1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxcZVIrjf5
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漂流：又迷路了吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhKsboPUXA
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosrkwgx98N
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OQAMeYOyo
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aqJjpxgYt
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzscDo4C0Q
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLTElrKoyq
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc9Fsj0mW6
御天：QAQ47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQQ24xX0ra
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mPrGObvzf
左手&右手一齐点头。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZMpw6ncMm
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IETOfPum1
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeEBOQ9cDl
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6igUeM9v9d
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMKm0kOMYd
小雷：好~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6ze0mfkke
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14qym8CXi9
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuJBEOx0dB
御天：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemm1Ej81wv
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOhklXFCVi
战无伤：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpUw1b2qXU
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DkJZfa5hn
众人：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfodSbXtYiE
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiI0dRAQeu4
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxUrVxKEce
战无伤&御天：我也……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyrpt4ddYX
剑鬼笑而不语。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsTFQ4CsFQ
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyg5xYADBm
众人：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEddo3XkYk
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVziQ9sXLV
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdNqzwZNgK
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLwd4gJ49r
众人：切~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOqESe3L70
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqn4CJNo52F
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF29tjOYLJ
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFSgJVlTGB
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwojlR73LAy
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xJoLTidJH
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3LvjGshTV
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nohoBsgRL
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3QTH2QJK2
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqzwuQWH75
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJbQOs6cIq
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv9ly6baiN
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡct7HJohkUS
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteUk60Sq7L
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdL6uy6Yn8
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3、和漂流一起做任务。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAQfvkWktx
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8QvpoE19W
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYzjmcHnHP
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1URaXhTohF
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtD3IWav21
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa262liPPgU
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkazLQbMyQ
千里：嘿嘿。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQef7Smfu20
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVdIWA69Bl
千里&剑鬼：好。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgVxughtlE
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ5q7m7dak
佑哥：包在我身上了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NuE6YSpMb
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWZZHKVL3T
御天：我，我。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKFjcTmtB9
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfnKuqYieP
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM2br3RKVe
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPzBaEmht9
御天：……QAQ47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCK1Crw96Lk
公子：好了，那就出发吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHO0RnUH9i
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNXJym7AGE
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9doDVVWgM3
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRROJlHQ4f
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl9axxSeTI
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡielA35gVVo
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXjSVoT1xr
御天：……QAQ47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yRl58sseH
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsKLCEvAMc
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEprapxEkr
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEEYoNhjOM
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuHD7H1vSg
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveqhRJwdCe
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLT7yokxW2
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN88Hj6wWUq
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdpePJyfG2
御天：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuovevjA7H
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7gTMadCBf
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cUcaGxFz4
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPPl0tR6kf
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviREecnQ5w
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JycLvEquX
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57HHgvHFNu
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwkuZx5G1t
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsglVluTW6
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUw9lULIIQ
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn5R1f0aOu
（佣兵团频道内）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyGSg0CXgs
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXLkPPpXOx
众人：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcfNYUktEr
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKFxm8w1cE
千里：就是。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgc5higEjrZ
众人：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxTNLHmRAz
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sKP1EuSyM
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniUlRtAxTK
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNs8Bly0L97
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBu9cwXESYo
御天：靠！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbPXlSHQsa
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODiG7w3yGn
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7EoRfuKgS
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE66VA0ukW
剑鬼：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ578cuq7ZRm
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB24xuqC8Y0
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vXS00Cg32
众人：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0SOsouh5S
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmbBLYxInT
剑鬼：任务怎么接？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGZ90tacVL
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0ficY3VXP
战无伤：是指那个吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRau7zPFftn
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRovytPL1Cf
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuyaz7EFho
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2dSAcfvLW
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCuiwmJ1sJ
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOIDtT0WBD
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbaXvJAbRg
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByHfmutUkz
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8yhsF3XFA
剑鬼：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme6HziUi7r
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLm6tr8DCq2
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrLqzlRh12
战无伤：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeIw8QlzPP
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tPVqs2ibs
佑哥：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRidqHA2Hl
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW0jqe4gOO
佑哥：再去试试看呗。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dL9Lrvh8k
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzyhU1Kmzk
剑鬼：情人节任务……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNfWNN8Zhq
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGXHhKDgFX
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtegI83Y2hq
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO9G5wjlPW
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ee9SzPq4Q
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbP16zOSrg
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZlqqsQWX3
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1AeMqNbkE
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvA5TlItsW
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2un4fEjBQf
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0FzGbVAkd
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYLMI22LYk
佑哥&剑鬼：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSrAW8i5yU
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrl7qyGbwhI
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul3gaqPObd
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGGwbRfPpU
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvDnfHc9Dy
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMRuEtrXby
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtDxOSb5Z3
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCKTPsd01x
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dI9lq1oOH
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgtxv9CXtl
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yA8MtobkE
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoulXZmZP7
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaINxqZePA
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp03rLR3URS
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06yGIswS6E
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjj9GhxFaH2
公子：和千里做的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4XqeF7qkc
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WyOcfS8NY
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcACmaKsKon
战无伤：靠！无耻！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk7BEq58df
（N个城外的某个角落）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJJfuwFiWo
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3UPylX32t
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYytS7vzajn
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeow1RThxu
御天：那就滚远点！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2FS0IiR52
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* 补充：47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IOdBoJ5q1
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTBamTizNx
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfeaUPC2Kd
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVz1km2AyW
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXMPUhqGqw
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyeKXKrbFy
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHxIEUNzXH
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTlO40i4dk
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsPvlMjFm0
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9esFUtHDG
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodFUIxqDTB
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhj3WapEpz3
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnnHJRt3Br
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d2XXLPwno
佑哥：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqJ3dA2VLo
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghiAi1xNVw
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御天：QAQ47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KmwbZZtEg
战无伤：怎么了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgvAPWyUXZ
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK80nzZROn
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjq14eCjSk
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0zSComh33
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65T4oVlw9Z
御天：家里的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d0UoU5r69
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnwloWR5u4
御天：对啊，我也不想的！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHK4Qr7Pp9
战无伤：[蜡烛]47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPFMoXX8VP
（过了几天）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnCJRcQBR4
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJtvHhcVhn
战无伤：他又怎么你了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY7YSaiAgB
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91nAsUfQlG
战无伤：[蜡烛]47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKhrIYtKEf
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7KrKu3KW9
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg3uv0U0q7
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbrcYVaI1z
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLFJOX3eB4
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUSVI0TMz0
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8owrK57oG
小雷：嗯嗯。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6doZ9G1QVB
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DUsTUyHv0
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUWyrrmmbv
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVsGrIOGwN
千里突然有了深深的危机感。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUZnzocZKq
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzG3uqoJvTK
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1ctoG6fb8
佑哥：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcr7XhwbMJ
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuC9qz56jtX
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGgyJhwKeN
佑哥：……这是啥？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKa0SH6ArB
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7R02sh9NN
佑哥：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLzqc9wUHz
众人突然有了深深的危机感。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM5sRNi95h
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FREETALK47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgqcmVoLbt
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtGZx77nen
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4hE8eyCP2
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyJ7Bzmaot
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa9zmkJrR7
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoblVz57Agc
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KI4V6dtKT
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEIHmSb5zO
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vUaeFqkWF
以上~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgzBpKGwIb
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漂流：又迷路了吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhKsboPUXA
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosrkwgx98N
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OQAMeYOyo
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aqJjpxgYt
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzscDo4C0Q
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLTElrKoyq
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc9Fsj0mW6
御天：QAQ47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQQ24xX0ra
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mPrGObvzf
左手&右手一齐点头。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZMpw6ncMm
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IETOfPum1
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeEBOQ9cDl
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6igUeM9v9d
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMKm0kOMYd
小雷：好~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6ze0mfkke
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14qym8CXi9
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuJBEOx0dB
御天：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemm1Ej81wv
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOhklXFCVi
战无伤：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpUw1b2qXU
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DkJZfa5hn
众人：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfodSbXtYiE
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiI0dRAQeu4
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxUrVxKEce
战无伤&御天：我也……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyrpt4ddYX
剑鬼笑而不语。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsTFQ4CsFQ
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyg5xYADBm
众人：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEddo3XkYk
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVziQ9sXLV
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdNqzwZNgK
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLwd4gJ49r
众人：切~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOqESe3L70
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqn4CJNo52F
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF29tjOYLJ
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFSgJVlTGB
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwojlR73LAy
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xJoLTidJH
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3LvjGshTV
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nohoBsgRL
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3QTH2QJK2
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqzwuQWH75
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJbQOs6cIq
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv9ly6baiN
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡct7HJohkUS
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteUk60Sq7L
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdL6uy6Yn8
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3、和漂流一起做任务。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAQfvkWktx
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8QvpoE19W
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYzjmcHnHP
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1URaXhTohF
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtD3IWav21
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa262liPPgU
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkazLQbMyQ
千里：嘿嘿。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQef7Smfu20
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVdIWA69Bl
千里&剑鬼：好。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgVxughtlE
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ5q7m7dak
佑哥：包在我身上了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NuE6YSpMb
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWZZHKVL3T
御天：我，我。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKFjcTmtB9
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfnKuqYieP
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM2br3RKVe
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPzBaEmht9
御天：……QAQ47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCK1Crw96Lk
公子：好了，那就出发吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHO0RnUH9i
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNXJym7AGE
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9doDVVWgM3
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRROJlHQ4f
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl9axxSeTI
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡielA35gVVo
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXjSVoT1xr
御天：……QAQ47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yRl58sseH
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsKLCEvAMc
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEprapxEkr
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEEYoNhjOM
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuHD7H1vSg
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveqhRJwdCe
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLT7yokxW2
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN88Hj6wWUq
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdpePJyfG2
御天：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuovevjA7H
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7gTMadCBf
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cUcaGxFz4
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPPl0tR6kf
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviREecnQ5w
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JycLvEquX
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57HHgvHFNu
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwkuZx5G1t
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsglVluTW6
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUw9lULIIQ
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn5R1f0aOu
（佣兵团频道内）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyGSg0CXgs
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXLkPPpXOx
众人：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcfNYUktEr
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKFxm8w1cE
千里：就是。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgc5higEjrZ
众人：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxTNLHmRAz
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sKP1EuSyM
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniUlRtAxTK
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNs8Bly0L97
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBu9cwXESYo
御天：靠！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbPXlSHQsa
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODiG7w3yGn
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7EoRfuKgS
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE66VA0ukW
剑鬼：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ578cuq7ZRm
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB24xuqC8Y0
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vXS00Cg32
众人：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0SOsouh5S
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmbBLYxInT
剑鬼：任务怎么接？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGZ90tacVL
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0ficY3VXP
战无伤：是指那个吗？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRau7zPFftn
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRovytPL1Cf
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuyaz7EFho
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2dSAcfvLW
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCuiwmJ1sJ
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOIDtT0WBD
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbaXvJAbRg
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByHfmutUkz
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8yhsF3XFA
剑鬼：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme6HziUi7r
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLm6tr8DCq2
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrLqzlRh12
战无伤：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeIw8QlzPP
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tPVqs2ibs
佑哥：擦！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRidqHA2Hl
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW0jqe4gOO
佑哥：再去试试看呗。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dL9Lrvh8k
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzyhU1Kmzk
剑鬼：情人节任务……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNfWNN8Zhq
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGXHhKDgFX
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtegI83Y2hq
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO9G5wjlPW
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ee9SzPq4Q
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbP16zOSrg
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZlqqsQWX3
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1AeMqNbkE
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvA5TlItsW
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2un4fEjBQf
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0FzGbVAkd
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYLMI22LYk
佑哥&剑鬼：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSrAW8i5yU
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrl7qyGbwhI
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡul3gaqPObd
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGGwbRfPpU
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvDnfHc9Dy
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMRuEtrXby
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtDxOSb5Z3
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCKTPsd01x
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dI9lq1oOH
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgtxv9CXtl
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yA8MtobkE
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoulXZmZP7
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaINxqZePA
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp03rLR3URS
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06yGIswS6E
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjj9GhxFaH2
公子：和千里做的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4XqeF7qkc
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WyOcfS8NY
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcACmaKsKon
战无伤：靠！无耻！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk7BEq58df
（N个城外的某个角落）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJJfuwFiWo
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3UPylX32t
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYytS7vzajn
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeow1RThxu
御天：那就滚远点！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2FS0IiR52
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* 补充：47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IOdBoJ5q1
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTBamTizNx
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfeaUPC2Kd
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVz1km2AyW
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXMPUhqGqw
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyeKXKrbFy
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHxIEUNzXH
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTlO40i4dk
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsPvlMjFm0
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9esFUtHDG
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodFUIxqDTB
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhj3WapEpz3
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnnHJRt3Br
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d2XXLPwno
佑哥：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqJ3dA2VLo
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghiAi1xNVw
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御天：QAQ47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KmwbZZtEg
战无伤：怎么了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgvAPWyUXZ
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK80nzZROn
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjq14eCjSk
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0zSComh33
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65T4oVlw9Z
御天：家里的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d0UoU5r69
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnwloWR5u4
御天：对啊，我也不想的！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHK4Qr7Pp9
战无伤：[蜡烛]47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPFMoXX8VP
（过了几天）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnCJRcQBR4
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJtvHhcVhn
战无伤：他又怎么你了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY7YSaiAgB
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91nAsUfQlG
战无伤：[蜡烛]47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKhrIYtKEf
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7KrKu3KW9
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg3uv0U0q7
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbrcYVaI1z
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLFJOX3eB4
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUSVI0TMz0
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8owrK57oG
小雷：嗯嗯。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6doZ9G1QVB
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DUsTUyHv0
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUWyrrmmbv
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVsGrIOGwN
千里突然有了深深的危机感。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUZnzocZKq
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzG3uqoJvTK
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1ctoG6fb8
佑哥：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcr7XhwbMJ
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuC9qz56jtX
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGgyJhwKeN
佑哥：……这是啥？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKa0SH6ArB
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7R02sh9NN
佑哥：……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLzqc9wUHz
众人突然有了深深的危机感。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM5sRNi95h
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FREETALK47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgqcmVoLbt
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtGZx77nen
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4hE8eyCP2
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyJ7Bzmaot
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa9zmkJrR7
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoblVz57Agc
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KI4V6dtKT
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEIHmSb5zO
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vUaeFqkWF
以上~47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgzBpKGwIb
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