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熙進二十七年,夏。入夜後,「炎叔」來到翰林院,在編修「涂珀口」的帶領下,來到新科進士們下榻的驛館探視。此番夜訪,是奉當今內閣首輔「貓相」之命,前來挑選可造之材。8964 copyright protection542PENANArKubzzlIjB 維尼
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「進士們都用過餐了吧?」炎叔一邊細數還亮著燭光的窗戶,一邊問道。8964 copyright protection542PENANAN6HkWee3pH 維尼
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「都用過餐了……」涂大人很客氣地回道:「他們都是今日聖上欽點的新科進士,本院不敢怠慢。」8964 copyright protection542PENANANjWHxTyUws 維尼
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「涂大人辛苦……」炎叔微微一笑,接著說:「都這麼晚了,還勞駕您帶我走這一趟,實在不好意思。」8964 copyright protection542PENANA67hzF2jn9A 維尼
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「哪裡哪裡……」涂大人很知趣地說:「你我都是替貓相辦差,這……貓相的事,就是自己的事,哪裡會辛苦!應該的、應該的……」8964 copyright protection542PENANAQTvhapKoRy 維尼
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說著說著,兩人來到一間客房的門前。涂大人說道:「入住此間屋者,正是新科狀元郎!」8964 copyright protection542PENANAVTP4O9Zwwh 維尼
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今日殿試,獲皇上欽點的新科狀元,姓唐,名解,字孔黎,南平道,東州人。今年二十七歲,濃眉大眼,相貌俊美,身長七尺,身形高挑。此時的他,正坐在几案前,寫家書向母親報喜!8964 copyright protection542PENANA0qegOi88U0 維尼
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由於唐母不識字,唐解的家書必須委託村裡的教書先生轉述,所以信件內文開頭就用大白話寫著:媽,我中狀元了!但官場跟我想的不一樣……8964 copyright protection542PENANAApkW3UG9kY 維尼
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只是家書寫沒幾個字,房門即傳來「叩叩叩」的敲門聲。唐解開門一看,門外站著兩位先生;一位是今日負責接待他們的涂大人,另一位年紀稍長,蓄著長鬚,仙風道骨,身著黑底銀團花紋的緞面長袍,看似身份不凡的老先生。8964 copyright protection542PENANArXZh0FlQNq 維尼
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唐解見涂大人還穿著白天那一身的大紅圓領朝服,看似還沒散班,便領著陌生老先生來訪,想必此人非富即貴!唐解不敢怠慢,必恭必敬,客客氣氣地將他們迎進屋內稍坐。8964 copyright protection542PENANAheEd10mEEf 維尼
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三人坐定後,很快開始寒暄、話家常。官場打滾多年的涂大人與炎叔,是談笑風生,泰然自若;倒是初來乍到的唐解,正襟危坐,不知所措,滿臉生澀地在一旁陪笑、附和,深怕一個不小心講錯話,得罪了人!8964 copyright protection542PENANABfabgwcsi1 維尼
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經涂大人介紹,炎叔與唐解就算有了初步的認識。一刻鐘後,涂大人語帶暗示的問:「孔黎呀,咱這杯子,咋會是乾的?」8964 copyright protection542PENANAVzyN0uL4P3 維尼
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語畢,唐解嚇得趕緊起身,頻頻致歉道:「晚生對不住,忘了給二位大人沏茶!晚生這就去煮,還望二位大人恕罪……」8964 copyright protection542PENANAVqkUiEaurX 維尼
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「不急不急……」炎叔這時幫忙打圓場,安慰道:「狀元郎果然品行高尚,連翰林院招待的茶葉,都捨不得煮呀!」8964 copyright protection542PENANAXrYOC7PKSM 維尼
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炎叔一進屋就注意到唐解所穿的布衣領口,有兩處小破洞,袖子、手肘處也都有補丁,研判他是寒門出身,不諳茶道此類風雅之事。8964 copyright protection542PENANAFG1o7SV7V6 維尼
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只見唐解舉起茶葉罐,瞧了半晌後,竟將半罐茶葉倒進壺裡!完事後,再撓了撓後腦,嘀咕:「糟了,沒有熱水!」8964 copyright protection542PENANAvlfMXU2VDs 維尼
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涂大人見唐解這般閉俗,是既好氣又好笑,連忙勸他甭瞎忙活了;接著再吩咐門外侍從,去沏壺茶水進來。8964 copyright protection542PENANAWbpfZ8RWUR 維尼
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此後,三人又在屋裡聊了半個時辰,直至戌時三刻,才告辭離開。8964 copyright protection542PENANAGbjY4j436G 維尼
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炎叔離開翰林院後,趕緊回相府覆命。此時貓相,正於府內道觀裡,與數名女僕,齊聚後殿群修!8964 copyright protection542PENANAPPtHF8SDaz 維尼
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兩刻鐘後,衣冠不整的貓相,氣喘吁吁地從道觀後殿走了出來。道袍半披,下身全裸的他,隨手抓了條紅繩,纏在腰上,將道袍下擺束緊,權當著了件下裳,遮蔽下體。8964 copyright protection542PENANAqsYXv5DmiM 維尼
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而後,又有數名女僕,衣衫不整,嘻皮笑臉地從後殿走了出來;她們見著炎叔正守在前殿,又突然變得嬌羞害臊,趕緊抬手遮面,抱著衣帶群褲,快步移至偏殿,不知所蹤。8964 copyright protection542PENANAJdJaG5TvrH 維尼
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炎叔斜眼竊視,再數了數,前後一共八名!他心想:貓相剛過五八壽誕不久,今晚以一抵八,可謂真猛,想必又該是服過丹藥了吧!8964 copyright protection542PENANAWdS6prUyVo 維尼
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貓相,姓翁,名仙,字天同,自號:太機白真人。允文允武,能掐會算,又精善畫貓,故御賜謬號:貓丞相,遂稱貓相。8964 copyright protection542PENANAO0YEAPyd7C 維尼
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「見著狀元郎了吧?」貓相問話的同時,緩緩走入他專屬的團墊,盤腿坐下;然後拾起白玉杵,往一旁的金銅缽敲了一下,「鏘──」的一聲,劃破道觀裡,那略顯尷尬的凝結空氣。8964 copyright protection542PENANApRqIkGUkNs 維尼
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「見著了。」炎叔回道。8964 copyright protection542PENANA845nbYMNPM 維尼
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貓相:「人品如何?」8964 copyright protection542PENANAcLB4MlAWLM 維尼
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炎叔:「相貌不凡,品行端正,乃年輕有為的寒門子弟。」8964 copyright protection542PENANAziLOhqM7ld 維尼
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貓相一聽到寒門二字,嘴角微微上揚。再問:「是真寒門?還是假寒門?」8964 copyright protection542PENANA904WU9sIlZ 維尼
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炎叔:「是……真寒門。」8964 copyright protection542PENANACPuUa26HuB 維尼
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「何以見得?」貓相說完,於身旁邊几上,隨手摘了顆荔枝,遞給炎叔。8964 copyright protection542PENANAzELSUhkjh0 維尼
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炎叔接過荔枝後,沒敢剝開,而是接著回道:「不諳茶道,談吐駑鈍,布衣破衫;雖知書達理,但更顯青澀……皆為寒門表徵。」8964 copyright protection542PENANAMuwXYoRU8d 維尼
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貓相哈哈一笑後,說:「太好了,老夫要找的……正是此人!」語畢,又摘了三顆荔枝遞給炎叔。還說:「吃吧,你跑這一趟,也著實辛苦,不用客氣……」8964 copyright protection542PENANAwJrL0CxaGu 維尼
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這回接過荔枝後,炎叔才敢剝開荔枝,吃了一顆。只見荔枝殼剛一撥下,隨即有女僕端著金花銅盂過來接住;再定睛一瞧,是方才從後殿走出來的八女之一!此時的她,已穿好衣裳,盤起頭髮,一臉嬌羞的模樣,與相府裡其他尋常侍女,沒什麼兩樣。8964 copyright protection542PENANAF55zPsb57W 維尼
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「狀元郎的身世背景,妻兒老小都探清楚了沒有?」貓相問。8964 copyright protection542PENANArlllTbHsbW 維尼
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「都探清楚了……」炎叔接著說:「南平道,東州人,今年二十七……」8964 copyright protection542PENANAx2jYNDXZN8 維尼
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「這些我不用急著知道!」貓相擺了擺手,接著吩咐道:「明天,你到東宮南苑附近置一間宅邸,然後把狀元郎一家妻兒老小接到京裡來住;其他相應瑣事,你自己知道該怎麼辦。」8964 copyright protection542PENANAWTeDLZgJBh 維尼
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炎叔應允後,捏著餘下三顆荔枝,緩緩倒退,直至退出道觀,這才轉身離開。8964 copyright protection542PENANAQMkAIl3Uhp 維尼
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