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剛聽完亞瑟會長講完話的日狼，在自己門前常嘆了一口氣，然後打開自己房間的門，開始每日晚間的例行公事。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHzxo6CANA
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但是——127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGnon9atB4
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嗯嗯，明明打開的是自己的房門，卻發現又有人在裡面霸佔他的床鋪，而且還不是自己的女友拉普拉斯，也不是自己的分身趁日狼不在時偷睡，也不是他養的寵物詹姆斯再進行抗議。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvKCjV3iag
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闖入者正在床鋪上練習跳躍，很明顯的看的到一根紅色呆毛在搖晃。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEolM9wxqE
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「額……植人醬……不要在我床上跳好嘛……」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xImtDZNFU
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植人醬手上拿小小日狼，一邊在日狼的床鋪上跳，一邊用很堅定的口氣對剛回到房間的日狼大喊。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyAvpo5ALI
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「不，我絕對不會讓你對我的小日狼公仔，咬掉他的頭！！！絕對不！」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVa1xNKfFG
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKtPHeZ7Eh
植人醬又來找日狼麻煩了，日狼如此理解。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPUQ6PpJ3t
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXWfeawexS
「我不是說過了嗎？如果我要取得分身的記憶就得把分身和我混在一起。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡca2CbdqN7U
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日狼站在門口那，一邊關門，一邊嘆氣，然後發現角落他的分身倒在那邊，已經成為植人醬練劍的對象，被砍成不知道該如何形容的樣子，四分五裂還不足以形容這慘狀，然後沒有望見詹姆斯的影子，連鼠窩的墊子都被搬走了，不知跑到哪去，日狼想著，詹姆斯該不會打包離家出走吧……但植人醬沒有給日狼思考的時間，意志堅決的喊叫。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhH02L1IkU
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「不管！在我看來那動作，無論怎麼看都是違反勇者的道義，身為勇者就是要阻止這種事情發生。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0ehyVXyIy
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「那都是我好嗎，別鬧了，植人醬。」日狼嘆了一口氣，無奈地表示。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgPtVBGWPx
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「不要，你還會在嘴裡嚼嚼嚼，你知不知道想像那畫面多麼的……」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIpPOIVu3K
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「你可以不要看啊……」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZyflYkZea
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「不行！阻止【魔王】作亂，是身為勇者的本份。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2qfQGx4V1
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「尤其是你還把那麼可愛的小小日狼，用那種方法給吃掉，已經達成了《勇者協會手冊》第四十七頁，第１３１條規定，虐待或殺害小動物的【魔王】，可以直接殲滅。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkTV0qrZvn
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VVYR3dA7e
「拜託……就只是把黏土嚼一嚼混在一起，然後喀吱喀吱吞下去而已。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCACSqCSvPI
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「不行！！」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgJt2x4AaH
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此時，日狼感嘆地向植人提出心中的疑問。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc81lgmYU0t
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「植人醬，你一直以來到底把我當【勇者夥伴】還是【魔王】？」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgB58qKnmpn
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「兩者都是，而且你【魔王】的身分，還被記錄在勇者征討名單上中，雖然是舊名字，即使躲過我的制裁，但這並不代表其他勇者不能來殲滅你。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyVP5sPwlW
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此刻，日狼突然撲了過去，想搶奪植人醬手上的小小日狼，只不過被植人醬輕鬆的閃過，頭撞到牆壁扁了。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3pR5jMUoa
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「只不過……」植人思考了一下。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznYyi9caJZ
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「只不過什？」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlghJIPXKkE
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「你現在在勇者手冊上，已經被標記成戰鬥廢材，而且還不會死，我想……大概沒其他勇者對呆狼感興趣，就算吃飽沒事幹，也不會來找你。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYgjjrPtOy
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRJ0F9jwn1
日狼甩晃了一下頭，又變回正常的樣子。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKVHiOykHm
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「額……勇者手冊那邊怎麼樣，那都不重要，趕快把小小日狼給我啦。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9uXZOZvNb
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT08Or5yTnE
「不行！！！想從勇者手上拿東西，就打贏我吧！！！」植人醬大聲喊叫著。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqAClZozqp
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6lqiMyIsf
「這樣好麻煩喔，就不能直接給嗎？！我是你夥伴耶？」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0ANlm3Lbh
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6L8TEIOeG
「你是魔王，我是勇者。沒辦法。」植人醬一副天經地義宣示。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiPy3llQfQ
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvGldDRpE1
「那你覺得我有甚麼可以贏你？！就比那個吧！」日狼垂下耳朵。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjF7LLHtpyE
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALsiEZeXip
「我思考一下。」植人醬停止了在床上跳躍，陷入了思考狀態。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6V9yjHFwt
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGXaOWPrLV
大約過五分鐘，這五分鐘日狼仍不放棄武力搶奪，但每次都以身體扁掉失敗告終。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBan1ceN3a
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN3lh4Xzc3
「有了！！」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAg4jJDurkH
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植人醬高興地大聲嚷嚷，像是想到甚麼般，開始笑了一下，然後非常正經的慢慢說了一個名詞。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Yaw91w6lm
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「呆毛對戰！！！」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYq4NZFrCj6
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKphv8qy2Qm
「那又是蝦小？！」日狼愣住，聽著植人醬在床上解釋。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMx2E6cvNX
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「那是前陣子在民間很流行的比賽，現在已經被列入每年舉辦一次【星運】的比賽項目，很受歡迎說。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJM7D3i1ss
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「所以那到底是甚麼比賽？！」日狼不懂繼續追問著。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbIIeoG8At
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4L2zQsuDq
「就是呆毛啦！呆狼！你不會連呆毛都不知道喔？」植人醬對著日狼大聲嚷嚷。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2DYyM2X46
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「你可以當我不知道了。」日狼表示。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv8ZZzRT3d
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「呆狼。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtyPOJ7AWu
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植人醬順口表示，然後兔耳抖了幾下，頭髮正中央，翹出了一搓毛，對著日狼講。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSDYQJL1sV
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「你看我，我示範給你看，這就是呆毛。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPimDvpkPCE
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日狼眼睛瞪得很大，下巴不自覺抬高，完全呆滯的狀態，聽著植人醬繼續講解。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOkzGrCgYy
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「呆毛可以這樣。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KQlFZijiq
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植人醬頭上呆毛正高速的旋轉，那速度已經跟直升機的螺旋槳差不多了。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8mNixn9fh
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「只不過我太重了，飛不起來。」植人醬幽默地自嘲著，然後繼續補充。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx7sMLwM5c
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「聽說有些人的還可以當天線用，可以接收一些莫名其妙的訊號。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m62SNPDIK
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「額……植人醬。」日狼此時舉手，植人醬看見了。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbATixf4oaQ
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3EWBGTNhv
「嗯？有何問題。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxHtA5zQdw
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「你有沒有想過，我哪來的呆毛跟你對打？」日狼吐槽。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11QtOEIBd6
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz08hccCeyD
「簡單，自己捏一個，反正你都成了黏土怪了。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fqiKuV5Gu
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgTbnzF0gM
頓時之間，植人醬頭上的呆毛，又縮了回去頭髮之間，然後另一搓呆毛浮了上來，這個呆毛頓時做了個行雲流水般的武功架式，植人醬然後催促著日狼。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMFEjz0Ssh
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「快啦，我都弄給你看了。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBxrvSZUAu
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「一定要嗎？！我覺得無論如何我都打不贏耶！？能不能直接把小小日狼給我，然後我不用咬的總行了吧？」日狼又再度的傻愣住。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYeXsvOxKM
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「那你說說你要怎辦。」植人醬反問道。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUPsygArPb
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「反正都是黏土，我揉進身體裡，跟直接咬掉都是一樣的。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllIaSjkDuR
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日狼提出了方法，植人思考了下表示。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDSM5ovOBA
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「嗯，那就揉進身體裡吧，這我還可以接受。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBQGuG2h75
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接著植人醬把小小日狼，扔了過去。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQoTy65HvG
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但是——127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhzPNB0yVK
日狼一接到手，很順口地咬了下去，然後喀吱喀吱，就像咬零嘴般的自然，咀嚼了幾下，吞了下去。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDO7FMhpnL
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阿！慘了。日狼如此心想，然後望向那豎起紅色兔耳朵的植人醬，開始集氣。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZlLzwVBEa
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6seAgDYA2o
「日狼……」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XuXe1gNpv
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植人醬全身冒出憤怒的鬥氣，頭上出現了無數個青筋。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCVM1I6ttZ
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEV1M3bofYz
「死狼魔王，終於露出原型了齁。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLBmWrhsj3
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「啊……我想我今天可能要被分成很多個黏土塊了。」此時日狼喃喃自語著。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtViQdMaulC
127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6fqDZKLHm
日狼眼睜睜的看見無數個劍刃之氣，朝他自己飛來，穿過他的身軀，劃過他的四肢，切過他的狼耳朵和狼尾巴，他突然領悟分身的無法用言語形容的慘狀是怎麼來的了，像是看開了說了句。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZ9ig3UHwr
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「安息吧，我。」127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpplcnlgQdf
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日狼的房間內傳出狼魔王的一陣襖襖哀嚎。127Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDEY951kwg
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