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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJFhh9bYLY
一、直接說。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkzBO5lHUg
「我想分手。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aFdBKkObb
「好。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttwHqAqVya
？！這麼乾脆……631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ttLxxsMX5
「那……」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewhexFbPEN
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ic1GKNJWP
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFxrvDutoF
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuaaum9Rcz
「……好吧。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZVsaTIbXc
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KVL3bnUHp
「根本算不完啊！！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fD2SyrFT1
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCIyAkiyoH
「……我不玩了。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGwvBiiOHI
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二、劈腿。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRnG5NG9Cj
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtxb0uSBTj
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ908B7nmG
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuqiChVgIY
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Z8F8grE1t
「……」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfCRcQrKN4
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviR8u06w9V
「……」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXg7b2h9l1P
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSPYO7VcSA
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三、我躲！631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IzA2c0Tlt
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW1qa16v5o
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfRl5xDZT5
錯了。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyyCtX6nng
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyD0klLgOV
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjeLgcTqpF
「……」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKSNUE8Gdy
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy2t0CgTr6
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