各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxima9MLi1
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1、医院37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtMR7CLw0H
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR3xBhvv0b
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEMaeQqLCq
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfw5EBK7rx
周：！！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9529BM2qq
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2cniqOzIp
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv09G8onuD7
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoEtsS21mZ
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bYD0P4Geq
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMGTzJACzC
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5rFAfuSjH
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBb09QOJCp
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7D5EiAaov
江波涛夺门而出。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy8bHIGlF4
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2、该说江户还是幕府？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxUh8iBim4
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFuXhIRt0r
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7uW0XwzlW
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5UjCpHw1X
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnYtlUNEOm
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolPADSKGdE
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSLYnk2Cc3
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMKOEbd1Bu
周：……（以色侍君吗？）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimJ4cDn0Cg
孙：不是的！我没有！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBdBbjePqU
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVE063xm4c4
孙：是！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4fHQZHvs9
周：……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4M8stdO4B
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnshaHcWe0q
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xni69z587
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47iHZX0uMb
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3、孙半仙和周客人37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGT7jB4Xx9
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrgMBVA5rY
周：……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxtptdwMbC
孙：客人你要算啥？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhYDdjPdZE
周：……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOdsmQdyGv
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdQkDGcSND
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8ioGd1yL1
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKRtFC28il
周：……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn9Ab6MD0S
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwJQF7TCa0
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA0lrsxqcG
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP57hIB07Y1
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt161SCAg1H
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4Z9083ocg
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29L7x9GbTB
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwe1l0df7No
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1、灵异故事37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuWzHJu7H6
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo6ODSxyTu
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFwuDKu4ez
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SAPcB7KHg
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflkUrr3WHQ
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2、言情故事37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDyG6AXWK5
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfY5r1M5Nz
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7Vvxwd8F0
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFV4eEnPlFr
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3、英雄故事37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF0kiiGM3f
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDD0pTwE5e
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0F8BdIa89Z
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fhLBZiQnW
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ718V4L5Syc
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTDtcRl2Jy
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDMQCvGiKD
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfQH8o3NJg
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVmtjnjCCM
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2qjz9dRFE
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHdWKRjV3L
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdA17fYnHe
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK116oy7a6u
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaZh2izCSz
吴启&吕泊远：不会！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYjmwt0ikr
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qfJ6ayfNH
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIbnSq4Jlz
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFSexHXMc9
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIEKybeH1h
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小周和二翔丘37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyIqLWC4Ta
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGJNpli57l
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbEmSWWg8t
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAGWbi7alY
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhp0bWOpYWC
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEyHRcUABP
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFsL3n0Hy2
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHTpLLk3wy
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqgU0wuAAw
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlIB4kfIgR
二翔丘：阿呜。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMWON63fqd
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGFuHvY38f
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWaTpnkJCO
后来，小周收服了小明虫。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgJaLSKZAM
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3qn2QCdM6
后来，小周收服了江波波。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjySnrtP4W
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCUs4JXdmu
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmGIYE7r7Y
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！