1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5zePMN3Yh
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漂流：又迷路了吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnhuKXZKIT
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcUDaeImZ3
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUkmJiNz91
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRGNxaPL0M
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zhbvad3gc
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgsOKH7AIr
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJhH4ZTXAX
御天：QAQ44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhReBjJiWO
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bsgLdGdy9
左手&右手一齐点头。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNQNTGvWZN
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGxefnjNWV
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQXpEvgdZT
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNWujxEsXf
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijRThjk2Ml
小雷：好~44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6XSScwXHA
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKhh4yOcCm
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfQ0HhtqFQ
御天：擦！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtzcahQU0q
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUtLRUCneJ
战无伤：擦！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLqjRMCeM0
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxKwuDMyAr
众人：擦！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPwVTwvaYC
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevPtwkK7EN
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwihabV1Nr
战无伤&御天：我也……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvyxuxCXAn
剑鬼笑而不语。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYMoSViGvK
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86JDZrhn9A
众人：擦！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCdmfxqZSY
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PNjoKlEhD
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVslUukHyX5
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPFmKhTPdo
众人：切~44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2RhLG8WDs
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAY3scZOyR
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLYEphSwQ7
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAxoWvOBdm
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrsQzH5a7P
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o1vDK2esr
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH0ewBjEY8
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtRbvS3dky
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZnRCAONgh
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxwTe7bgIl
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Vd3KmU23k
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMJ11lCWCl
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgkGCxGPsN
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkn4ZVoHk8D
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Am1HwPbAt
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3、和漂流一起做任务。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGNTwIOPBU
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEeV3iWZ4t
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz8yD5B4BF
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWQLzxdQQh
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmtAwVhfwW
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfSK7mX0RN
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvtmPmqJ3W
千里：嘿嘿。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFsxqbYgBD
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkMDjsIX3n
千里&剑鬼：好。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCuM1APssB
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ajaMXHIQ0
佑哥：包在我身上了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNNeTbD0Zh
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvAHO2pi14
御天：我，我。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEZlJHFdNa
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiw5ZFAAaMc
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHm1hbFfbaK
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7p1PvrivJ
御天：……QAQ44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3RmGtyA5P
公子：好了，那就出发吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprvORfS7Xx
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA00yhLNl0r
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8kg3Xjzob
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs8DHyw2fx
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJqDVmHdhs
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjfc6BgE5p
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWUGTo6DSo
御天：……QAQ44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lsCbnOrin
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJHNH4i5Zz
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYV8HG0Ldr
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1CtKAEbdp
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDeaS50C9e
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSQVVKAmq7
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHDFbv4l9D
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqawXluSUq
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktKC7dxn79
御天：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU3Q3Zqx3z
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0pxWqqA9f
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZgDpCoeBm
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB7EdmR13B
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY6QvnibMQ
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEV1fj5aSDR
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhHah3jWia
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EwgYlFvJ3
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbobr7t6z3
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahJqLcCLzp
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoV3wYPzQw
（佣兵团频道内）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfandQfpGN
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxQXv2A684
众人：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM0xKVFBUZ
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiJfxaxWPY
千里：就是。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpICmNfOF98
众人：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWq5yi3ktS
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuVo6vv7eU
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvetYl7R6ZF
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgqyU4XbyA
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLkHG35tbv
御天：靠！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJU9Tg3y54
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcD2VKeEXI
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNdGfqUsoh
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5n9EfSr4fg
剑鬼：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjdkCLbLSG
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUemSWM9XK
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ItRyKR6Y8
众人：擦！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nlYRarCX8
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEagiYX8qH8
剑鬼：任务怎么接？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PS3WgzuKV
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK9hZ8jBRA
战无伤：是指那个吗？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfP5WKULX6
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppa5BNkyOW
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIheiQprDRL
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tdmjAOig3
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WtXlhmtzM
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2voZCmnUHM
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlyWdc8TmS
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswDtWRdx9H
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoCzsRM8V2
剑鬼：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMG6OAg91B
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq2VBv0kUQ
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb9UohFwIZ
战无伤：擦！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjVXEnTdgB
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPKwWhpqMz
佑哥：擦！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKWJHD6Imn
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhcC2v9ppg
佑哥：再去试试看呗。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2Pe2UK9Pa
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahIdMlcMcL
剑鬼：情人节任务……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOZ50Sl8E9
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3OzCEfI8n
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmycGxVfAHU
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2xCthC6gH
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfhLCiqmNV
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1xJ0113vU
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoiEa8Q8Zy
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLmQcLRcPX
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhTKRNvGls
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrf5rlgjzU
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sG91h9MOl
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0SzEp7aqG
佑哥&剑鬼：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j5viPUiOK
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82B5XVww0f
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPI1DqfdLh
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclYoRZMJuK
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk0MWHy3Pv
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSmjNpBBMs
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ061UMUDJmt
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyMwRvB8au
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHc7WQZeK5u
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvf8D3L3MP
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ual63UvtO
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5O3D2wJha
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaudur2xQP
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNXRtUDHXf
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OqJgYTqMN
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3AvDLkybI
公子：和千里做的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMmbEeejhw
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XiRhWAvAx
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bzYqDzHmC
战无伤：靠！无耻！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHieqbwr2qO
（N个城外的某个角落）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Q3RLkOt6d
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1uqpUOwi8
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnfP9MvOwR
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBpnfVK4Tk
御天：那就滚远点！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBhKXn3Zwk
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* 补充：44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnDMApB0O6
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jBOlJusJZ
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmHv0vxSLf
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PsHgZHfVf
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcb0RNIyJZ
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNI99qspLKN
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDZcGMaKqt
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBUhMHG6QE
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcoyulBoz2
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeP3Xj8GwGt
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERIaaSfbOJ
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKV0dFMDwW
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4lAOpO9UP
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9VIfjnCKr
佑哥：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGMI4MLdAq
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYjOP03vWp
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御天：QAQ44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDukrqtAuXt
战无伤：怎么了？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApv8dDlwCv
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIguTViReww
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ692pzjoebz
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwluT9zPtb
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqonkco4jJk
御天：家里的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTtE1HeZm1
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGNktd2iLW
御天：对啊，我也不想的！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91hlR3EsWb
战无伤：[蜡烛]44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uywaqSOLB
（过了几天）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpaZPVsejt
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7aeLi8v4T
战无伤：他又怎么你了？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiscIGDZiGl
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8kgdBe0hs
战无伤：[蜡烛]44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOFcU4mdPB
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡph8SCKjkj8
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEt7YK6EHG
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSRKjRrvVT
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmhnvHy7jC
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWZdbTuBKr
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZIUqRZvxf
小雷：嗯嗯。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVRtlmKSO9
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxsYbXycaj
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWDP5gtVCq
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD4N13aoA8
千里突然有了深深的危机感。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrXun1nyke
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlKTGTKKOU
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSOQaxMh39
佑哥：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWxgXkSU23
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOuBXBqNGw
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4GCGkgm25
佑哥：……这是啥？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4N8kBWgGc
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZs9cwp7DAF
佑哥：……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVHi9Le2AF
众人突然有了深深的危机感。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctVS1zA3Dp
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FREETALK44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvZbOcvj1z
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Xklr1Ms7r
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dg8WZaMXZ
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljNz0u386A
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9qw5VS33H
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4cs55wv1D
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwomaYlXhi
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXiXFxQmoC
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhQ2RfJYSj
以上~44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72hpYLAOnX
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