古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYfSTiwKza
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVei73f8tN
於是貼出徵婚啟事：227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgBOUhrJ0i
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcC0XSdOwk
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2EHNjEiqS
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthCKpTwZsw
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsCkWe5I8G
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO00osUU5v9
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekZkntmpVV
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCsuKP4FFE
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgjragjhBd
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrto4XBDeIv
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIeRn4tmpH
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZcDjyel0e
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS7PUehcuF
可喜我文質彬彬。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhIFs16UQL
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xcD2ILVAq
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2iUrQdAFu
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpjynosDzT
可喜我文質彬彬。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVsXAfaaFI
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDF4Uijtz3V
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxLU6fHaPr
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYtuxwLRCs
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB2I1n3jTB
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQPPxkNLl2
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5VRfkJhFF
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtozyEEpGVL
可喜我文質彬彬。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3VwjiyQk3
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4kIZ0XpBE
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不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AQzAvIQ82
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49gbv2S7e4
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JmqyUxcPW
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其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRZuFa2Wyq
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