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剛聽完亞瑟會長講完話的日狼，在自己門前常嘆了一口氣，然後打開自己房間的門，開始每日晚間的例行公事。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyJ5EqFcN0
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但是——129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDJ8Nt9e70
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嗯嗯，明明打開的是自己的房門，卻發現又有人在裡面霸佔他的床鋪，而且還不是自己的女友拉普拉斯，也不是自己的分身趁日狼不在時偷睡，也不是他養的寵物詹姆斯再進行抗議。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7lVjiEWgH
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闖入者正在床鋪上練習跳躍，很明顯的看的到一根紅色呆毛在搖晃。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvIr1dC4Rb
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「額……植人醬……不要在我床上跳好嘛……」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNaYUb5NPz
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEW5OllwbT6
植人醬手上拿小小日狼，一邊在日狼的床鋪上跳，一邊用很堅定的口氣對剛回到房間的日狼大喊。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLLzZ5KBZw
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfj6ELUM1K6
「不，我絕對不會讓你對我的小日狼公仔，咬掉他的頭！！！絕對不！」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakJ90KBpYs
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo16ESOEjOB
植人醬又來找日狼麻煩了，日狼如此理解。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQSc0vJB3w
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4K2ywkTnw
「我不是說過了嗎？如果我要取得分身的記憶就得把分身和我混在一起。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYLRtQ4Ydr
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsB7Wc3oMr
日狼站在門口那，一邊關門，一邊嘆氣，然後發現角落他的分身倒在那邊，已經成為植人醬練劍的對象，被砍成不知道該如何形容的樣子，四分五裂還不足以形容這慘狀，然後沒有望見詹姆斯的影子，連鼠窩的墊子都被搬走了，不知跑到哪去，日狼想著，詹姆斯該不會打包離家出走吧……但植人醬沒有給日狼思考的時間，意志堅決的喊叫。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyjkUJQDtz
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5FF6gNiZL
「不管！在我看來那動作，無論怎麼看都是違反勇者的道義，身為勇者就是要阻止這種事情發生。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhFVbjkgpZ
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm60hdGPwVu
「那都是我好嗎，別鬧了，植人醬。」日狼嘆了一口氣，無奈地表示。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5Voe9bdWm
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4dkBA63ZY
「不要，你還會在嘴裡嚼嚼嚼，你知不知道想像那畫面多麼的……」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHoNVrNK4J
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OMuzc17ln
「你可以不要看啊……」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqOXtDUR7a
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「不行！阻止【魔王】作亂，是身為勇者的本份。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfKqu2CnJ6
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8BgRqJRrF
「尤其是你還把那麼可愛的小小日狼，用那種方法給吃掉，已經達成了《勇者協會手冊》第四十七頁，第１３１條規定，虐待或殺害小動物的【魔王】，可以直接殲滅。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqGayARGqz
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsT2mSLW0c2
「拜託……就只是把黏土嚼一嚼混在一起，然後喀吱喀吱吞下去而已。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjc9SJZGun3
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcmJWppgXr
「不行！！」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6eTbCd9Lt
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4310J3QUXt
此時，日狼感嘆地向植人提出心中的疑問。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2F3sjBYgpH
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCKwezzHfW
「植人醬，你一直以來到底把我當【勇者夥伴】還是【魔王】？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlh8pkFo8Z
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo4c4vNPz7
「兩者都是，而且你【魔王】的身分，還被記錄在勇者征討名單上中，雖然是舊名字，即使躲過我的制裁，但這並不代表其他勇者不能來殲滅你。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBmK2AnWUX
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9SBhjHqGs
此刻，日狼突然撲了過去，想搶奪植人醬手上的小小日狼，只不過被植人醬輕鬆的閃過，頭撞到牆壁扁了。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuMt9t76S5
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「只不過……」植人思考了一下。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gJdKCUseY
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH93PsyzvL
「只不過什？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmA1zpwnQH
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoveLMDYeH
「你現在在勇者手冊上，已經被標記成戰鬥廢材，而且還不會死，我想……大概沒其他勇者對呆狼感興趣，就算吃飽沒事幹，也不會來找你。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wYA5pgoeO
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmjYXkFSnJ
日狼甩晃了一下頭，又變回正常的樣子。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kGjz0KXJV
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLcqJIWGpY
「額……勇者手冊那邊怎麼樣，那都不重要，趕快把小小日狼給我啦。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBt1442OIAq
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt02d5dSPi
「不行！！！想從勇者手上拿東西，就打贏我吧！！！」植人醬大聲喊叫著。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0zGf3ODdg
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EyDOJTYQS
「這樣好麻煩喔，就不能直接給嗎？！我是你夥伴耶？」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eJQP62Nyh
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpzMVfmI82
「你是魔王，我是勇者。沒辦法。」植人醬一副天經地義宣示。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzXaDDzeE6
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDsH4hCHm9
「那你覺得我有甚麼可以贏你？！就比那個吧！」日狼垂下耳朵。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01btCLbUkb
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5USnm1nBJ
「我思考一下。」植人醬停止了在床上跳躍，陷入了思考狀態。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjWozu0T3Z
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DThUgCxfG
大約過五分鐘，這五分鐘日狼仍不放棄武力搶奪，但每次都以身體扁掉失敗告終。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1elDo8JpK
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqkJKEaLUs
「有了！！」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDqRw7AT71
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2umj7h5eL
植人醬高興地大聲嚷嚷，像是想到甚麼般，開始笑了一下，然後非常正經的慢慢說了一個名詞。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWIHBMtdqT
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojBrDgIHUs
「呆毛對戰！！！」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ893Ieds5CL
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIk0Qiry0H
「那又是蝦小？！」日狼愣住，聽著植人醬在床上解釋。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFTmGdzaFw
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5FSQtgBRB
「那是前陣子在民間很流行的比賽，現在已經被列入每年舉辦一次【星運】的比賽項目，很受歡迎說。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUTxMtWu69
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9uYldVfP1
「所以那到底是甚麼比賽？！」日狼不懂繼續追問著。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03fZbuy7wO
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhVMnEz1BN
「就是呆毛啦！呆狼！你不會連呆毛都不知道喔？」植人醬對著日狼大聲嚷嚷。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x5caAxQc4
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3NDV07l9q
「你可以當我不知道了。」日狼表示。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MjAcpB7mx
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABf9X5q99r
「呆狼。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOBUy4x9La
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Sq4IdzNsh
植人醬順口表示，然後兔耳抖了幾下，頭髮正中央，翹出了一搓毛，對著日狼講。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRlNfoHIqa
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ8TjAyvEv
「你看我，我示範給你看，這就是呆毛。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9j8gTzorx
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDehU6suMCq
日狼眼睛瞪得很大，下巴不自覺抬高，完全呆滯的狀態，聽著植人醬繼續講解。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4YnQj4alH
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmD1OLo6f3
「呆毛可以這樣。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKUDRvi3Xf
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡai3qCZ85Ot
植人醬頭上呆毛正高速的旋轉，那速度已經跟直升機的螺旋槳差不多了。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzPKk2NVoi
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFq4F9f1SN
「只不過我太重了，飛不起來。」植人醬幽默地自嘲著，然後繼續補充。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz5Qgg2W89
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L9iUTrCKb
「聽說有些人的還可以當天線用，可以接收一些莫名其妙的訊號。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G6gwQ3bw9
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGHqMj8XcJ
「額……植人醬。」日狼此時舉手，植人醬看見了。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXY85LoueD
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2HIKb5gdl
「嗯？有何問題。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMtxW5atYI
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLm6gXqic9B
「你有沒有想過，我哪來的呆毛跟你對打？」日狼吐槽。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfSATth2NZ
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U3ycaMeag
「簡單，自己捏一個，反正你都成了黏土怪了。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAPtzIF1fK
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8IcAKjeCC
頓時之間，植人醬頭上的呆毛，又縮了回去頭髮之間，然後另一搓呆毛浮了上來，這個呆毛頓時做了個行雲流水般的武功架式，植人醬然後催促著日狼。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuqvoEaIgG
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrhqUZBnFF
「快啦，我都弄給你看了。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVsuP2D6Fh
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoVTWSM0Qp
「一定要嗎？！我覺得無論如何我都打不贏耶！？能不能直接把小小日狼給我，然後我不用咬的總行了吧？」日狼又再度的傻愣住。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eHEIsqgMc
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcB19Gqon1
「那你說說你要怎辦。」植人醬反問道。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmOmlB2nnd
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMryIvEYYkx
「反正都是黏土，我揉進身體裡，跟直接咬掉都是一樣的。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3srSAXsTCJ
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PyKwJHR6f
日狼提出了方法，植人思考了下表示。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkl3Kh28lG
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMpddeOaCI
「嗯，那就揉進身體裡吧，這我還可以接受。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6OCw3okR7
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFyY1fp7i8
接著植人醬把小小日狼，扔了過去。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IKntb5mr0
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但是——129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBhLwjBd6M
日狼一接到手，很順口地咬了下去，然後喀吱喀吱，就像咬零嘴般的自然，咀嚼了幾下，吞了下去。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE5bDtbYIH
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSavf8zWTUU
阿！慘了。日狼如此心想，然後望向那豎起紅色兔耳朵的植人醬，開始集氣。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCgUAPmti4
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9kQgK9Le1
「日狼……」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEaQ2S7KWu
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLSYSoOMrj
植人醬全身冒出憤怒的鬥氣，頭上出現了無數個青筋。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsT73XXpJyK
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qIs5fecOs
「死狼魔王，終於露出原型了齁。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0NtUOPR8v
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAP6pysZxL
「啊……我想我今天可能要被分成很多個黏土塊了。」此時日狼喃喃自語著。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKFNszFFeO
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0P7h6gcjS
日狼眼睜睜的看見無數個劍刃之氣，朝他自己飛來，穿過他的身軀，劃過他的四肢，切過他的狼耳朵和狼尾巴，他突然領悟分身的無法用言語形容的慘狀是怎麼來的了，像是看開了說了句。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3UQmpt2Uf
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJ71j7xIqW
「安息吧，我。」129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgf8cZgeiUV
129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9yp7nCgb1
日狼的房間內傳出狼魔王的一陣襖襖哀嚎。129Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5EXBuBkX0
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