古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPSQND6bLO
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3yrj2wuAT
於是貼出徵婚啟事：219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaqnkW4yOx
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yXvB5wjZz
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMoDMfSrQY
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4bfx47CeH
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68kdf7nrfU
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eVozQYr8Y
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyHPmMHAP8
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjKvPHwQDt
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXbVeHqi4J
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHUVipJsHC
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97KrnJi7pZ
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMga1lMSrOi
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAR4EJ5V4gg
可喜我文質彬彬。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmHymbh2au
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8Qi375usw
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4hPdMasv8
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ2LD9cttD
可喜我文質彬彬。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkYIwQqfTJ
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDn1QQrbdK
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4RihWc7gY
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOasZMrDlmP
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH1SmL4d0w
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yFLxjSv5j
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5TiV48ZLQ
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHTfyYPXRI
可喜我文質彬彬。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhKHhtkjTT
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSODtx8JElD
219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jj42LbGr2
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4bJzXGhDR
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOJiAe33lD
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3xhHow6S2
219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jvsl2xO5f
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。219Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB89v925U4h
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