Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo302Please respect copyright.PENANAgOck6fwTAw
- iPhones are SEXY302Please respect copyright.PENANAPePgBDQxhI
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!302Please respect copyright.PENANADAlCTqFu53
- YOU LIE302Please respect copyright.PENANAFJnRJMRKJB
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag302Please respect copyright.PENANAXp8dvifZXN
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 302Please respect copyright.PENANAAYACx0qRSE
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 302Please respect copyright.PENANATrS92oGHH1
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.302Please respect copyright.PENANATxR1CEvSRe
- Character development is only possible through murder.302Please respect copyright.PENANAHp8Y7GR8bx
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania302Please respect copyright.PENANAfqFNmb123u
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools302Please respect copyright.PENANAl5vOk3R7R4
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess302Please respect copyright.PENANAmS0A7jmLFb
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct302Please respect copyright.PENANAaBrbbGnNxH
- i like the *bling* *bling*302Please respect copyright.PENANASxvBSzmuf0
- hashtag accessorize302Please respect copyright.PENANAR5FyNeod9m
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!302Please respect copyright.PENANAxyBxEp20tT
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!302Please respect copyright.PENANAg0wlIa03GC
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!302Please respect copyright.PENANAMeafDu0tGk
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore302Please respect copyright.PENANADRNZiVREWE
- we're done here, you butcher.302Please respect copyright.PENANA8PPg6I1DOY
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN302Please respect copyright.PENANAKT49oXqcf2
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...302Please respect copyright.PENANA8fHI3ijJTa
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars302Please respect copyright.PENANA66tjdo77eh
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.302Please respect copyright.PENANAj4Tt3QHS4a
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 302Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZIo5aMTRb
kid 2: sure. 302Please respect copyright.PENANACuGvkbYHya
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 302Please respect copyright.PENANAjIMIK9A5mW
kid 2: ... sure.302Please respect copyright.PENANAC1FoYpxJhq