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二分鐘後,在大門口,澄子姊換穿外出用忍者裝外加披風準備好出門。103Please respect copyright.PENANAwGDxlEumjq
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「澄子姊,我陪你去好了,我擔心你又毀了……」103Please respect copyright.PENANA51OY8lJQpJ
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「我只是去記錄館一下,就回來了。」澄子姊思考了下改口。103Please respect copyright.PENANAok0WXVmdoK
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「你想跟就跟吧。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAqx9IjnWaP6
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「好——」植人醬正要回應。103Please respect copyright.PENANAlTBtuQ6SYs
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霎那間,從房子的某一處傳來爆炸的聲響,還隱約聽得見日狼的慘叫聲。103Please respect copyright.PENANA7QbCpncLuP
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「喔……看來決定好了。我去找日狼玩好了。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAOnE9f9x0Lq
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「真是辛苦日狼了。」澄子姊正探頭進自己的特殊披風裡,檢查裝備有沒有遺漏。103Please respect copyright.PENANAn7oHLicaGA
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「沒辦法,誰叫日狼運氣那麼好。」植人醬只是聳聳肩。103Please respect copyright.PENANAx58xteF0lb
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「掰掰~」澄子姊說完,植人醬趁澄子姊還沒起步時回應。103Please respect copyright.PENANAAEvCxF40KV
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「掰掰!晚點見!」103Please respect copyright.PENANA01tarhOzPM
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咻————103Please respect copyright.PENANAuA9SsduRvk
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植人醬慢步進客廳,發現一具被炸的稀巴爛的日狼,同時散發燒焦的黏土味道,頭和尾巴被炸飛到房間角落,在日狼的身體旁還有一個紅色的光球在周圍飛舞。植人醬 見到這情況,摸了摸下巴,思考了一下,八成是日狼逃跑到這裡,還是沒躲過制裁吧……,走到日狼的大頭旁,蹲了下來,頭歪向一邊。103Please respect copyright.PENANADpeyYKBZWw
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「你還好嗎?」103Please respect copyright.PENANAxGubOrJHUw
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日狼的眼神一副水汪汪,想哭的樣子,自暴自棄的說話。103Please respect copyright.PENANAN3R7MhUaoE
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「植人醬,你能不能現在把我砍爆!我不想活了!我不想當魔王了!嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……」103Please respect copyright.PENANAuo2uK73wt7
103Please respect copyright.PENANAtkaO7xvEJe
「我今天每日解完了。」植人醬用冷血無情的口氣回答日狼的問題。103Please respect copyright.PENANAIokBAfDCy2
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「嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……」103Please respect copyright.PENANA92QhDSYqWs
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「楓夜勒?你們倆不是要一起去俱樂部?」103Please respect copyright.PENANA1FWtTvfqx7
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「櫻仙找他先出門了,說是有重要的事情,嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……植人醬快砍爆我啦。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAOzj0ABWrO7
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「當女生又沒甚麼不好。況且怎麼砍都砍不死你吧。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAJgrxmuE4FE
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「為什麼我就不能死呢?植人醬。」日狼突然嚷嚷的抱怨。103Please respect copyright.PENANAMtv2I3tkG9
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「沒辦法,誰叫你已經是黏土怪。」植人醬朗朗順口地回答。103Please respect copyright.PENANAIr82XFFRTo
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「嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……」103Please respect copyright.PENANAaEpI8kZiJ7
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此時植人醬突然有靈感了。103Please respect copyright.PENANAx7cBkUWoyE
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「還是你想我把你打成果汁,喝進我的胃裡。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAKeNY4vWdM0
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植人醬在日狼眼前拍拍自己肚子,摸了好幾圈,又惹來日狼一陣嚷嚷。103Please respect copyright.PENANAbGgmEHA2gz
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「嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……才不要!!」103Please respect copyright.PENANARVxJiyWYrn
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突然之間,植人醬的兔耳朵動了幾下,似乎聽見了甚麼動靜般,先是望向門口,隨後又轉頭看向旁邊那位,被變成起司蛋糕的人身上一眼,最後將視線放在日狼的大頭上,發出A~A~的聲音,接者對日狼耳語。103Please respect copyright.PENANADJPJTLbrhQ
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「呆狼,你快起來啦。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAbd3Dal1hDI
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「哼,不要,我想就這樣呆到楓夜回來算了。」日狼嘟嘴回應植人醬。103Please respect copyright.PENANAo41Bp0FNOH
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此時植人醬露出不懷好意的神情,對日狼提議。103Please respect copyright.PENANA8pas5mjKyO
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「呆狼,等會兒來做個實驗吧,我想到個好主意。」103Please respect copyright.PENANACO2GtcPrAX
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「什主意?」103Please respect copyright.PENANAio7RwjGvVq
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「一個說不定可以讓你掛點的實驗。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAAFkAwesABN
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頓時日狼的神情愣住了,然後苦笑起來。103Please respect copyright.PENANAZWv5pzvM4r
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「額……………我開玩笑的,不用那麼認真去想讓我掛點。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAmSyiv4KCbP
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植人醬的兔耳朵又動了幾下,聽見有機器人移動的腳步聲越來越近,拉起了狼耳朵,對著耳朵裡面。103Please respect copyright.PENANAjtNP5IHMlc
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「呆狼!還不趕快變回來!」103Please respect copyright.PENANAN1LuaHkf1H
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就在此刻——103Please respect copyright.PENANA6B5IREf3am
門外走進來一台綠色貓耳型打掃用人體工學機器人,正拿一個黑色手提箱進來,冷酷毫無感情的聲音傳進客廳每個角落。103Please respect copyright.PENANAQG06B84Qsg
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「發現需要清除的目標!發現需要清除的目標!」103Please respect copyright.PENANAoKq8wcfsFQ
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「甚麼?!」日狼的大頭失聲大喊。103Please respect copyright.PENANAGI4BsYFdMe
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「呆狼,你快起來啦,不然要被當垃圾丟掉了。」植人醬表示。103Please respect copyright.PENANAM8hvVFSoI6
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日狼趕緊把身子聚合再一起,變回原本的樣貌,但已經太遲了,機器人早已經打開他的手提箱了,從裡面跑出了八顆綠色球狀體,彷彿長著透明的翅膀,咻——咻——,一下就飛到日狼的周圍,展開綠色半透明的帷幕把日狼困在裡面。103Please respect copyright.PENANAHWIcOBpB2l
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「不!!!放我出去!!!你這笨機器人!!!」103Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kp4WXhRbR
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日狼在裡面吶喊,但那冷冰冰的機器人無視日狼的存在。103Please respect copyright.PENANA7M6YKavQju
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「石虎三號,已捕捉目標,呼叫雲豹七號,前來客廳支援掃除。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAvavhBnMo87
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展開的帷幕開始縮小,將日狼往裡面推擠,日狼仍持續的抵抗,狂敲帷幕,敲的手都變形了,但身為黏土身子的日狼,他毫無抵抗之力,最後連敲打的機會都沒有,被擠壓成一個棕色的正方形方塊,擺放在地上,對植人醬的那面還有日狼的眼睛和嘴巴。103Please respect copyright.PENANAnYnS6u1ais
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「指令完成!」石虎三號冷冰冰聲音裡,彷彿傳出完成一個藝術品的榮耀感。103Please respect copyright.PENANAdRhThawG6Y
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「笨蛋機器。」方塊日狼嘀咕著。103Please respect copyright.PENANANRmNeu0UD0
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植人醬正在一旁,一手指日狼,一邊在地上捧腹大笑。103Please respect copyright.PENANA7F5so0yy87
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石虎三號又開始行動了,另一個有著淡黃色豹紋的機器人也進來匯合了。103Please respect copyright.PENANAwVJh8Mv1h9
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「雲豹七號抵達。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAS48Zmzty3g
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兩位機器人一齊踏著悠閒的步伐,前去到日狼身旁,彎下腰拿起了他,把日狼擺到旁邊的桌上,然後解除包住日狼的綠色帷幕,綠色球狀體自行飛回了手提箱裡,然後雲豹七號頓時變形組裝成一台多功能吸塵器,石虎三號拿起吸塵器開始清理地上的殘渣跟燒焦痕跡。103Please respect copyright.PENANAtxZBVOzGEo
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在一旁的植人醬已經笑到眼淚都快掉出來,一手捧者肚子,蹲在日狼面前。103Please respect copyright.PENANANg66ax788a
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「呆狼的新造型~」植人醬正逗日狼,用手指戳著他。103Please respect copyright.PENANAMAd8dpZp8U
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「好吧。這樣也不錯。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAhlDeEjyRyn
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「還是有心愛的耳朵跟尾巴好。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAh09IO4uqGC
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「你現在可以說說你有什主意了。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAM81sxGuSJS
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但植人醬卻拿起了方塊日狼,躺在地上舉高,兩人眼神相對,然後問了一個莫名其妙的問題。103Please respect copyright.PENANAsLTRG8jyYX
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「你先說說你是誰?」103Please respect copyright.PENANAbIuIbrTPbJ
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日狼愣了下,想著植人醬問這蠢問題做什?103Please respect copyright.PENANAEQzE1Se1K8
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「我~是~御~日~狼~」103Please respect copyright.PENANA0FteIynAjg
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植人醬突然硬抱起方塊日狼,然後高興的磨蹭起來。103Please respect copyright.PENANA6H2uajFifI
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「你剛脆就去當我房間會說話的裝飾品好了。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAqhJI8TdD62
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「才不要勒,原來你打這種鬼主意,門都沒有,你這個寶物狂。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAkFru9EznRM
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然後植人醬哈了一口氣,好讓自己不要一直笑下去,這時總算才提起他的鬼主意。103Please respect copyright.PENANAT0uRbBXcru
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「嘿,要不要吃吃看?」103Please respect copyright.PENANAopQvtXiLp4
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「咦?等等………你……又想用我身體做什實驗?」103Please respect copyright.PENANAGM365ldihg
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在這種狀況之下,日狼思考,他所能想到的可能性只有一種。103Please respect copyright.PENANAHlYaJhitFW
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「該不會是……想叫我去嚐一口受害者,看我會不會一起變成起司之類的。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAaCt8ZwHpmZ
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「真聰明,嘿嘿!你不是老是抱怨你的黏土身體很麻煩嗎,在這世界說不定吃下去真的變成起司,嘿嘿!」103Please respect copyright.PENANAwnSBKekHZe
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「我覺得現在這樣的身體,好過於變成起司被你吃掉好!」103Please respect copyright.PENANAoh3bfWAUap
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「有什關係,反正你已經被咬過好多次了。」103Please respect copyright.PENANA8EOmJVnw6b
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「不不不不不……你想都別想!」103Please respect copyright.PENANAQtFNZ32EZh
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生悶氣的方塊日狼開始變形了,就在植人醬的懷中。103Please respect copyright.PENANAzCbz7Y5fMi
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「嘿!不會說聲喔!」103Please respect copyright.PENANAzrVTZzHnYJ
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植人醬直接把方塊日狼往牆上砸了,日狼方塊整個濺在牆上,嚷嚷了一聲。103Please respect copyright.PENANA4eeMGwL1gQ
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「襖!暴力耶你!」103Please respect copyright.PENANACbwNYt51HK
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便從牆壁滑流至地上,然後重新聚合,現在背對著植人醬的日狼比以前小了一號,跟以前不一樣的地方是,少了一條牛仔褲,多了一條棕色的大浴巾圍者身子,在這個款式的浴巾上,有個洞好讓日狼的狼尾巴給露出來。103Please respect copyright.PENANA0FnyQlcbeX
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植人醬疑惑了一下只是問著。103Please respect copyright.PENANABvC9WckfrC
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「哪來的毛巾?」103Please respect copyright.PENANAyl3ywtwtWh
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「那是我的毛,哼,就跟我的牛仔褲一樣。」日狼嘀咕的回應。103Please respect copyright.PENANAuvrXZpzjIc
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此時植人醬就像是一副豁然開朗的樣子,開始喃喃自語。103Please respect copyright.PENANAg8gordFCT9
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「原來還可以那樣阿。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAmh2kiiSq0o
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要形容現在的日狼,三圍和造型與其稱狼耳美少女,不如用狼耳幼女這個詞形容會更為貼切,尾巴還不時在值人面前搖動,植人醬臉頓反應比剛剛更紅了,小聲地失聲叫了一下。日狼好像聽到了,哼了一聲,但並沒有在意,反而像是在雙手搓弄研究什麼,然後非常正經的詢問。103Please respect copyright.PENANA6BtvKBsSi1
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「植人醬,我認真的問你喔!」103Please respect copyright.PENANAlAuGCYqPwD
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「問吧!」103Please respect copyright.PENANAhjXVEJ6O4w
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「你覺得當女生要平胸好,還是巨乳好?」103Please respect copyright.PENANA4vKem84hPX
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噴!植人醬突然像是被水嗆到一般,咳起來,日狼轉過頭來,一臉疑惑看植人醬。103Please respect copyright.PENANAqkc99Jsltu
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「這種事你自己隨便決定就好了啦!」植人醬正嚷嚷著。103Please respect copyright.PENANAZVPwJWzGBE
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「我就是沒當過女生,哪知道哪個比較好。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAPQBuqo3JNn
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「不知道就隨便折衷吧。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAlcguhiDmIf
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「噢。」此時日狼回過頭,注意到植人醬的臉頰紅到快燒起來的樣子。103Please respect copyright.PENANA6RkupM6k8a
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「植人醬怎麼一臉紅成那樣?」接著日狼想通了,露出一臉不懷好意的樣子。103Please respect copyright.PENANA0EQh65TU8s
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「哦!難不成……我是你的菜。」103Please respect copyright.PENANA999THMqYNj
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噴!植人醬又開始咳了,然後裝作正經的說話,甚麼事都沒有。103Please respect copyright.PENANA3Rn7xmALbF
103Please respect copyright.PENANAMJVEFIosLo
「你才不是我的菜勒!」103Please respect copyright.PENANA1GvUGGSHfm
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「嘿嘿?難不成你喜歡這種體型?」103Please respect copyright.PENANAjCnLEF0JXP
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「才……才沒有勒?」103Please respect copyright.PENANA0Orvk3icYv
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日狼開始故意在植人醬的面前擺弄身體,搖晃著尾巴,還抖著狼耳朵。103Please respect copyright.PENANAsdAGWoD7FY
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「齁齁,植人醬的弱點,讓你嚐嚐身為狼魔王的厲害~」103Please respect copyright.PENANARhmeTlMgEW
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植人醬發出「不~~~」的聲音,用自己的手擋住自己雙眼的視線。103Please respect copyright.PENANAZdvqn0JKmC
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就在此時,客廳門口那傳來東西灑落一地的聲音,倆人頓時停格,望向門口那雙腳顫抖的黃金鼠,在地上還有一袋已經打開並四處散落的葵花子零嘴,牠的眼睛隱約泛著淚光。103Please respect copyright.PENANAOPI5yrJCYx
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「詹姆斯?」魔王日狼說。103Please respect copyright.PENANAyvGMP2oHwQ
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日狼永遠不知道這一幕,和他所說的這一句話,對他養的寵物黃金鼠小小的心靈,所造成的傷害不知道有多大,詹姆斯發出嘰嘰嘰嘰的聲音,後退了幾步,滴下了一滴眼淚,丟下自己的葵花子零嘴跑掉了。103Please respect copyright.PENANAMEyExW4y1V
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「詹姆斯,我代替你幹掉他。」勇者植人醬說。103Please respect copyright.PENANAHPbsK6tHFa
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一邊把日狼用力推飛了出去,還順手招了一把銀劍往日狼身上插上。103Please respect copyright.PENANALsseGpdkl8
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「你居然敢對我放閃光!」勇者植人醬大喊著。103Please respect copyright.PENANAKPEP9HUxDx
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下一秒日狼受到衝擊,高速的撞向牆壁,四濺並黏在牆壁上面扁掉,在正中心還插一把銀劍。103Please respect copyright.PENANADuABo6xgnH
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「額……詹姆斯……算了……植人醬你都這樣欺負女生?」103Please respect copyright.PENANA6KxUdIQWaW
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「我才不認同日狼是女生,快變回男生讓我多砍幾下,哼!」103Please respect copyright.PENANA9TpMvBPyHJ
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「不好意思,我也想變回男生,只是今天變回去的話……那裏會被炸掉……被炸掉的感覺很心痛說。」日狼長嘆了一口氣。103Please respect copyright.PENANAbMFyDev1aj
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「那就被多炸幾次吧,然後再讓我這勇者多砍你幾下,好讓我消消氣。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAYe3HR6Ywht
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