「聽說了嗎？他是同性戀。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs97hRDKG6c
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便利超商裡，短髮女人指著櫃檯旁擺著的八卦週刊，側過頭詢問另一個紮著馬尾的女人。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QSqBrVvJB
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「誰？」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGkpXLMLb1
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短髮女人長長的指甲戳在週刊的封面上。「這個藝人，被爆出跟男人去汽車旅館開房。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGlwUTaT3S
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紮著馬尾的女人漫不經心地瞥了一眼，封面上的棕髮男人帶著鴨舌帽，口罩鬆鬆垮垮地拉到下顎。照片裡他似乎無法獨立站穩，因此大半個身子都攀在另一個男人身上。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw7H4bKcWO
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「他很有名嗎？」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56dYZyvAQs
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「你不知道小彌？」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJpTztKnV3
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「我不關注娛樂圈的。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIJbM8tY3s
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紮著馬尾的女人語畢，短髮的女人拔高了音量。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWK6CVKbWrq
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「這可是大八卦耶！」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfYLH12sJm
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「⋯⋯怎麼說？」紮著馬尾的女人受不了同事突然高八度，但還是配合地接話。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUUAt5JMJo
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短髮女人連忙掏出手機，仔細地跟紮馬尾的女人講解：347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wNwCS4bxz
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「因為和他去開房的男人啊，是懷榮金控家的小兒子。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0su4z8Jsd
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「喔，攀上有錢人嗎？」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbagCP7lCQJ
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「然後PTT馬上就有網友爆料，那個男人跟唐嘉鈞同居！」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn113cphpw
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFnqmPMT8z
「唐嘉鈞⋯⋯市長的兒子？也是同性戀？」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOhUhv6DPw
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMk2NiYgNH
「所以，我才說是大八卦啊。」短髮女人滑著PTT下的一片紅字噓文，搖搖頭，連連發出嘖聲。紮著馬尾的女人則在一旁，毫不避諱地露出嫌惡的表情。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37lMdirR7Q
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「一群同性戀，真噁心。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzIflgUz7z
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唐國新將煙灰抖進煙灰缸裡——正確來說，夾著煙的手正顫抖著，灰便自然地落了下來。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJVNPwIb2n
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「市長。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7rV18sNtY
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLUNQDx4Tx
「讓媒體去吵別的事，我兒子絕對不是同性戀！」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnNrFs8dnH
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「他是異性戀⋯⋯我會處理，不要擔心了，小彌。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRhZnj3py0
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTgtwkH6t6
吳詠青對著電話輕聲呢喃，眉清目秀的臉寫滿憂慮，口中卻還在安撫對方。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAierr5Ah0
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唐嘉鈞剛步入家門，又再次聽到「小彌」二字，瞬間皺起了眉頭。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdaEgSCxWb
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「你會處理？你根本處理不了。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7K7EKAL5gO
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyu8jCduGe
唐嘉鈞努力壓抑著怒氣，卻仍然失敗地出言諷刺。沙發上的吳詠青抬眼，像是被戳中心事一樣，緊抿雙唇。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMcSQ4mj61
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「嘉鈞回來了，我先掛電話了。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwsmoOpLnU
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小彌。唐嘉鈞握緊了拳頭，指甲刺進了掌心的肉裡。他的辦公室桌上擺滿了周刊跟各大報頭版，閉上眼，他就能立刻想起那張照片的所有細節——在旅館門口，鍾彌搭著吳詠青的肩膀。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWU8DZFouE
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詠青，吳詠青。不屬於他的吳詠青。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuykywNEj2
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qMeWHDFuo
「你是異性戀，你可以跟我劃清關係。」吳詠青拍了拍唐嘉鈞的側臂，臉上掛著一絲苦笑。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1fLTMQIEQ
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiuDKWaZCP
「馬上就要選舉了，你們還搞這齣？知道我會掉多少票嗎？」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYUeDbxtz2
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU49RGjssQE
「你是異性戀。」吳詠青語塞，只能乾巴巴的重複。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7x6hMdZyq
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「真相是什麼根本不重要！」唐嘉鈞低吼，「那些媒體會查證嗎？我說我不是，會有人相信嗎？」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkZ1hcqrH1
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吳詠青低下頭。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDJh5mRkyV
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「⋯⋯我們晚點再談，你現在太激動了。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN68lpQXqPT
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吳詠青起身，唐嘉鈞卻一把抓住他的領口。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z4TQq10KO
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「我告訴你，那就是我一輩子洗刷不掉的污點，懂嗎？」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sApQfIEDl
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEPjWQBCnt
「對，你那偉大的政治事業不能有洗刷不掉的污點，你最好滾遠一點，不要跟我這個死GAY沾上邊。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqQLNowpSX
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxIxUxBFSW
吳詠青紅了眼眶，最終還是又笑了。他露出了慘澹的笑容，嗓子乾啞。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjARN6wQgO
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGeQN8knxq
「辛苦唐委員收我的爛攤子了，來，公關費多少錢？我結給你。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLj11xmLHl
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRMlb2SEvx
——他叫他的嘉鈞哥哥，唐委員。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoe84iHccCb
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPkZjf9OCj
唐嘉鈞全身顫抖，「吳詠青，你想把我活活氣死。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4sRSM9pO9
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwN8WUi0Nrf
他扔下吳詠青，轉身甩上大門走了。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rlveUjHNi
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「我是異性戀。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd4UU7gD3L
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唐嘉鈞競選團隊很快成立內部危機處理小組，沙盤推演之後，召開記者會澄清。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjRzj7S85J
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrwbZ5b0wj
「我不清楚吳先生的隱私，也請媒體朋友不要再追殺他。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjAbH3dBuu
347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw912PX4ECI
他九十度鞠躬道歉，眼眶恰到好處地紅了。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9G5eMm57n
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媒體不再追殺唐嘉鈞了。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQPrjZ9GX3
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他們有更值得追殺的對象——小彌被爆出吸毒跟濫交，其中的對象又有其他大咖藝人。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMadFilAI2b
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吳詠青怎樣都壓不下新聞，他們說背後有更大尾的勢力在炒作。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPxIOduPjW
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恐怕是政治界的人。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7K3CTIlah
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「反正那些都是真的。」347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGABqa54Dqy
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他受到嚴重的網路霸凌，瘦了一大圈，最後一次見面，卻只是笑著要吳詠青別再管他了。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLPogMWB5j
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小彌的遺言寫得像得獎感言，彷彿那部來不及殺青的新劇得了金鐘，他感謝劇組、感謝經紀人、感謝爸媽、感謝他的詠青哥。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWmXHhmyk6
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然後就上吊，自殺未遂成了植物人。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCbwie4bmn
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經過性向風波，唐嘉鈞仍然選上了立法委員。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcfEYgw38a
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那一次甩門離開後，他只讓助理回去收拾過一次行李，並沒有和吳詠青碰到面。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ooOMKhov2
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六年後，二〇二二年年末。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUm6abvcZW
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唐嘉鈞去參加新銳導演黎詩琛第一部商業片《心願》的剪綵。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pno2eLf8U
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官方資料寫著，他曾編導短片《牛頭剷》、《石楠》、《inflammation》，作品曾入圍金穗獎、南方影展。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxmXuGdw31
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官方資料沒有寫，他是吳詠青的男朋友，但唐嘉鈞仍然知道了消息。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYXwJWWdCF
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回程，他一個人坐在黑色轎車後座，路燈打在側臉，明明滅滅。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuXspt0pND
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助理發表完對《心願》的高見後，突然問唐嘉鈞，有什麼心願。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHbYwmMYtu
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他想了想，開口——347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46cqfVev2a
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我想要的東西，有再多錢、坐在再高的位置，也不可能得到了。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhLCfqfBIc
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我只有一個願望。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJqiisEsl1
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我想要醒來發現自己還是個小學生，只是在書桌前睡著，做了一場夢。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEQevXtCLH
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是一場很長很長的惡夢，長得讓人以為就這樣過完了半輩子。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0zKtGM3Hy
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醒來後，作業本上流滿我的口水。我被我的好朋友罵了一頓，他吵著要快點去玩。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjej8qXYCss
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我會告訴他不用急，反正除了陪他玩，也沒什麼重要的事，往後都是這樣。347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnzPZZaXdz
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後記：
我好像寫了很久的小說，卻從來沒有真的寫完過一部非短篇作品。（這部5.5w字應該算中篇）
《我的好朋友》不是一部成熟的作品，它起先只是《伯樂遊戲》的前導作品，我起初想寫的是黎詩琛和吳詠青的故事，唐嘉鈞只是一個白月光般的存在。結果我現在用情過深暫時無法寫《伯樂遊戲》（笑）
希望《我的好朋友》有娛樂到大家，如果你有任何心得想回饋，都歡迎留言～
下一部作品見！
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