisZaI
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8KQuGWype
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「……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEjloELnaB
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYR6PEKCPu2
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付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOfO6GtkUB
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貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKNwJDff7C
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付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2sSLaXtkV
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貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkR3fE8EmC
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傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqhiV59GeY
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付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYVussqMLW
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「我哥說……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDZPzbufmX
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付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIpHF5j0on
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於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OSNOuytZh
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「……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHGZsVehrW
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——結局同一（抹臉511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsJyiv0XdG
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWhWYPmO4n
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【艾登x貝兒】511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQnhWMyY5k
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「小貝兒——」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2DgJwwAOj
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某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zRDEP9D6z
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「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa7V9BFdWa
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrefcmDcuzF
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於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcmGTDE8st
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「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oYVvwlw4M
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「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVvUB2M8YL
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXBBMgHQxE
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oBVBZEHu4
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艾登：「……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnP1imI6uM
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrz1FsGkoy
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrCGaw2mKb
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YcZah0BK4
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgaV9CMKS5
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVvFBrWuA6
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艾登：「……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDiW7QKMuB
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8rtDSqu6v
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXItAn8Fxi
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxnnyEPIa9
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtm3KzCcnF3
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOQDYOyx8e
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艾登：「……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDAf4U3cLw
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoND93uIxJ7
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx01hAMN1NH
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey7fPRcddc
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJjj5GvC81
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswGixtLd0p
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGh9JbbcFKS
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41G8mLICZl
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艾登：「……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGQsJCkHK1
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUebZafkWms
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWsPn6Cc5u
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【艾登x汪一全】511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo81yrUCIT3
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn5b25mOZi
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiksIFyOIVN
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo6xLKoHEF
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlL0YQbp9Qv
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全叔氣絕。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mzkAedVvV
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kBmrtBeb5
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO79J0pflro
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【席倫x貝兒】511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7HuBuNRDK
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuL3K5RNE2G
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倫：「……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLBkqveXh2
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貝：「……」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hfqkky5Zl
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCb5Lc17NDY
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczSWE0kV06
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc3Ef2FhWo
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDomXoMNKo
下次來玩玩靈能組的大風吹吧～ＡＷＡ（準備被釘孤支＃511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyxtHt0L9M
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