Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo308Please respect copyright.PENANAIR6fiOXiCq
- iPhones are SEXY308Please respect copyright.PENANAE7czoQZnRp
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!308Please respect copyright.PENANAYVNGVl5LL9
- YOU LIE308Please respect copyright.PENANAjBZrsyswDJ
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag308Please respect copyright.PENANAVyf3tGUH3W
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 308Please respect copyright.PENANAD5S1AmsL7h
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 308Please respect copyright.PENANAMTOImnvJnF
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.308Please respect copyright.PENANAV3R7fRiIQm
- Character development is only possible through murder.308Please respect copyright.PENANAzeYrMxKy0m
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania308Please respect copyright.PENANANLLRMiyiWx
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools308Please respect copyright.PENANAaeJvwtKN51
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess308Please respect copyright.PENANAGOOrhddSRd
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct308Please respect copyright.PENANAnYwaF6jT8B
- i like the *bling* *bling*308Please respect copyright.PENANAHCozGYNyoC
- hashtag accessorize308Please respect copyright.PENANAZVl3he94rQ
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!308Please respect copyright.PENANA57pKG86kJz
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!308Please respect copyright.PENANACfoFjyZDkZ
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!308Please respect copyright.PENANANBnFBp95Ql
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore308Please respect copyright.PENANAfZrfSQqqa2
- we're done here, you butcher.308Please respect copyright.PENANA4dsz5WZR9E
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN308Please respect copyright.PENANAAKwIrTDjso
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...308Please respect copyright.PENANADydP6IP61L
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars308Please respect copyright.PENANArIRGTnicVp
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.308Please respect copyright.PENANAw1KtwSJ0nZ
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 308Please respect copyright.PENANAUlqlr1jqr2
kid 2: sure. 308Please respect copyright.PENANA9CwFfRes00
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 308Please respect copyright.PENANASauELnjvEb
kid 2: ... sure.308Please respect copyright.PENANA2hZ6CvJnbF