古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalGBmvA680
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfxxIaq6hi
於是貼出徵婚啟事：216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqABwC9ou3
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLT6fAEV1k
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBU6KRGnR1
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDvGlS2wMN
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwudgSME8E
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpByLmYbr5
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF8ukFjCy6
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjBLaqlSmH
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcunsQtFx0
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqslu8hGvLs
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpy1Mp48PL
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqBqsuTGRT
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9a64b7k9X
可喜我文質彬彬。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYy6CLtPxN
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSE7O4jAry
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCO2f2Luc1
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DbC0qiX9B
可喜我文質彬彬。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbv0GDebkBB
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStbOFV10pY
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRRzW3pOgD
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gef1nWbiK
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdRcWQnLq2
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TWN9ZNKMx
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODD0XV8ri2
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWOP3VeNnG
可喜我文質彬彬。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxoBCuJqVe
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhHSl5M1fV
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不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXBbaEkK1o
216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC6g0MpD3T
此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD56v6wS6M
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvYcndDOUX
216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPnNKnJmm4
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYZ54QEia6
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