這一章，對我而言是很大風險，有可能被起底 (謎之音：死毒撚宅男，冇人識你呀，連呢D屎坑廢文都冇人睇呀)。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2YyqNAv8B
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9l20ITX0U
2005年底，我意外取得 《哈利波特4 火盃的考驗》電影優先場戲票兩張，能找誰去一起看呢？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEiCyudEhl
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RtrdmI54j
只有唯一的朋友：在第4.1章那短期課程結識，外表如中年職安真漢子的26歲女------肥妹。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGryhzMVCp
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlTsoxFqEo
她竟說：「可摸耳兩張比晒我，我同第二個去睇」。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGshKxbMl1
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01LcuIzd8e
傻的嗎？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IKgFVbnUJ
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72j3SxN5ES
多麼過份的說話，這些話要是出自我口中，又聽被批鬥。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXGTkoVa3O
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mtozX0iPy
事後，她沒半句多謝，竟還說：「我地又唔係拍拖，但又一男一女單對單出街，好怪」。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0JJt7fGBO
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyQu0qXTmg
和她結識兩年半，單對單逛街無數次，為何這時在說這些話？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFp8Bs2moRt
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEgKwtarVn
這段時期，我懷疑她拍拖了。如果是真，港男的悲哀，香港溝女環境的惡劣，可見一斑。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lPr8qWMMg
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClWrl3cQLu
相約她2005除夕倒數迎2006，她又推塘，原因竟是「老豆唔比咁夜出街」(I recap，她26歲)。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCc4spOLeq4
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xYT6K3mx7
不久，她說有個朋友，很想有人陪伴除夕倒數，叫我陪這朋友，這朋友叫「倩影X」。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkvi4SMM1c
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XACwhAsT3
以上是留言信箱的留言，朋友的名字，實在聽不清楚，我反覆重聽數次，才勉強聽到像是「倩影」的兩字，第三字始終聽不清。不知是真名還是別名花名，更不知性別、年齡。 9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBNgqELTSK
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzUPZ4VM7t
肥妹甚至過份到，未問過我，就把我的手機號碼，擅自告訴這「倩影X」。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxbqnru2Yt
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzAyvfrZaM
那「倩影X」來電，是女聲，我才知是女，後來知道是21歲，她說希望到銅鑼灣倒數。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK5YURSNhW
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtLuTb3tPU
下稱「倩影X」為Amy。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gcYywGRjy
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bXsK4kC7k
心水清的，應該想到，在香港，21歲後生女，不用標青，10分滿分，4分已非常搶手，基本上一定有男友；即使沒有，也只是短暫空窗期，一定至少有三數隻兵追求中；即使連這些也沒有，朋友總有吧！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwowxKSrmcb
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7ERE9sh1M
她作為21歲後生女，連找個朋友陪除夕倒數也沒有？一定伏過伏地魔。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrR5x4Y0dzH
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRWghDydgR
果然，短短數小時的陪伴倒數，我已覺得此人腦部構造十分奇特。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7S0is0sTc
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQ19tTSmOX
1. 2005年12月31日約10pm，我到達銅鑼灣，Amy來電，說由元朗過來，搭錯車、要晚點，我心想，銅鑼灣有多難去呢？怎會搭錯車？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6AnrTv1Mu
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnX4gWZtG1
近11pm，Amy才姍姍來遲。這時的銅鑼灣，仍然正常的香港，大家也知是甚麼狀況。時代廣場蘋果倒數，任誰也知這時已不可能接近。滿街的執法人員已瘋狂嗌咪，指該處已非常擠逼，呼籲不要前往。Amy不信，堅持要到時代廣場蘋果倒數(已近11pm！)，結果當然，之前幾條街也過不了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkwX8vd611
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVK16nxMCv
(題外話：那時，不久前發生世貿會議韓農示威，執法人員的處理手法，備受好評，當時據聞是唯一一次沒死人的世貿會議示威，那時可能是香港執法人員形象最佳時期。在美麗新香港回看，不勝唏噓)9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLuNH2L4Or
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14EhzhvSAQ
2.唯有隨便找過有舞台表演的地方等待，期間Amy說：「呢度周圍都係警察，早知去尖沙咀啦」。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYNv1w0odc
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv6EQBXaXJ
我心唸：「你up乜九？」，難道你以為尖沙咀就不會「周圍都係_ _ 」？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FZa47twzw
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlXHrLJOAD
3.她提及她會考全U、因為她讀英文理科，英文累事，說如果用中文就一定不會全U。現時無業、從未拍拖，還問21歲女仔未拍拖，是否很失敗。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSjoRQHGPa
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHMMOK9Ugo
雖然我沒考過會考，但0分都還有所聞，全U真是無法理解。英文問題，我明白，但既然如此，為何不選中文自修重考呢？而且英中也有中文科吧，中文科也U？她不回答。至於21歲女未拍拖，我也給個U，即是不予致評。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEd1KWNGCTp
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcbtHnyrt2
4.倒數過後，她說：「今晚係咪好開心呢？有我陪你。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXb7EJDfANY
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFicNQsvX2
我聽到：下？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcqzY69Q1v
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGot3jyhSWg
曾XX名句：真是荒謬，把自己看得那麼高。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7z362flyas
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjBKjq0eKX
好像是你想找我陪，多過我想找你陪。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4G8yIh7Rq
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsXdzRnbNO
我唔係你既阿四，你亦唔係我既小Baby。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONLQ64llbl
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYby2CmQWYB
5.倒數過後 x 2，她表示，未到過朗豪坊(嘩乜嘢大鄉里)，很想去看看。好，反正有通宵地鐵。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hs5QiLjgI
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF6NenhGLg
到朗豪坊後，已是2am有多，倒數已曲終人散，當然已水盡鵝飛沒半個人影。她竟說：「早知求先黎呢度啦，冇咁多人」。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJEE9dQ5yz
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiikWupDXfK
我心唸：「你up乜九？」x 2，難道你以為11pm等待倒數時，這裡會和2am時一樣水盡鵝飛？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SEeUaYZ0l
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaBRBVguDs
之後，我們各自歸家。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwD40f48LFf
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhPpSFSvAX
********************************************9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8fBNkTXuB
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8h5RjmVwp
此後，她頻頻電聯我，好像很拼命很辛苦的找話題和我聊。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcUMtactba
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDtsuFfVjd
而且，經常是她問問題，我回答，未答完，她又插咀打斷話題，之後又回頭重問之前的問題。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBV3z0Sbaq
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbSEXVotPh
很煩厭。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Jle3NGIXq
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMWqluun2h
雖然她的腦部構造果然十分奇特，教我嘆為觀止，也感到她遠不如另一女子有趣(詳見下一章)，但我仍想盡力接納。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUUeFF9gN2
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKn3sG4kui
2006年1月30日，年初二，我獨自在中環海旁看煙花，Amy又打來，一個我畢生難忘的來電。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NT5dzq0ae
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPdPPMWoSL
Amy：「我而家喺東涌親戚屋企拜年，睇緊電視做煙花呀，嘩，Ｄ煙花好靚呀~~~~」，「你喺現場睇緊架？使唔使入場架」。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9m7lZHfQYL
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoiq2yn5Qj
我：(？？？甚麼「入場」？？？)「唔使架，嚟得到就得」(這也要問？)9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B3VTs9pNr
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkjwZADjjK
Amy：「你點知今日有煙花既？你點知去邊度有得睇既」、「哦！係咪每年年初二都有架？」(甚麼人才會問得出這些你怎知一加一等如阿二、二加二是否等如阿四的問題？？)9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVJneviGF5
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoF06q5neR
我答了，還要問完又問，還要問紅館演唱會票在哪裡買......9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGfqJ42ZVF
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFlKo4H54D
是真的不知，還是刻意找話說呢？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFprSAkh8I6
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y0L5BQSFj
還有，她又問我有否去拜年。我因家庭問題，已和親戚斷聯多年了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxOPMSapva
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlzxeVs6zd
Amy：「咁你味冇得去逗利是囉，咁咪好慘囉。」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoVXJ2l28S
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLTzlF6fiy
我想，你不是吧？就算不說我，你都21啦，還稀罕這些？「好命」的，派利是了！還逗利是？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdSHqdBd3R
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytUEMALuTo
Amy：「你Ｄ親戚呢，阿麻嗰Ｄ呢？你唔去佢度拜年既？」。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjseEe4Ks3J
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQabIeKsMN
唉，又問，我不想說，隨口說「死晒喇」。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7ZinyBuCN
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLYaBNhYYT
猜猜她說甚麼？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspWAVRc4If
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rL8P58Xhy
Amy：「佢點死架？係咪自然死架？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhShB6DZAM2
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmJgcsiay9
我：「唔知呀！！」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oEYmVXRue
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAgSAnsocf
隨後，她轉換話題，但不出數句，又問：「係呢？你阿麻點死架？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliWPfiU6VR
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jtFv7zkF1
救命。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAshFFPaUNA
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zFyp4lMlW
我到底聽了甚麼電話？招惹了甚麼物種？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J0qUPFE5B
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPRNdY2xQr
********************************************9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOHjXGh8eS
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DycuTT5KB
不久後，和Amy、肥妹，一起到深水埗閒逛 。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmzRQ8xQsq
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCifRxzRYRQ
這是和Amy第二次，也是最後一次見面。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6VEWWSxcp
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhOFsbmnXF
期間Amy上洗手間，肥妹也看得出我對Amy很有意見，批評我：「你對朋友好揀擇！之前個XX (傻男)你又唔鐘意，而家呢個朋友(Amy)，佢天真無邪姐，你又唔鐘意？」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VbHlpkEBD
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOEoTUDVvd
唉，你不如介紹Amy和那傻男互相認識吧！一男一女，兩個也是腦部構造奇特瘋瘋癲癲，說不定能造就佳偶。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1Bkdw403g
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT1KkfIUWe
肥妹還椰榆我：「而家有兩個女仔陪你行街，左擁右抱，仲想點......」9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H403cKTH7
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLk3K58E3S
唉，我想嘔。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrv7WihF5A
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdhozrgkau
********************************************9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXWiEJPyL1
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rms5EwN2x
此後，我每聽一次Amy的來電，就痛苦一次、後悔一次。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKv2NXfFJSQ
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP1AGWrfd8
漸漸地減少接聽她的來電。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY92Rhk34k9
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZjFXMY6wa
其實，我應該狠狠罵她：「唔可以」、「你仆街啦」、「你去死啦」、「你好能煩呀」、「唔好再Seed呀」......9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLI6NC9nYH
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIgdTl0euS
但善良(即是冇吉士)的毒撚宅男，又哪說得出口。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1eWXy67IF
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMa8EEjLNA
忍了多久呢？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54C4MSffZZ
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzHfbpwxFw
1、2、3、4、5、6、7、8、9、10、11、12。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX2tNn0EbP
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDYZOrXXkR
12星期左右吧！2005年除夕晚結識，2006年4月初左右，我已決定斷來往，來電顯示看見是她，一概不接。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXghTScOZMj
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJSqLEtH3o
她也感受到，先後轉用3個手機號碼(疑是她父、母、弟)、1個固網號碼(疑是她家居電話)、133隱藏來電顯示打來，我總之一聽她聲音即cut線。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaPPFCS6VK
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlXciurVP8
堅持了數個月，她的來電陸續減少，終沒再打來。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84XQMIrkmS
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLF2C1wIZK
驚嚇的是，大半年後，一個我不懂的號碼打來，第一句便「我地好耐冇見」，我想了一會，這聲音.........嘩！！！9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmOa69QE70
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwb9yjpIzk
看倌是否已看出甚麼呢？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJJtEaxVn4
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWtdpTOKnu
這個Amy是何許人，相信大家也認識，亦不難明白為何會使我如此抗拒。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBC9nvbzS7
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVLdTT3Oxh
紅字就是明顯提示。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbRn43nu1W
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfGsaGUrhh
********************************************9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMJtey058E
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw6t8tQ0EV
Amy、「倩影X」，這些名字，某程度上，不是化名。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapmA7GhB0o
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrONlqlru0
住元朗，東涌有親戚。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCw3ACUNcSg
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPPscMbLAQ
Amy令到很多人知道，某老牌但長期積弱的電子傳媒機構，看似已倒閉數年，但原來真是「永遠都存在」。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KscQbIadN
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tGoYh26A7
2024年5月2日，Amy 踏入不惑之年了，同日也和那電子傳媒「高層」「結婚」了，仍是黃花閏女。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7X08bzRzQ
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZ8LPSKWOD
Amy那不知哪來勇氣和自信，確教人佩服，雖然她是否知道自己正在做甚麼，也成疑問。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLwODIl0ms
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2At3c0d8kI
我很想知道，一個行為能力如此存疑的人，和那電子傳媒機構簽訂的合約，有法律效力嗎？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YVSMLyZMn
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqClKd4IJI
「Amy不紅 天理不容」，Amy紅了，咪自己開心咪得囉，使乜顧慮人點唸你？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtm9vTYnRnO
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfME6hpO5RG
********************************************9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarwNszRNOm
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm8BHWWiAH
後記：後來，肥妹也忍受不了Amy和傻男，也和這兩人絕交了。9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjRrK5zxdK
9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO25b49LfdX
這兩個傢伙，連我這個包容度這麼高、這麼珍惜朋友的人，也忍受不了，試問有多少世外高人忍受得了呢？9Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK9UdT4BFN
Penana
search
登入arrow_drop_down
註冊arrow_drop_down
