Once upon a time, there was a president named “Obama”. He is the president of the United States, and had wanted to explore Russia from when he was a young boy. So he did. He packed every single fucking thing he had into a jumbo sized suitcase and went flying off to Russia, looking forward to the extreme adventures he was sure to experience. 1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvcE1r3xO9
Shortly after arriving in Russia, he crashed (quite literally) into the president of Russia. His name is Putin. 1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5adWYahht8
“Oh, hello, Putin! What are you doing here?” Obama grinned at Putin.1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF5bzgZBD3
“Nothing much.. Just.. president duties.. and stuff..” Putin is currently quite shy around Obama, but that’s sure to disappear later.1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPHEYQtMo2
“So.. uh..” Putin continued, “Do you like.. want to see Russia.. and stuff?”1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoCevjqQt1
“Sure!” Obama grinned happily, eagerly looking forward to spending time with Putin.
-10 days later~~~1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyA5xc1s11c
“Putin.. I’m cold.” Obama shivers slightly, hugging his form lightly.
“Don’t worry, sweetling, I will help you. Please stay in this location until I come back.”1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWU0r1UXQQu
Putin sprinted towards the forest conveniently placed next to them, searching intently for a bear. He found one and tore his shirt off (tearing your shirt off helps with killing a bear, trust me it gives you +15% DMG), jumping on top of the bear. He then flicked a hidden knife out and slit the throat of the bear with ease. While letting it bleed out, he constructed another shirt out of everything he could find around him. He skinned the bear and tanned the skin of the bear, making a jacket. He then runs back to the location where he originally told Obama to stay. To his surprise, Obama is already wearing a coat.
“I got a coat from my special services unit!” Obama grinned happily. 1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVllWSWS0M
“No.. why!!!?? WHY MUST GOD BE A CRUEL AS THIS? WHYY!!!!????”1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViS4iw0KeV
Putin fell to his knees, sobbing while still hiding the fur coat behind his back.1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlF44QsdQG
“WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE??” Obama held Putin while gently dabbing tears off his face. 1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xA1cX6Qnm
“Oh.. it’s nothing..” Putin recovered quickly. He felt empty after spending so much time (15 minutes) and love to make Obama his bear jacket but noooo his special forces had to get him that damned jacket.1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7eBy9sYcs
“What are you holding?” Obama saw the fur coat that Putin was trying to hide. 1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UchcURaYi
“It’s.. Uh.. It’s..”
“WHAT IS IT MY DEAREST”
“It’s your jacket,. You said that you were cold..”1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzInAtXK7B
Obama smirked inwardly. Of course he had known that Putin was making that jacket of his, he had watched him making the jacket. But seeing Putin’s face trying to conceal his now broken heart, he felt bad. A fire magically appeared next to the couple and Obama took the coat off and burnt in, watching and shivering slightly while the fires burnt the coat. He then took the coat that Putin made for him, and put it on. 1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwpE6Fvzu6
“OH DEAREST IT’S PERFECT.”1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOwp5PAeq4
Putin smiled happily, and they happily walked off into the sunset while talking.1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqVchAR51Q
“Putin, what’s for dinner?” 1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx7LA1abOv
“Bear meat.” 1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDCCbyPLFi
“Alright~”1011Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxjMF13p0f
And they lived happily.
ever.
after.
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