Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo324Please respect copyright.PENANAOmvQWWmecS
- iPhones are SEXY324Please respect copyright.PENANALq0a9Oqv30
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!324Please respect copyright.PENANAyVtonpw8Fe
- YOU LIE324Please respect copyright.PENANAsfKFI2jDMm
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag324Please respect copyright.PENANAJvCh2wlyWr
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 324Please respect copyright.PENANAOL4CLXCfZt
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 324Please respect copyright.PENANAmzoGgIO30A
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.324Please respect copyright.PENANAITz8b0PHfq
- Character development is only possible through murder.324Please respect copyright.PENANAkyFhtugcjp
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania324Please respect copyright.PENANA6pQiR3GHiR
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools324Please respect copyright.PENANA6xUcwxQnew
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess324Please respect copyright.PENANAK5PaMUJHA9
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct324Please respect copyright.PENANAWVQf4VgeXZ
- i like the *bling* *bling*324Please respect copyright.PENANA3PSW3zkMiU
- hashtag accessorize324Please respect copyright.PENANArXLRmGXuz6
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!324Please respect copyright.PENANAUslX0laLcs
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!324Please respect copyright.PENANA6g8TDHjBCu
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!324Please respect copyright.PENANAAFZqMF74jG
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore324Please respect copyright.PENANAnSgV766cwA
- we're done here, you butcher.324Please respect copyright.PENANAIXAhSTzjGb
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN324Please respect copyright.PENANA6IPpoi3xW0
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...324Please respect copyright.PENANAXgV1c6kXNy
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars324Please respect copyright.PENANAAyPt3Yyl3V
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.324Please respect copyright.PENANANOwR0vefZO
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 324Please respect copyright.PENANAYbDgULqTrP
kid 2: sure. 324Please respect copyright.PENANAyKjQAzSyst
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 324Please respect copyright.PENANAhPdimR8afF
kid 2: ... sure.324Please respect copyright.PENANAMOTN47qrRE