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兩天後,清晨,東宮三師奉皇上召見,至崇文殿,早膳議事。8964 copyright protection447PENANAatv4Ff8OPB 維尼
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內閣輔臣兼禮部尚書加太子太師「兔相」,最先抵達朱雀門候旨。8964 copyright protection447PENANACQmLNYgAU0 維尼
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兔相,姓郁,名迌,字長足,南平道,柴州人。因迌音通兔,人稱兔相。8964 copyright protection447PENANAGwYQ2op0wl 維尼
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一刻鐘不到,內閣次輔兼戶部尚書加太子太傅「梅相」也來了。8964 copyright protection447PENANAXg4sQZXLEJ 維尼
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梅相,姓曹,名梅,字果峒,北直隸,承天府人。因名中有梅字,人稱梅相。8964 copyright protection447PENANASmbOe5X20m 維尼
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最後一位來到朱雀門的是貓相,內閣首輔兼吏部尚書加太子太保。8964 copyright protection447PENANAH3k2fe2z4f 維尼
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東宮三師聚齊後,守門太監立刻回去傳話,等皇上旨意下來,三人這才過朱雀門,進殿面聖。8964 copyright protection447PENANAdUpLgfSW6H 維尼
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三師先後來到崇文殿,循往例,依序入座;貓相在左,梅、兔二相在右。8964 copyright protection447PENANA66aw5fOt8S 維尼
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御馬監掌印太監「玖千歲」,忙著吩咐小太監們忙裡忙外,端茶上菜,伺候三相早膳。8964 copyright protection447PENANADdb5q3CQ69 維尼
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稍晚,隨著玖千歲一聲高呼:「皇上駕到!」殿內所有人,不分權位高低,皆伏首跪地,恭迎皇上。8964 copyright protection447PENANAQKp7PWugA5 維尼
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興許是天熱的緣故,皇上沒有著正式朝服,僅穿著一件朱紅常服進殿。8964 copyright protection447PENANAdXdbilTugF 維尼
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皇上在玖千歲的扶持下,一派輕鬆地往殿中央走去,不疾不徐的走入那位於九階高臺之上,用銘黃緞面覆蓋的大長桌裡頭坐下。此時桌上,早已精心擺滿冷熱菜餚共計一十八道!是山珍海味,有葷有素,鹹甜酸辣,色香味聚。8964 copyright protection447PENANANr6kt73AXb 維尼
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皇上先與三師致意、問早,飲完一碗涼茶後,再品嚐一塊鈴鈴卷。隨後喚道:「小玖……」8964 copyright protection447PENANA6kPRomfs9U 維尼
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玖千歲聞聲後,一路低頭小跑,爬上高臺,很熟稔地把那盤還剩三塊鈴鈴卷的琺瑯瓷盤取來,然後恭敬地走下高臺,再吩咐小太監分成小盤,轉贈到三師的餐桌裡頭。8964 copyright protection447PENANAjJfKaMUoP1 維尼
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「今年科舉考試,人才濟濟呀。」皇上用膳的同時,一邊誇獎道:「多虧兔相費心,操持會考,替朕分擔解憂,愛卿辛苦了……」8964 copyright protection447PENANAsQ1AI4Dhht 維尼
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聽到皇上這麼一誇,兔相趕緊起身,拱手作揖,頻頻自謙道:「新科進士共計三十一員,皆為聖上欽點,實乃聖上英明,微臣不敢妄言有功。」8964 copyright protection447PENANAOYC4iC6ct4 維尼
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「有功無功,朕歷歷在目……」皇上再次喚來玖千歲,比了比右手邊那盤晶玉白花凍雪糕,說道:「該賞的……朕定會賞!」8964 copyright protection447PENANApYgfeqL1kq 維尼
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語畢,玖千歲端起雪糕,再次走下高臺,直接路過貓相和梅相桌前,將這盤御賜糕點,單獨賞給兔相。8964 copyright protection447PENANAUo2zWAk930 維尼
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兔相接過雪糕後,先作揖行禮,一拜再拜,拜謝完皇上賞賜後,這才重新入坐,繼續享用。8964 copyright protection447PENANAO9YV7YaKMj 維尼
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「雪糕好吃否?」皇上突然問。8964 copyright protection447PENANAGXp4eNRWfJ 維尼
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「好吃,好好吃!」兔相吃到一半被皇上這麼一問,竟一時忘我,頻頻用大白話讚不絕口。8964 copyright protection447PENANAnuQt4SdkzQ 維尼
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「新科狀元……多大年紀?」皇上問。8964 copyright protection447PENANAaWLyAMS5Ex 維尼
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「回皇上話……」兔相雪糕嚼到一半,趕緊嚥下,並起身回道:「二十七歲。」8964 copyright protection447PENANA57g0VQOZ8y 維尼
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皇上突然眼睛為之一亮!接著感慨道:「唉呀……二十七啦!那該是熙進元年生的人!」8964 copyright protection447PENANAQIIPlrMtiC 維尼
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此時皇上,忽然感到歲月如梭,時光飛逝;沒曾想,這位新科狀元的年紀,竟與自己執政的時間一樣長。8964 copyright protection447PENANA5I1olGhfXv 維尼
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「哪裡人?」皇上又問。8964 copyright protection447PENANAmdhdIq4q01 維尼
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兔相:「南平道,東州人。」8964 copyright protection447PENANAjrw1712Vzy 維尼
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皇上:「咦……南平道!那不正好與愛卿同鄉!」8964 copyright protection447PENANAHwQSWKSAAr 維尼
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「正是。」兔相為了避嫌,趕緊再解釋道:「微臣祖籍雖在南平,亦在南平出生,但入朝為官逾三十載,已不知有多少年未曾回過南平。」8964 copyright protection447PENANA7Ytqte9xZU 維尼
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「比起南平……」皇上意有所指的說:「在朝為官者,還是南直隸的學子居大宗呀!」8964 copyright protection447PENANAqHnWxc4aSG 維尼
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聽到皇上這麼一說,南直隸出身的貓相趕緊起身,作揖回道:「南直隸乃魚米之鄉,地靈人傑,書香氣息濃厚,學子多,進士也多,故入朝為官者,更多。」8964 copyright protection447PENANARf6En46VJl 維尼
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貓相知道早膳議事,重在議事,用餐順便,所以在家裡就已先吃過早餐;進殿入座後,僅喝過涼茶,再嚐過兩口鈴鈴卷,便未再進食。所以皇上問話,可以隨時應對。8964 copyright protection447PENANAEFwQPFEm62 維尼
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兔相雖然也知道這層潛規則,但何奈皇上單獨賞賜晶玉白花凍雪糕給他;令他吃也不是,不吃也不是,才導致回話回得略顯狼狽。8964 copyright protection447PENANAdHbDGDG3dK 維尼
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兔相眼看話茬已轉移到貓相身上後,便安心入座;只是這回入座,就再也沒敢動過筷子了。8964 copyright protection447PENANAYymoZjdyoE 維尼
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一旁的梅相也是。雖說皇上尚未與他對話,但他仍正襟危坐,列席旁聽。除了最開始的那碗涼茶外,就未再食用過半口餐點;就連那條鈴鈴卷,也是完好如初。8964 copyright protection447PENANAIXSbSYNEDf 維尼
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皇上此番召三師入殿早膳,是想與他們商量太子侍讀一事。由於前任侍讀已伴讀三年,依制,需調任他處為官;所以新侍讀將從今年的新科進士中,擇優挑選一人出來繼任。8964 copyright protection447PENANAfORPSzckFX 維尼
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皇上:「關於太子侍讀擇選……諸位愛卿有何看法,不妨提出。」語畢,殿內沉默良久,只見三相面面相覷,一語不發!8964 copyright protection447PENANAQgKd8RJ1c3 維尼
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此時三相,都想推薦自己同鄉出任侍讀,但又怕惹議,遭另外二相針對,所以只好默不作聲,靜觀其變。8964 copyright protection447PENANAjJA2D6uKyR 維尼
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皇上:「曹閣佬,從開始到現在,你都沒說過話;要不然,就讓你先說說看吧。」8964 copyright protection447PENANAi7ctH2qwNl 維尼
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「回皇上話……」梅相趕緊起身作揖,恭敬回道:「臣以為,當循往例,選新科狀元做為太子侍讀。」此舉拋磚引玉,是目前最好的安全回答;是既不自肥,也不怕得罪人。8964 copyright protection447PENANA2VHajcOQ77 維尼
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皇上:「翁閣佬……以為如何?」8964 copyright protection447PENANAGfzVgTMhy9 維尼
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此時的貓相,正暗爽在心底!因為他早就料到,不論誰被皇上問到,大概率都會這麼回答,所以前天晚上才派炎叔去翰林院,搶先一步結識狀元,欲納入貓黨,以為己用。8964 copyright protection447PENANA0owVxGc9LX 維尼
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貓相自然不會反對,還借力使力的回道:「回皇上話,臣以為……曹閣佬所言甚是。」此番回答,不但順了自己的計策,還倒捧梅相一把,可謂一舉兩得。8964 copyright protection447PENANAkYX2fhRR8V 維尼
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皇上:「那……郁閣佬以為如何?」8964 copyright protection447PENANA44Gtay6Zwj 維尼
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這一問,可把兔相問倒了!因為狀元與他同鄉,他同意也不是,不同意,也不是!8964 copyright protection447PENANARhsvEaPKIB 維尼
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只見兔相吱嗚半晌,最後才很艱難地擠出四個字。回道:「臣……沒意見。」8964 copyright protection447PENANAnZRRT4iIYh 維尼
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皇上:「那就這麼定了吧!」8964 copyright protection447PENANA8Ovvbdwf4r 維尼
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「聖上英明!」三相齊聲同賀。8964 copyright protection447PENANAz1O4iRhdIi 維尼
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「恕臣斗膽,臣有一事要奏!」全程沒說到幾句話的梅相,突然起身說道:「聖上尊號前後三十二字,御印之大,比肩國璽!聖旨、政令、文書,礙篇幅有限,皆為用印之處所苦!臣斗膽,奏請皇上,略減字數,以增其效。」8964 copyright protection447PENANAPfW4jRZRoI 維尼
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梅相的直言進諫,向來是他的特色;而他此話一出,果然惹得皇上心裡開始鬧起彆扭!8964 copyright protection447PENANAyjEchrfWxr 維尼
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皇上轉向貓相,問:「朕的尊號……過長了嗎?」8964 copyright protection447PENANAZTirN9VXHe 維尼
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只見貓相雙眼緊閉,沉思半晌後,開始默念:「闇天護法仁孝明君;夜盡黎明普天元帥;星辰日月萬國天尊;河山四海至聖大帝。」8964 copyright protection447PENANA8uCMCl9qGm 維尼
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這一長串前後共三十二字,正是皇上給自己上的尊號!8964 copyright protection447PENANAx0kcm6vcve 維尼
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貓相:「是長了點!」8964 copyright protection447PENANAkrH6lUXahO 維尼
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原本皇上還很開心,貓相能把自己尊號默背出來而嘖嘖稱奇!卻不料,被他這麼話鋒一轉,又開始鬧彆扭了起來。8964 copyright protection447PENANAH7zgQGcobV 維尼
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皇上:「長為尊、長為大,不好嗎?」8964 copyright protection447PENANAQ8qVPDM0he 維尼
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在座三人,心裡都明白,皇上的潛台詞是:難道短就比較好?你們都給朕好好解釋清楚!8964 copyright protection447PENANAkhNxUzHR37 維尼
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「不可謂不好……」貓相接著說:「就是字數太多,混淆了聖上的英明之氣!」8964 copyright protection447PENANADV6P2AiIHX 維尼
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皇上:「此話怎講?」8964 copyright protection447PENANAacZ1hkfgR5 維尼
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與此同時,梅、兔二相都盯著貓相看,就看他將如何自圓其說。畢竟伴君如伴虎,同朝為官,大家都是提著腦袋辦事。8964 copyright protection447PENANAHBYchY2WuH 維尼
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貓相:「臣以為……短句扼要,更能精準地展現出聖上的英明神武!」8964 copyright protection447PENANAgMkVJefS2R 維尼
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皇上:「那翁閣佬你說說,該如何簡單?該如何扼要?」8964 copyright protection447PENANAM0J2HKm2px 維尼
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貓相沉思半晌後,說道:「四行句首,各取一字,是謂『闇夜星河』。」8964 copyright protection447PENANAY0BwN8nAod 維尼
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「闇夜星河……」皇上突然一陣大喜,直誇:「此句甚好,朕喜歡!」於是立刻降旨,傳工部再造一枚御印,上頭就刻「闇夜星河」四個字!8964 copyright protection447PENANApiH3zF0mbC 維尼
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※本故事完全虛構,不可能雷同;如果故事內容讓你感到不舒服,請留言或私信給我,我會酌情進行調整。8964 copyright protection447PENANA3ZaUNGuL4R 維尼
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