古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,134Please respect copyright.PENANA3FI4hH6Iz9
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。134Please respect copyright.PENANAYRa6SRB7lr
於是貼出徵婚啟事:134Please respect copyright.PENANAyjsHuBhzUG
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。134Please respect copyright.PENANA3wPbGZfNYv
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,134Please respect copyright.PENANASmcXkwLq2Y
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,134Please respect copyright.PENANAqEYNkoqdIG
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,134Please respect copyright.PENANAuawtLaAnL5
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,134Please respect copyright.PENANAD0p4SIxbKS
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,134Please respect copyright.PENANAQLmpAHqCYf
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,134Please respect copyright.PENANASlp6l8DZ2v
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,134Please respect copyright.PENANA8HEUA0GQiX
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,134Please respect copyright.PENANAJLl4emg8D9
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。134Please respect copyright.PENANAcQZgTyFxyM
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,134Please respect copyright.PENANA3HjTdLhAcC
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:134Please respect copyright.PENANA1T9BnsitrZ
可喜我文質彬彬。134Please respect copyright.PENANAGy5v0VFPi4
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!134Please respect copyright.PENANAokLjrJNEEL
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,134Please respect copyright.PENANA6Jo2rqIM1d
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:134Please respect copyright.PENANA9uOfeGK8Y1
可喜我文質彬彬。134Please respect copyright.PENANAEfwK9qXbNC
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!134Please respect copyright.PENANAkmSCiSaRTS
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,134Please respect copyright.PENANAOyLYBGUVX5
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,134Please respect copyright.PENANAIMc8aTQQxg
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!134Please respect copyright.PENANAyqEmyxAxaZ
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,134Please respect copyright.PENANAduuu9efIgm
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,134Please respect copyright.PENANAZWVH6fwlje
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:134Please respect copyright.PENANAMVUP6SWwG8
可喜我文質彬彬。134Please respect copyright.PENANAM8btAm9eKj
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!134Please respect copyright.PENANASVEQQF0hEw
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!134Please respect copyright.PENANAmqTwR0LVxB
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。134Please respect copyright.PENANANelaOPkXP9
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。134Please respect copyright.PENANAT96NR9G1ra
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。134Please respect copyright.PENANAPtCkpD43nz
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