Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXikheTkLx2
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxseNY9oHeq
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38b2elSEmG
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzGSEJ43Ew
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RnsDkkECD
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL0SqGZqrP
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEr67oNr1U
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv656V62A0p
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8K2CnqBRb
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTI7JQOj5r
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEptxX9oCmj
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDoCx1BEyl
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1vB6zvQmG
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgekw3hoeIJ
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBbsihtMyY
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOluhjCrpK
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuLrSje4Qk
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PEn5XwnxG
“Bear meat.” 849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4icLKssmf
“Alright~”849Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn2oFC9MHx
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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